Honestly? I'm in LOVE with the idea that Lex is a KonTim shipper till death. It's hilarious, and most importantly, it has unlimited potential.
Kon keeps dating other people and Lex is always sighing and going "When are you going to realize you're losing the chance to date someone better?" & he's referring to that Robin boy who might be strangely similar to Lex in more than one thing 🤭
Tim: "Hello, Mr. Luthor! I saw your new battle suit on TV yesterday, brilliant work! I wish I had one"
Lex: "Oh, my, thank you, Timothy! Although you don't need one, my dear Conner will surely protect you"
Kon: "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Lex, disappointed: "No, he's not"
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Jason, Damian and Jean-Paul dressed up as Batman running into each other on their way to Tim's room in the middle of the night:
(Context/fic idea:
Tim, needy omega, decided to call his three current alpha crushes and invite them to his room. He sent a picture where he's wearing a naughty Robin costume and joked about needing a Batman.
Tim didn't expect any of them to show up. He opens the door to three big, offended and rough alphas who look at him as if they were going to devour Tim.
The result is way better than sleeping.)
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in his shadow
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JeanTim: **happens**
Jason: "Jilted for a holier-than-thou hermit? How does Tim dare to refuse me? Is this a sick game meant to torture my heart?"
Dick: "... I think Tim just likes them religiously traumatized, tbh"
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All day I've been wondering what is inside of me
Who can I blame for it? I say it runs in the family
This family that carries me to such great lengths
To open my legs up to anyone who'll have me
It runs in the family, I come by it honestly
Do what you want 'cause who knows it might fill me up
My friend's depressed, she's a wreck, she's a mess
They've done all sorts of tests and they guess
It has something to do with her grandmother's
Grandfather's grandmother saving civil war soldiers
Who probably infected her
With me, well, I'm well, well I mean I'm in Hell, well
I still have my health, at least that's what they tell me
If wellness is this, what in Hell's name is sickness?
But business is business and business runs in the family
We tend to bruise easily, mad in the blood
I'm telling you 'cause I just want you to know me
Know me and my family, we're wonderful folks
But don't get to close to me 'cause you might knock me up
Mary, have mercy, now look what I've done
But don't blame me because I can't help where I come from
And running is something that we've always done well
And mostly I can't even tell what I'm running from
Run from their pity, from responsibility
Run from the country and run from the city
I can run from the law, I can run from myself
I can run from my life, I can run into debt
I can run from it all, I can run 'til I'm gone
I can run for the office and run for my cause
I can run using every last ounce of energy
I cannot, I cannot, I cannot run from my family
They're hiding inside of me, corpses on ice
Come in if you like but just don't tell my family
They'd never forgive me, they'd say that I'm crazy
But they would say anything if it would shut me up
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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it
Ah, sweet, sweet traumatized Diane and her kintsugi salad bowl.
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Time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.
A tribute to "Time's Arrow", one of the best episodes of BoJack Horseman.
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Vlad in Bitter Reunion was like: Hey, I've just met you. And this is crazy, but here's my number, so, call me daddy
That's—that's essentially what he said.
"RENOUNCE YOUR FATHER AND JOIN ME SO I CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW IT'LL BE FUN DANIEL I PROMMY WE'LL RULE THE GHOST ZONE TOGETHER I'LL PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE STARS—"
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I just finished invincible s2, it was so good…
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It’s the heartbeat isn’t it? You memorized my heartbeat?
Action Comics #795 (2002) // Scribblenauts Unmasked: A Crisis of Imagination #4 (2014) // Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year Five #11 (2016)
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so i went to the blog of the person complaining so i could block them
(even outside of being anti "batcest" the way they doubled down on steph and babs not being batfam members despite how long and hard female comic fans worked to have them recognized as such was infuriating)
and they ship batjokes
and like ship and let ship
but,,,,
somehow shipping a man with his son's killer is more okay then shipping 2 ppl who share no blood, did not grow up together and almost certainly never referred to one another as siblings???
yikes on the hypocrisy
Not a BatJokes shipper being "anti batcest" 😭!!!
And yeah, even the weird attitude about who is "batfam" and who isn't was an screaming red flag to me. Personally I consider them all bats, because that's how their dynamic is. Now, asking WHO considers that they have a familiar bond is very different. As example: Jean-Paul is a bat ("batfam") but he has never shown to see anyone as family besides Cass, which was influenced by them having similar backgrounds and bonding over it.
Steph and Babs ARE bats, and they should never be limited to their role because of Tim or Dick. Just because Babs has a dad and doesn't consider Bruce a father, doesn't mean she isn't (canonically) a pillar of the bats and considered invaluable by Bruce.
Now, about BatJokes. I am a huge BatJokes (and Clex too) fan. Truth is that I don't go around considering if a ship is "darker" than another, I guess I simply run into ships I find interesting (for example Ra'sTim or SlaTara) and then, when they grow into me, I analyze their dynamic etc. So while I don't consider BatJokes more "problematic" than let's say BruDick, I find it very hypocrite to support the first one and attack the second, when in reality, censorship hates them both.
Like sure, you can like some ships and others not and it's valid to find things uncomfortable but GOD the hypocrisy here is Hannibal fans who are anti shipping level!!!
The anti rethoric has brainwashed so many people that some fans think "It applies to them but not me because -" and reality is that they will be burned as witches too when the antis come as they always do.
I genuinely find this tiring.
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Clearly you are someone who finds pleasure in harassing people over fiction and that doesn't deserve a second more of my time. I have a real life and I'm too aware of the actual global issues going on as to give a damn about people who scream in horror at pixels kissing.
That being said: Drawings aren't real. They can't hurt you. I hope one day your brain realizes fiction is non-real and that JayTim and BruDick won't come out of AO3 to haunt you.
Anyway, blocked! 💚
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"They" are all drawings on paper who are subjected to the rules of fiction, sells and the writer's in turn tastes. Fiction isn't real. Harassing people who draw/write about pixels kissing is bad and weird, actually.
Hope this helps.✨
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