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sarnie-for-varney ยท 2 months
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Ahhhh thank youuuu @theleagueofgentlemen
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@sarnie-for-varney Happy Valoween! (haha get it :} ) ๐Ÿ’–
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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"You finally got rid of that emo hat!" Kokichi, don't act as though you don't have the fattest boner for Shuichi. Don't stand there and act as though it wasn't standing to attention like Shuichi's newly discovered ahoge.
You're a good liar and everything, but your feelings for him are as strong as the toilet paper Miu was strangled with. Shut up, mate.
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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@sarnie-for-varney FOUND YOUR MAN!! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
No offence to Michael lmao heโ€™s just an example ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’…
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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Honestly, Kokichi Ouma calling Miu Iruma a "filthy c*m dumpster" has to be the funniest thing to ever happen during a class trial in a Danganronpa game.
Other insults from him towards Miu include:
"Despised, pathetic, dirty c*m toilet of a person"
"C*m-soaked urinal cake"
"Vulgar bitch"
"Itty-bitty, peabrained bitchlet"
"Whore bitchlet"
"Horny exhibitionist"
"Unfuckable, ugly bitch"
"You sow"
"Squid-breath"
"Embarrassment to the human race"
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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"You cannot resist hurting him."
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"People like Polidori live for such treatment... and would die for want of it."
- Alice Krige (Mary Shelley) and Phillip Anglim (Lord Byron) in Haunted Summer (1988)
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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layton & nikita โ™ก | strictly - it takes two
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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How did I not remember that Morrissey used to carry a whole ass tree in his back pocket?
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Vlad says happy Monday you fucks!
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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"Vampires are hot. They're the only erotic monsters. Frankenstein is not hot."
Joel Schumacher, talking about why he made The Lost Boys (1987)
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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Just watched Alex Winter's new Shudder Original movie Destroy All Neighbors (directed by Josh Forbes) and it is a complete clusterfuck of gore, slimy special effects, and rock n roll craziness!
Alex Winter really loves having his head detached from his body, huh?
Vlad has got to be one of Alex's most unique (and potty-mouthed) characters yet. He is almost unrecognisable, donned head-to-toe in grotesque prosthetic makeup (not unlike his beast boy look for Freaked!).
Not just that, but Jonah Ray did an absolutely fantastic job playing struggling rock musician William Brown alongside Kiran Deol as his rather fed up girlfriend, Emily. This film mostly takes place in a shitty apartment building with equally shitty residents.
A drug-fueled splatter-comedy with epic music. An absolute blast! Highly recommend.
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 3 months
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"Hurt me and tell me you're mine.
I don't know why, but I like it.
Scary? My god, you're divine.
Gimme them, gimme them dope and diamonds.
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You're no good for me.
Baby, you're no good for me.
You're no good for me
But, baby, I want you.
I want you."
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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Nikita actually serves cunt every second of every day. He rocks up to rehearsals in a band tee and joggers, and he still looks majestic bro.
When I was getting my acting diploma, I'd do the same thing and I looked like I'd slept in a bin.
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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"In the light of no truth,
As sure as sea levels are rising.
In the spin of breaking news,
You dropped your confidence in happiness (and your innocence).
This data indignity
That hoodwinked you for a great awakening.
Meanwhile, everything you cared about
Got hot swapped out for someone else's twisted dream.
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So it's come to this?
We're in the biz.
A systemic hysteric's normalising disbelief
Temper, temper, hate thy neighbour.
That is, unless you agree"
The crescendo that builds in the bridge of this song is worth listening to by itself too
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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Nikita randomly turning into Shakira for a second:
Or should I say... Shakita?
Original video here
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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Me doing any basic task:
Original video here
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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Anniversaries in 2024
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Happy anniversary to TLOG and IN9 (also Psychoville, but I haven't seen it)!!
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sarnie-for-varney ยท 4 months
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WARNING: FLASHING IMAGES/LIGHTS
Layton and Nikita (Lakita) - Strictly Come Dancing
For @thedollface221b
Song: Only You - Yazoo
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