Being in a group chat with a bunch of mentally ill girls who suck at taking care of ourselves is really funny. We’ll constantly be giving each other advice like “hey you should probably eat something” “have you taken your meds today?” “if you’re not feeling well maybe you should get some sleep” and stuff like that and then none of us have the self awareness and self respect to take the advice we give each other until we we hear it from someone else

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

I just need new episode to come out so this fandom can come back to life

I hateee when stories "end" without actually tying anything up like give me a conclusion now

dean winchester is the true accidental perfect americana boy. his favorite authors are vonnegut and kerouac. his favorite movie is tombstone. he loves his mom. he cooks. he knows the words to every zeppelin song. he makes mixtapes. he keeps a cross over his bed. he loves his brother. he owns cowboy boots. and he saved the whole world for his family.

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

this is my way of telling everyone I will be writing a rivals to lovers Oliver Wood/Percy Weasley or Oliver Wood/Cassius Warrington or Oliver Wood/Cassius Warrington/Percy Weasley fanfic while simultaneously reminding everyone that I love women

I went to the blacktown medieval fayre yesterday and saw jousting. Stuck conversation w a girl in the most beautiful pink outfit (I do have a crush on her) and another girl in a totally separate group to both of us abt the jousters, and the third girl told us (clueless about jousting), that two of the jousters were married. I turned to my friends who were watching with me (clueless cishet white men who think fanfic is cringe) and said I had a new idea for a fanfiction. the pink girl laughed so hard and I will be riding on that high for the rest of my life.

I went to the blacktown medieval fayre yesterday and saw jousting. Stuck conversation w a girl in the most beautiful pink outfit (I do have a crush on her) and another girl in a totally separate group to both of us abt the jousters, and the third girl told us (clueless about jousting), that two of the jousters were married. I turned to my friends who were watching with me (clueless cishet white men who think fanfic is cringe) and said I had a new idea for a fanfiction. the pink girl laughed so hard and I will be riding on that high for the rest of my life.

Ever since i was 4 years old i knew i'd want to get dangerously obsessed with 6 teenagers whom share a nightmare dimension for 7 hours everytime the clock hits 12PM and write some sad shit to make the fandom cry a little.

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

what

jason tried to read int the monor once like away from evefyone because dick draggd him there and dami caught him and jay just hoes super angry like “why are you stalking me demon” (i believe jayjay calls him that. maybe the everything is making it wrong i actually cant remember lmao) and then my mum pick up thte phone, calls me while im at work and tells me to get home because i have hjmjxddb

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

jason tried to read int the monor once like away from evefyone because dick draggd him there and dami caught him and jay just hoes super angry like “why are you stalking me demon” (i believe jayjay calls him that. maybe the everything is making it wrong i actually cant remember lmao) and then my mum pick up thte phone, calls me while im at work and tells me to get home because i have hjmjxddb

Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

I wanna test this so if I get these goals before May I'll do them

500: I'll socialize more (FINE I'LL SOCIALIZE)

1k: I'll Work harder in school (Aw fuck)

10k: I'll come out to my Brother

20k: I'll come out to my Dad (pls no)

30k: I'll go clean for at least 6 months (PLS NO)

I'M ADDING A RULE

Only allowed 100 notes per person

Batfam as things my friends have said

Jason: I used to be a slut

Tim: Really?

Jason: Yeah

Tim:……

Jason:……

Jason: The guys were pretty satisfied though

Tim: What?

Jason: Hmm?