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Pizza & the Half Slice
Welcome to the chaos of two idiot, neurodivergent, queer frogs in a trench coat.
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Character quotes:
Cash: Uncle Antonio. . . Wh-What are you doing?
Antonio: Shush! It's called being fabulous. Now don't bother me with your unattractive questions!
Cash: But-
Antonio: Done!
Cash: Um. . . What is it?
Antonio: It is a lawn piece for my house.
Cash: . . . *walks away*
*Standing in front of Antonio is a giant golden statue of himself*
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Cash is lucky that Antonio raised him to be pretty...
Random person: Hey Chance, spell orange.
Cash: The colour or the fruit?
RP: I- I- I give up. . .
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We have a universe of characters and here we will be posting random quotes by them:
*someone tries to start talking to Chance*
Cash (Chance): *holds his hand up in a stop motion* I'm flirting with your nipples right now, could you not?
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#cryptid#creepy#comedy#hell#mini comic#shitpost#comic#forest#woods#river of sticks#styx#demon#spoopky
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Gardening 101:
Step 1 - Rip out your eye
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