Liam (texting the puppy pack group chat): Y'all wanna go jump up and down?
Mason: Dude you are literally sitting next to us.
Liam: so no?
Corey: Of course we want to jump around...
Mason: But like just tell us with your mouth words.
Liam: Wanna jump around?
Corey: Duh.
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Lydia: I’m a little low on money.
Scott: How much you got?
Lydia: Nothing.
Scott: How can you walk around with no money?
Lydia: I’m cute, I get by.
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Stiles: When I was a kid, I always wanted to be a magician.
Scott: Tell them why you stopped?
Stiles: I... I almost cut someone in half with a saw.
Derek: What the fuck??
Isaac: What kind of kid were you?
Stiles: I didn't know a magician was fake! I thought they were real! That's why I didn't become one.
Isaac: That's why??
Derek: Not you nearly cutting a kid in half?!
Stiles: The kid was fine. My dad stopped me before I could hurt him.
Isaac: Poor guy. At least he's safe from you now.
Stiles: Huh? He's standing right beside me.
Scott: I'm the kid.
Derek: And you still ended up being best friends?!
Isaac: I take it back. What's wrong with the both of you?!
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Sophie: *does literally anything*
Nate every single time without fail:
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Jade: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Kit: …Have you never taken a shower before?
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Pandora: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?
Regulus: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am!
Pandora: Mean.
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Pandora: Lilly, you'll be working with Regulus and James.
Lilly: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: blank stares
Lilly: …Of people on a team.
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Pandora: What do I get?
Regulus: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Pandora: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Regulus: It won't be you.
Pandora: I'll get my coat.
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James, holding a scooter: Regulus! Can I go outside and play with this?
Regulus: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
James, running outside: Thanks Regulus!
Regulus, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
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Pandora: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Regulus: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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I might be making a discord server for anyone who wants to talk about Gotham Knights.
If you’re interested react to this post and I’ll send a link
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Theo: You’re giving me a sticker?
Liam: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Theo: I’m not a preschooler.
Liam: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Theo: I earned this, back off!
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Liam: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?
Theo: Do it or you're straight.
Liam: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!
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Roy: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Keeley without them noticing?
Jamie : Hey, Keeley, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Keeley: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Roy: ...
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