James after getting a fatal injury in Quidditch: I’ll be fine
James after catching a cold: Take me out to the garden one last time
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Y’all really expected me to believe that an ENTIRE friend group was white, straight AND dead?
I don’t think so, JK
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Sirius turning around dramatically: I’ve been expecting you
Remus: How’d you know it was me?
Sirius: Bold of you to assume that was the first try
Regulus: He did it to me this morning
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Lily: Which of you are most likely to become a villain?
Remus, James, and Peter: Sirius
Sirius: What?! I say Wormtail with all his sneaking about.
James: Pete’s not quite made out to be a villain, Pads. You on the other hand…
Remus: You’d commit a war crime and tell the Wizengamot that you’re just a baby.
Bonus:
*A few decades later, in the afterlife*
Sirius: WHAT DID I SAY?!
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Headcannon that Barty had wanted to become a teacher cuz why was he so good at it??
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*Regulus walking in with a bruise*
Sirius: What happened to your face?
Regulus: I had an encounter with a bully
James: Are you okay?!
Barty: Is the bully okay?
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Remus: I love Sirius like a brother
James: If Sirius looked at Reggie the way he looked at you, I’d call the Ministry
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Sirius, staring at Remus: he could kill me and I’d thank him
Regulus, who’s heard this a billion times before: I’d thank him too
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We should never have let the marauders fandom find End of Beginning
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