maidenofmidguard
I have lots of muscles
so I am the smartest
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ya what is the opinion...?
pov you are about to read the worst opinion in your entire life
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meanwhile the only way to be safe and tras in palestine would be move to isreal.
trans for palestine is like
cow for steakhouse
"Trans ppl 4 Palestine / No pride in genocide"
Sticker spotted in Winnipeg
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Suave thor .. yes please
i want him to go along with tony and nat and buy things from Midgard! and i want a whole sitcom with this fish out of the water situation of "Thor on Earth"
Pick a Thor Game
You must marry a Thor and spend the rest of your lives together.
You can only pick ONE. No ifs-ands-or-buts, no negotiating and you must choose.
Which one will it be?
Reblog w/your answer in the tags.
Jock Thor:
Avenging Thor:
Prince Charming Thor:
Suave Thor:
Grunge Thor:
GladiaThor:
Angel Pirate Thor:
Bear Thor:
Berserker Thor:
MIghty Thor:
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instagram
Single handedy responsible for lifting me from my depression
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While thor 4 contributed to my depression in general, the below photoshoot was single handedly responsible for lifti g me out of it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CthJC_7rXni/?igshid=YmM0MjE2YWMzOA==
Am filled with ridiculous amout of joy
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The Second Strongest Man in Asgard: Chapter 4
Author: Th0rgony
Fandom: Marvel
Movie(s): The Avengers (2012) Thor (2011)
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: non-con [trigger warning], incest
Summary (General): Loki takes over Asgard and punishes Thor for both real and imagined sins.
Summary (This chapter): Loki visits Thor in his room, balms his wounds and inflicts some new ones. Straight up porn.
Disclaimer: Not my characters. All my fault.
“I am sincerely sorry,” Loki said, real emotion in his voice, before his usual mocking demeanor asserted itself. “Mother taught me to take better care of my toys.”
Keep reading
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Ya .. please
so much art of loki as a war prize all decked out. so little of thor. this is illegal.
YEAH YEAH LEGIT
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Alright this is rly sad but here goes. I started doing my once-in-awhile bot purge from my followers list. And. I used to be able to just quickly scan and see the bots. They were the ones with default icons and generator-sounding names like "noun-girl-827". And if you weren't sure, you could click on the blog and it would be immediately obvious it was a bot because there's either just bad porn click bait, or nothing there.
Well. This time I had to give up immediately because I got like ten followers down the list and was having immense trouble figuring out who's a bot and who's real. Never ever used to see this but like 5/10 of the first few followers I checked on had just totally empty blogs. It wasn't until I'd already blocked 2 - assuming bots bc empty blogs - that I thought to check if they had any likes. And bam! There it was. All of their user activity.
We have people on this website now who have never reblogged a single post.
Y'all, I'm sure you're sick of seeing "you have to reblog thing" but you literally have to reblog things. That is how this website works. You understand that, right? How do you think the post you hit "like" on got in front of you? It wasn't because you liked enough things and Tumblrs algorithm figured out what you like enough to hand it to you. It's because you followed someone, a human person, who reblogged that post. And it came from another person who also reblogged it.
You are killing this website by refusing to interact with it in the way that makes it better than the other websites you ran from to come here.
Anyway, I'm sure you're all nice people, but I'm not going to play the "bot or not" game if you have an empty blog I'm going to block you.
#how to tumblr#welcome to tumblr#purge the bots#I've blocked more new followers this week than not#so that's irritating
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“the desi urge to— ” how about the desi urge to study? jao jao beti log off kardo <3
#desi memes#this is for your own good as an older mom/sister figure of this community it’s my bare minimum responsibility 🧍🏽♀️😭#desi tumblr#desiblr#desi aesthetic#rrr#desi#desi dark academia#desi tag
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Aum(Om)
Image source: Pinterest, Mauryan empire covered pretty much all of the India at a certain time in history.
“During the study of the Vedas, the Pranava should be uttered at the beginning as well as at the end. This is necessary because in case the Pranava or Omkara is not recited at the beginning and at the end of the recitation, the entire exercise becomes useless.”
“The earth is believed to be dwarfish in Omkara. In the vast Omkara, the power of Indra has been admitted. The short Omkara is bestower of moksa and pervades in the nectar like feelings.”
“Starting from the north-east direction, one should worship education, kalpa, grammar, nirukta, metres, astrology, and the Vedas besides the puranas and itihasas et cetera, in due order”
— Bhavishya Purana
BrahmaParva, 4.11, 17.88, 17.102.
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what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?
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Thor: *eating cinnamon roll*
Heimdall: Cannibalism.
Thor: *innocent, confused chewing noises*
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Sam Bankman-Fried is the 2nd from the top, donating $39 million in 2022 to political pacs aligned with the Dems. Also he's the guy who just ran away to Argentina after his "crypto" scam FTX imploded with one billion dollars going missing.
Incredible.
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