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quacketernal · 7 months

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Ok so I’m finally watching pewdiepie’s skyrim playthrough and NO ONE told me how perfectly written the story is???

Stream 1; Felix breaks into random woman’s house in the first town and completely wipes the place. 2 streams later he gets attacked by hired thugs at the college of winterhold. Chat figures out the woman who sent the mercenaries was Hilde, mother of SVEN, which is the GREATEST callback in history.

So what he ends up doing is finishing Sven’s side quest with Camilla Valerius so he can have Sven as a follower. He then takes him to the tallest mountain in the game, up to a fog wall in High Hrothgar, and forced him into running INTO the fog wall until he could not stand, and then TORCHES the poor bastard and strips him of everything he owns!

So after breaking the geneva convention in 14 different languages, he disguises himself AS Sven - mind you he’s a lizard - and breaks into Hilde’s home. He then waits until night time when dear old Hilde’s fast asleep and butchers her with a bound battleaxe. When he slips off into the night, he takes on the role of Sven.

That’s when chat tells Felix that if he finds an amulet of mara he can marry Camilla, and on the road to find one he gets distracted and finds a drug den in the middle of the woods. After “sampling” the drugs, he quickly realizes his skooma had been spiked, and wakes up in the heart of a VAMPIRE LAIR.

Only in skyrim I guess?

#take notes #writers #writing #pewdiepie #skyrim #writers on tumblr #writing prompt #sven #how does one tumblr #still figuring it out #am i doing this right?#send help

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quacketernal · 7 months

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Is he... Flirting with the Sun???

One more Solaire sketch 🥴

#that is exactly what he's doing op #solaire #dark souls #i love this man #jolly cooperation

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quacketernal · 7 months

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finally posting my sparrow !! this is sparrow penbrook (they/them)

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T FLOP LMAO my posts have been flopping lately 💔💔

they've gone through more design development than any character ever they used to be cisgender and blonde. can you believe that

#the possibilities are endless #my life is a lie #fable 2 #fable #fable fanart #sparrow #fable sparrow

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quacketernal · 10 months

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Hello tumblr. I'm new. How tf does one tumblr? Why do people comment absolutely nothing? How do I find the spicy shit? Thank you for your help (if anyone sees this)

#nonbinary #critical role #skyrim #dark souls #anime #art #send help #what do i even tag here #what do i even do #i need an adult

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