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miles-edgewords · 15 hours

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they're girlfriends

wives even

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miles-edgewords · 15 hours

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okay normally i stay away from this type of joke because i get scared of accidentally crossing boundaries (i’m not the best judge of that sort of thing so i overcompensate) but this is so funny they would 100% do this

Pride month 2024. Last day of June, new upload on DanAndPhilGAMES. Title: “We Got Married”. Hahaha, we say. Typical Dan and Phil clickbait. Video runtime is one hour. The first 59 minutes of the video is a dramatic reading of a 70k-word Nord VPN x Reader fanfiction, cowritten by Daniel Howell and Phil Lester, sponsored by Nord VPN. The fic is an incredibly detailed, erotic slowburn, written with an impressive amount of prowess, and accompanied by stock-image visuals, and it ends with NordVPN and Y/N getting married. Finally, sponsored segment ends, cut to end screen. Final 5 seconds of the video. “Oh yeah we got married by the way.” Wedding photo flashes onscreen for an 8th of a second. Cut to black.

#dan and phil #phan #<- for fandometrics #dan and phil games #phil lester #daniel howell

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miles-edgewords · 16 hours

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appreciation post for this thing

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miles-edgewords · 16 hours

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i too celebrate by spontaneously doing the robot

king of darts

#amazingphil #daniel howell #kickthepj #jacksepticeye #dan and phil #dan and phil games #phil lester

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miles-edgewords · 16 hours

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cw me freaking out about a large bug (no pictures)

WHAT THE HELL ARE CENTIPEDES. i don’t mean, like, actually what are they, i mean i just saw one and WHAT THE HELL. i always assumed they looked like millipedes?? because people get them mixed up all the time)? but they uh. they really really do not. like they really really really do not. i was just trying to take a dump man i did not expect to see a bug so large that i could HEAR IT SCUTTLING ACROSS THE FLOOR OF MY BATHROOM??????? im freaking out a little bit like. they’re apparently good for the environment and i don’t mind bugs usually so i don’t wanna kill it but shit man that was scary 😭 i don’t even mind spiders at all that thing was just hellspawn

#cw bugs #cw centipede #shitpost #milesrambles

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miles-edgewords · 16 hours

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this is Brennan Lee Meowligan. his hobbies include yelling, cuddling, stealing things, and yelling.

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miles-edgewords · 8 days

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boop

@tessva5728 @geoz-n @ariaglassviolin

Let’s start a tag game!

Picrew: Link

Tags :D

@ramblingsofacotlfangirl @bunnybitsy @gameslotel @fluffysweetnectarine @itti-bitti-yibbi @anti-c1ffee

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miles-edgewords · 13 days

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WHAT THE FUCK I ACTUALLY JUST BURST INTO TEARS OVER THIS POST please please please watch it

@stvksn on ig

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miles-edgewords · 13 days

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when sister daniel me when: when i wehn. sister daniel

(i did an art)

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miles-edgewords · 13 days

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sometimes i think about the fact that puritans literally cancelled christmas and made it illegal to celebrate it in any capacity like. that’s so fucking funny?? guys you don’t get to act all chummy with jesus and then refuse to come to his birthday party that’s just bad manners

#the grinch is a puritan #funny #memes #history #history memes #shitpost #text post #milesrambles #shit post

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miles-edgewords · 14 days

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this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

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miles-edgewords · 14 days

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THIS THIS THIS

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miles-edgewords · 14 days

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no bc literally this. i have been about 120000x happier and more capable of understanding nuance and respecting people since swapping over to tumblr as my main social media page

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

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miles-edgewords · 14 days

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curious about smth tonight!

please help me reblog for a larger sample size! you are encouraged to explain any nuance in the tags :)

#no in that i don’t read rpf #no hate to those who do #it’s a nuanced topic #but it makes me feel a lil weird #that said i will devour dnp crafts fics #their craftsonas (lmao) are very much fictional so i don’t consider that rpf #same reason i won’t make jokes about their personal lives that they haven’t made already #but with dan and phil crafts i don’t have a problem with being like hahaha homoerotic tension #as long as we’re clearly talking about crafts!dnp and not the actual real people #so uhh teal deer #do i read dnp fics? no #do i read crafts!dnp fics? yes

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miles-edgewords · 16 days

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