lovedianagrey
a dream or two
there's too many ideas stuck in my head for me not to say a couple. multi-fandom & multi-shipper.
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#this is about me and me alone#robins are deeply important to my human psyche#batman#robin#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#damian wayne
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Headcanon that the ADA has a double sided whiteboard with like schedule and mission details written on the front and a betting chart on the back
Something mildly exciting happens and Dazai or Yosano flip the board and start gathering bets
Dazai: “Is the client the culprit? Bets everyone!”
Atsushi: “How much..?”
Dazai: “Hmm…¥1.000! All for aye?”
Kyōka: “Aye,”
Yosano: “Aye,”
Atsushi: “Mmmm…nay,”
Dazai: “Oh, Atsushi, you sweet soul,”
Kunikida: “Don’t make bets on the client!”
Atsushi: “I’d rather give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, they were creepy as hell, but maybe they’re just bad with people!”
Jun’ichiro: “Aye,”
Naomi: “Aye!”
Atsushi: “You guys…”
Kunikida: “DID ANY OF YOU EVEN HEAR ME?!”
Dazai: “Nope! Aye or nay?”
Kunikida: “Dazai…”
Dazai: “Aye or nay?”
Kunikida: “This is incredibly unprofessional!”
Kunikida: “…….”
Kunikida: “…Aye,”
Dazai: “Aye, he says!”
Kenji: “:D?????”
Kenji doesn’t bet cuz he doesn’t get it, but it’s fun to see everyone so excited!
Ranpo’s not allowed to bet until everyone else has placed their own first (and they’re not allowed to change their mind once he bets).
Dazai: “All done! Ranpo-san, your turn!”
Ranpo: “Mmm….”
Ranpo:
Dazai:
Ranpo:
Ranpo: “Nay.”
All: *collective groans of defeat*
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
#not the prostitution 💀#i don't think that's a very honorable#no actually i think it's embarassing#can i die a hero's death?#maybe?
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My drops of tears I'll turn to sparks of fire.
or ode to new beginnings
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Insomniac Dazai and heavy sleeper Chuuya my beloveds.
Dazai and Chuuya where they're at the stage of not quite being together, but not-not together either, they have feelings for each other yet they still won't admit it, so they just keep having 'moments' that they deny afterwards.
And them having to share a bed.
They grumble about it, argue that someone should sleep one the couch or the floor, anywhere except together, until they settle on sleeping with their backs facing each other.
Dazai remains there, at the edge of his side of the bed, but Chuuya, as soon as he's asleep, he rolls onto his back. Mouth open, little snores escaping him, his arm and leg spreads out over the space of the bed. A finger touches Dazai's ribs, Chuuya's foot kicks at his calf as slowly but surely, in true mutt fashion, Chuuya takes over the entire bed.
Now, Dazai's on his back too, lay pin straight, shoulder as close to the edge of the bed as he dares to be without falling off. Every now and again he keeps having to shove Chuuya's arm and leg back over to his side of the bed. It started gently, he didn't want to wake the other up and be accused of messing with him whilst he slept. As the night wears on and Dazai's eyes get heavier he becomes more irritable as he pushes Chuuya back. At one point he said his name and tried to shake him awake, only to receive a incoherent sleepy mumble.
Dazai accepts his fate, rolling away from Chuuya once more with a huff. He didn't need space, or comfort. It was fine. He wasn't going to get any sleep anyhow, not with the noises of Chuuya moving around so much. He closes his eyes to fight the irritation in them.
And he's not sure when, but he must have drifted at some point, not quiet asleep, but not really awake either. The warmth of the blanket must have relaxed him. As he hums and re-adjusts his position to get comfy again, he realises his back presses into something. Something warm and soft, something that nestles back against him in reaction to his movement. He feels Chuuya's arm squeeze him closer around his middle and his heart leaps into his throat.
With how heavy a sleeper Chuuya is, he should be fine trying to move away. He can just spend the rest of the night on the couch. Even as he thinks this, the disobedient muscles of his limbs relax. His breath without realising it had slowed to match Chuuya's, and he suddenly feels quite weightless. Dazai couldn't move if he wanted and deep down he doesn't.
For the first time in a long while Dazai fall asleep with ease.
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Hi, i did this cuz i thought it would be fun
and i enjoyed all of it.....but also....never again,,,,
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ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*
turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other
dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character
insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator
(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)
chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.
the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.
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Hear me out :
Teen Dazai and Chuuya going around finding every single arcade in the entire city and always having the very top two high scores in most of the games to the point where every single teen who has ever lived in Yokohama and has gone to any arcade is like "I don't know who the fuck Mackerel and Slug are but they're annoying."
#not the high school trashing-#also ofc kunikida doesnt hesitate to make that make sense#bc ofc dazai and his partner spread their competition through all methods#and of course had had to know about it
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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
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going back to your shipping container drunk and alone vs. gleefully bothering your slug
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