on the one hand
what is the fucking point of flipping it you pulled it out of the sheath by the handle there’s no goddamn need for that
why even bother having a special spot easiy to reach in your black leather suit for knives if you’re just going to play with them when you take them out
but on the other hand
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Forty-two years ago we used an old silver ring of my great-aunt's, that I had had given as a teen. Money was tight as we had both just been laid-off and were getting married before heading across country to look for work. Knowing how regularly wearing rings irritated my skin, when we could afford it, my husband got me a really nice emerald and diamond cocktail ring to wear on special occasions. He'd never been one to accumulate personal items, so when he passed last year I gave it to the child of his heart, my youngest niece, to remember him by.
So. I lost my wedding rings back in September. I thought I threw them out, in my heart I knew they were somewhere in my possession but their location was unbeknownst to anyone. My bestie found them yesterday.
But telling my genZ past workplace bestie that they were found and him being APPALLED SHOCKED DISGUSTED that I don’t wear my wedding rings was kinda …unexpected.
My rings are fairly delicate so I stopped wearing them after I loosened a prong at work shoving my hand in a bank drive up tube. And like. Idk the bank put me off wearing them bc I was touching money so often it grossed me out to have something so precious touching icky money.
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I have two large rolling tool chests. One with tools, one full of fasteners, all drawers clearly marked... you know the clueless person is going to cause a melt down by not putting stuff back... or putting it in the wrong drawer. AU where clueless is not allowed to touch the tool chests (or bench power tools) and has to make due with whatever overflow tools are in the 20gal totes.
Fuck coffee shop AUs. I need more hardware store AUs.
Give me home improvement AUs where one person is DIYing cluelessly and the other is trying to teach them how to use what they're buying without destroying their house.
"We bought a fixer upper together" AUs where the big plot tension occurs in the middle of a kitchen renovation where one party loses it and goes out to sleep in a tent in the yard.
AUs where there was only one wrench.
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WinterFrost - will add later
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Crossovers
Frozen
The Ice Demon By @lizardbeths I Part 1- 10 I Elsa & Loki, Parent Loki, Canon Divergence, hint of Loki/Natasha and Loki/Steve, Bucky Barnes & Loki Friendship, loki was a howling commando, Torture, Recovery, Family Feels
A bargain by Iamnotreal I Chapters: 79/? I Loki & Natasha, Avengers Team & Loki, Aftermath of Torture, Canon Divergence - Post-Avengers, Jotunn Loki
King by anastacianott I Chapters 39 I King Loki, BAMF Loki, Jotunheim, Jealous Thor, Thor tries, Jotunn Loki, Loki & Avengers Team, Brotherly Love
Free from the Chains of Time by AnyFangirl98 I Chapters 1/?I Loki Series, Fic for me, Loki God of Stories, Fix it fic, The Avengers
The Walls Between Us by pietoraven36 I Chapters 55/? I FFN Loki/FemOc, Loki & Thor, Family Drama
Completed Fics
Ásgarðrian Galdr by Valerie_Vancollie I Chapters: 93/93 I Time Travel Fix it, Canon Divergence - Thor (2011), BAMF Loki, King Loki, Good Loki, Brotherhood, Brotherly Angst, Courtroom Drama, Family Drama, Bigotry & Prejudice
Ensoulment by Valerie_Vancollie I Chapters: 18/18 I Canon Divergence - Avengers: Infinity War Part 1, Infinity Gems, Infinity Stone Soul World, BAMF Loki, Child Abandonment
What you are in the dark (is beautiful) by PeaceHeather | Chapters 4/4 | Loki's Sentencing, Evil Odin, Body Horror, Angry Witch
reasons wretched and divine by @astrosxnthesis I Chapter 2/2 I Loki Series, Post-Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Lokius if you squint
God with whiskers by Moonybird, Origami_Roses I Chapters: 32/32 I Lokitty, Resurrection, Loki Lives, Depression, Brotherhood
Family Ties by skiesovergideon I Chapters: 37/37 I family of choice fic, loki & ocs
Loptr Farm by @digitalta I Chapters 2/2 I Loki Redemption, Loki adopts a lot of animals- as in Loki runs a farm, Loki angst
Bookmark Series
Desperate Measures by @rennemichaelswrites I Part 1 - 2 I Completed Loki wasn't the bad guy in The Avengers, Loki's resistance, Dark Tony, Manipulative Loki
Another Name by @sundial-at-night Part 1- 4 Completed Not Avengers: Endgame Compliant, Loki Lives, Redemption, Fix-It of Sorts, BAMF Loki, Brotherhood
Alternate Alignment by DeathScribe Part 1-3 I kid Loki set during Thor 1, Canon Divergence, Friendship, oc
A Bridge Once Broken by @fallintosanity Part 1-8 Completed Loki/ FemOC, Brotherhood, Canon Divergence, Action/Adventure, Angst
Oneshots
A Chance to Say Goodbye by Mikill I Chapters: 1/1 I Loki Series, Loki & Thor
The Time He Was Found Worthy by bonsaiScribbler I Chapters: 1/1 I Loki saves Thor, Loki & Thor
in peace may you rest by @doubletan | Chapters 1/1 | Avengers: Endgame, Thor doesn't walk past Loki, Canon Divergence, Loki & Thor
not all martyrs see divinity by @thepartyprince I Chapters 1/1 I Loki Series, Loki 2x6, Loki & Thor
hubris is for people who see trees as gallows by LadySilvertongue I Chapters 1/1 I Loki Series, Loki 2x6, Loki & Thor
you with the sad eyes, tell me a tale by minhyongi I Chapters 1/1 I Loki Series, Loki 2x6,Pre-slash, Loki/Tony
Glorious Purpose by Eustacia Vye (eustaciavye) I Chapters 1/1 I Loki Series, Loki can split himself into different copies, Loki 2x6
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[image] Obliviously homeless man sitting on concrete, with a thin quilt and a cup of coffee. Text was changed to, "Share if you think homeless veterans should come before tax breaks for the Rich.
There, I fixed it for them.
Original read, "Share if you think homeless veterans should come before immigrants."
Which is, to my eyes, victim blaming. Many immigrants are not moving voluntarily.
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Claws. Tis time to unsheathe them.
My cat’s body is so loose and saggy that he blended in perfectly with a sweater on the ground. When my mom was cleaning up, she thought he was part of the sweater and grabbed him. :(
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Nicely done.
I haven’t written fic for ages, not sure I remember how to do it.
Buttttt… I made myself a Loki handbag, that counts for something, right?
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Yes! Why not this? Why the PJ outfit? And if the boy was going to grow some massive horns, he could have spared a bit of bippity-boppity for lengthening his hair.
It makes me so sad that we could have had these concepts for series Loki and yet
(by Wes Burt via twitter)
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I still don't know why they chose pajamas, slippers and a damn blanket for this costume. :P
Loki God of Stories // November 2023
Welcome to my Patreon guys
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Inadvisably Applied Magic, of course.
Hogwarts houses are out. Unseen University disciplines are in. Choose your side
Indefinite studies
Recent Runes
Inadvisably Applied Magic
Cruel and Unusual Geography
Post Morthem Communications
Applied Astrology
Approximate Accuracy
Applied Anthropics
Extreme Horticulture
Liberal studies
Illiberal Studies
Morbid Bibliomamcy
Recondite Architecture and Origami Map Folding
Recondite Phenomena
Slood Dynamics
Esoteric Studies
Wooly Thinking
Op you forgot-
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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