I dont speak german but i can huooooooh if you like

And we love that here. Be the weird one. If they remember, you won. You did something with you life. Someone is going to have a weird story for the rest of there life, and that weird story, is going to be about you. Do the weird things.

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We love a feminist man 😌🤣🤣🤣

HAHAHAHAHAHA we love a feminist manz

MANS REALLY TOLT ON HIMSELF BRUV JUST SAY YOU DIDNT GET PICKED AND CHOSEN

G’morning

Yaaaaa booooyy look whos still standing! yoooooou!

Relatable.

Like why the fuck do my parents have 50 fucking friends but not a single soul in my generation can stand each other. Are they in a cult or something?

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Shes my new spirit animal

Too real 🥺

There is literally no amount of bullying that will ever make me care about your feelings and now i think youre slow as fuck for trying to get me to care. Dont you have some thighs to go slice? You are on tumblr after all. A part of growing up means realizing no one fucking cares about you, your feelings, your opinions, and you constant whining makes you look fucking slow. Not childish, literally fucking slow.

The cat has retuned

Ugh i forgot to get the brick of cheese im gonna be so sad at 3am 🥺

Wow i want them to fucking give that asshole, the judge, and the lawer the death penalty. Fucking disgusting.