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Ares, grabbing Zeus by his shirt: SAY YOU’RE SORRY.
Zeus: I’M SORRY
Ares: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
Zeus, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU’RE AGGRESSIVE
#ares#zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#hades#hera#poseidon#persephone#hermes#hecate#mythology#greek mythology au#lore olympus au#au#alternate universe#aphrodite#minthe#dark academia#eris#olympus#hestia#hades x persephone#lore olympus#athena#demeter#hephaestus#apollo#artemis#ancient greek
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Hades: Can’t wait until Persephone is my wife so I can say “I love my wife” and introduce her to people by saying “I’d like you to meet my wife” and get out of boring social events by saying “I have to go home to my wife” and talk about her to anyone who will listen because she’s my wife and I adore her.
#hades x persephone#hades#persephone#lore olympus#lore olympus au#greek gods au#greek mythology#zeus#poseidon#hecate#mythology#ares#aphrodite#hera#hermes#minthe#eris#olympus#hestia#athena#demeter#hephaestus#apollo#artemis#ancient greek#au#ancient greek au#greek gods#greek
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Persephone: To fully heal my inner child, some people would have to die.
#persephone#lore olympus#hades x persephone#hades#zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#greek#mythology#hecate#ares#aphrodite#hera#hermes#minthe#dark academia#poseidon#eris#olympus#hestia#athena#demeter#hephaestus#apollo#artemis#ancient greek#au#ancient greek au#lore olympus au
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Apollo: Hey, what’s the matter with my dad?
Hera: My stunning good looks took his breath away.
Zeus, gasping: SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING STOMACH
#lore olympus#greek gods#zeus#hera#apollo#greek mythology#hades#hades x persephone#persades#persephone#poseidon#artemis#demeter#greek myth retellings#greek myth#ares#aphrodite#achilles#greek myth aesthetic#greek myth memes#greek#incorrect quotes#eros#hermes#mythology#greek aesthetic#aesthetic#webtoon#hestia#athena
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Hermes: *plugs phone in*
[phone makes a sound]
Hermes: Yeah you like that huh
Artemis: God please shut up
#lore olympus#greek gods#greek mythology#hermes#artemis#hermes x artemis#zeus#hades#hades x persephone#persades#persephone#hera#poseidon#apollo#athena#hestia#ares#aphrodite#hephaestus#greek myth#greek myth retellings#greek myth aesthetic#greek myth memes#incorrect quotes#demeter#hades x reader#minthe#greek#mythology#greek myth au
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Hades: You are under arrest.
Persephone: Again? Why?
Haded: For being too adorable.
Persephone, blushing: I’m not—
Hades: You are sentenced to cuddles.
#lore olympus#hades x persephone#hades#persephone#hades x kore#hades aidoneus#greek gods#greek mythology#zeus#hera#persades#poseidon#greek myth#greek myth retellings#greek myth memes#greek myth aesthetic#hermes#artemis#apollo#ares#aphrodite#athena#hestia#demeter#fantasy#greek#mythology#incorrect quotes#meme#hephaestus
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Persephone: You know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Hades: Kore those are wanted posters—
#lore olympus#hades x persephone#hades#persephone#persades#zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#hera#poseidon#hermes#hecate#ares#greek myth#greek myth retellings#artemis#apollo#eros#aphrodite#athena#hestia#demeter#greek myth memes#incorrect quotes#greek tumblr#ancient greek#ancient greece#greek#underworld
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Persephone: Hey, I need you.
Hades: For?
Persephone, grins: Ever.
Hades: [voice cracking] O-Oh.
#lore olympus#zeus#greek gods#greek mythology#hades#hades x persephone#hera#persades#persephone#poseidon#kore#greek myth retellings#greek myth memes#incorrect quotes#ares#aphrodite#hephaestus#demeter#hecate#hestia#athena#greek godesses#greek#mythology#fantasy
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Hades: Kore, what would you say if I came home with five puppies?
Persephone:
Persephone: What’s in that box?
Hades:
Persephone: Hades, what’s in that box?
Hades: I think you know.
#lore olympus#ares#webtoon#rachel smythe#ares x aphrodite#hades#persephone#zeus#hera#poseidon#persades#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myth retellings#incorrect quotes#hades x persephone#apollo#artemis#athena#hermes#dionysus#eros#demeter
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Ares: I made dinner.
Aphrodite: [raises eyebrows]
Ares: No one died so I see it as a win.
#lore olympus#ares#aphrodite#webtoon#rachel smythe#ares x aphrodite#hades#persephones#zeus#hera#poseidon#persades#hecate#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myth retellings#hades x persephone#incorrect quotes
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Hades: [whispering] Future wife say what.
Persephone: What?
Hades: [screeches internally]
#lore olympus#webtoon#rachel smythe#hades#persephone#hades x persephone#persades#zeus#poseidon#greek gods#greek mythology#greek myth retellings#incorrect quotes#alternate universe
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Artemis: Hey, you blacked out. Do you remember anything?
Persephone: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Eros: There wasn’t an ambulance. I flew you there.
Persephone: But I heard a siren..?
Artemis: That was Hermes.
Hermes: I got nervous, okay.
#lore olympus#incorrect quotes#alternate universe#au#webtoon#rachel smythe#persephone#artemis#hermes#hermes x artemis#eros#hades#zeus#poseidon#hera#greek gods#greek mythology#greek myth retellings
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Hades: Are you literally talking to yourself?
Hecate: Yes. It’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation.
#lore olympus#hades#hecate#webtoon#rachel smythe#persades#hades x persephone#zeus#poseidon#greek gods#greek mythology#greek myth retellings#artemis#hermes
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Persephone: I’m gonna fight the next person who insults my boyfriend.
Hades: I hate myself.
Persephone, triggered: ALRIGHT CUTIE SQUARE UP—
#lore olympus#persades#hades x persephone#hades#persephone#zeus#hera#poseidon#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myth retellings#rachel smythe#webtoon
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Hermes: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin...I know what you are.
Thanatos: Say it. SAY IT.
Hermes, whispering: Iron deficient.
#lore olympus#incorrect quotes#hermes x thanatos#hermes#thanatos#zeus#hades#poseidon#hades x persephone#persades#hera#rachel smythe#greek gods#greek mythology#greek myth retellings#webtoon
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Persephone: What are you, five?
Hades: [snorts] Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Persephone:
Hades:
Hades: Please, don’t kill me.
#hades x persephone#persades#lore olympus#rachel smythe#zeus#hades#poseidon#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myth retellings#incorrect quotes#alternate universe#persephone
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Zeus: Your mom told you to go to bed.
Hebe: But, there’s a scary monster under my bed.
Zeus: Scarier than mom?
Hebe: *goes to sleep*
#lore olympus#zeus x hera#zeus#hera#greek gods#greek myth retellings#greek mythology#hades#persephone#hades x persephone#incorrect quotes#alternate universe
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