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Obey Me Incorrect Quotes
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MC: I never forget something important
Belphegor: you left me at the store once?
MC: that was on purpose
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MC: this dinner is so fancy, I don't know which fork to stab you with
Belphegor:
Asmodeus: the one on the far left, dear
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MC: so I've been thinking-
Belphie: now that's dangerous...
MC:
Belphie:
MC: I regret the day I freed you
Belphie: hey, now that's offensiv-
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mc: you know, I'm kinda happy that you're not into movie dates
barbatos: ...why?
mc, sipping their tea: cause my favorite movie is ratatouille
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Leviathan: Ruri-chan herself couldn't waterboard this out of me.
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Mc: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Levi:
Solomon:
Mammon: who won gold?
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MC: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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Those incorrect quote blogs crack me up so much- Just wanted to ask: Am I allowed to use some of the ideas for sketches?
I'll credit you ofc!
That's all, ty!
absolutely!
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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MC: I'm in love with you
Leviathan: we called off the prank war at midnight, dork
MC: I know
Leviathan: oh! cool, neat, cool cool cool
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MC: I heard Lucifer's knee crack so loud yesterday I half expected it to start glowing
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Leviathan: can I try rizzing you up?
MC: sure!
Leviathan: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-
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MC: I know that I may seem shallow bitter and heartless on the outside, but just like an onion, once you strip back a few layers, you find the exact same thing every time and then you start crying.
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MC: the food's too hot, I can't eat it
Asmodeus: you're too hot and I still eat you
Lucifer, slamming his hand on the table: one dinner! all I ask for is one peaceful dinner!
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MC: hey sorry I'm late, I was doing... stuff
Belphegor, bursting into the room: they pushed me down the fucking stairs!
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Asmodeus: I was actually calling to see if we could have phone sex
MC:
Asmodeus: but now I'm invested, what do you mean a human can fit 2½ raccoons up their ass?
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MC: I heard Lucifer's knee crack so loud yesterday I half expected it to start glowing
#obey me! shall we date?#obey me mc#obey me lucifer#obey me#obey me incorrect quotes#it's obey me not obey queue
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