90 percent of my problems could be solved if I was able to get the facial piercings I want

my last situationship ended with me being blocked on PINTEREST yall stay safe out there

Modern day Marlene would have worn jorts a fuck ton of rings and an (ironic) oversized Karma shirt with Jojo Siwas face on it change my mind

rip James potter you would have loved cocomelon

rip Nina Zenik you would have loved Reneé Rapp

Nobody:

Me after listening to ttpd: Frantically googling if Joe Alwyn has tattoos

idk how to explain it but Mary Macdonald is the most Catalan coded mf in existence I just know my girlie would have loved San Juan

the urge to completely rewrite the post battle of hogwarts cannon bc the fuck you mean Harry became an auror after having the responsibility of being the face of a war at ONE the fuck you mean Delphi Riddle was just vibing until the right time to start bringing her father back the fuck you mean hermione and ron where a functioning couple THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU NAMED YOUR CHILD ALBUS SEVERUS SNAPE

don't call me don't text me I've done it again I've fucked up there's nothing left for me I will never escape this curse the universe hates me I wish it wasn't like this why must it be like this

(I have a crush on a homophobic straight girl again)

i deleted TikTok for like a month to heal and I just reinstalled it and was scrolling for like two minutes before I was absolutely GAGGED

.... yall what the fuck is tomarry

rip Mary Macdonald you would have loved sapphic situationships

as someone who's presented femme my whole life I am suddenly being overcome with the urge to start dressing like a lesbian fuckboy in time for summer

screaming along to So American as a european lesbian who makes shitty jokes no one has ever laughed at has got to be one of my favorite hobbies

rip Lottie Mathews you would have loved Chappell Roan

rip James Potter you would have loved Heartbreak High

rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved gaslighting

rip Marlene McKinnon you would have loved Towa Bird