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kyoshisimp · 10 months

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Ok. this was awesome! Actually got me to watch the film too. Tho i gotta say: the concept this being paired with the song Who Will Know during the Fall or similarly dire and hopeless situation for this AU hasn't left my head since i thought it 😳. Like just pure "you've awakened the beast" now that the dragon AU is kinda hinting at. Awesome job!

Dragon Faunus AU: We see that Jaune has fire breath. But could we see something where after he learned how to use aura, maybe get something akin to aura breath? That or some godzilla traits and have him glow when he uses it now.

Gorjia eh?

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Who Will Know?

The log was ripped to shreds as, Jaune’s razor sharp talons tore through the hunk of would like paper. Ripped apart wood chips, and torn up metal plates littered the floor as a result of, Dr. Oobaleck’s rampant testing of his abilities.

Oobaleck: Excellent! Well done, Mr Arc. These test will prove highly valuable at testing the limits of your faunas abilities.

Jaune: Thanks for helping me with this Dr. I’m sure my friends could have help, but I’m not so sure about the whole data collecting aspect of it all.

Jaune, and his team, along with team RWBY made their way to the, Emerald Falls in order to run a series of test to determine, Jaune’s faunas ability. Considering his rather unique nature as a faunas, tests needed to be done. The only reason they were doing it outside was to be away from prying eyes.

And, potential property damage.

Oobaleck: Think nothing of it ! Why, this research opportunity is unlike any other I have been tasked to do. I relish the opportunity!

Jaune: Well, glad someone enjoying themselves, bar Nora…

As if on cue, Nora slammed another log before him with her usual wild eyed maniac gaze within her eyes.

Nora: Again!

Jaune: Must I? I mean, I’ve already shredded an entire tree. Possibly more than that.

Oobaleck: No, we have gained enough research on your talons, now it is time to test you ability to breath fire!

Yang: Whoo!

Ruby: Yes!

Nora: FINALLY!

His friends suddenly drew out sticks with marshmallows at the end of them, Jaune couldn’t help, but stare at his friends dumbfounded.

Jaune: Serious?! Is that the whole reason you’re here; For smores?!

Yang: Yes.

Ruby: Absolutely.

Nora: Hell yeah!

Jaune sighed as he turned his head as he looked towards the rest of his team.

Jaune: Can you believe…?

Jaune saw something that surprised him, but really shouldn’t have surprised him. The rest of his friends with marshmallows on sticks. What surprised him the most however was that, Weiss had several of them on the end of her rapier.

Jaune: Really? And, seriously, Weiss? I thought you would find smores too pedestrian for your refined pallet?

Weiss: I thought so too, then, Ruby shoved one in my mouth, and I became hooked to the taste of it! Now, less talking, more smore making!

Jaune: Oh gods…

Oobaleck: Now, now students! There will be time later for smores, class is still in session!

NPRRWBY: Naww…

Jaune: Yay!

Oobaleck: Now then, since we already know the much control you have on your flame. Lets see what happens when you let loose with your fire breath.

Jaune: Uhh…?

Jaune nervously looked around him, before addressing his teacher again.

Jaune: You want me to let loose with my fire breath…

Oobaleck: Yes.

Jaune: In the middle of a flammable forest?

Oobaleck: Worry not, Mr. Arc, Ms. Schnee’s surplus of, Dust should prevent any accidents from happening.

Jaune: Will it?

Weiss: Depends on how strong the fire is.

Jaune: Oh… Okay… Haa… Let’s do this then.

Oobaleck: Direct your fire to the tree in front of you. This one is relatively father away from the rest. This will prevent the fire from spread. Hopefully.

Jaune: I heard that.

Nora: Lest talking, more fire!

Jaune: Haa… Okay, let’s do this…

Jaune turned towards the tree, and took a deep breath, opened his mouth, and a torrent of fire erupted from his mouth. Growing bigger, and bigger as it drew farther away from, Jaune. A huge cloud of fire engulfed the tree, lighting it ablaze in seconds. Jaune held his flame for a few seconds, until he stopped admiring his handy work in a stunned, but an oddly thrilled feeling.

Yang: Whoa… That was intense…

Blake: That trees still green; ‘green’ trees are harder to burn, and yet this ones going up in smoke…

Ruby: You think we should have done this inside?

Pyrrha: Well, the fire alarms would have been triggered because of all the smoke so…?

Nora: Yes. Burn. Burn the trees, burn the city, burn the world… BURN…

Ren: Okay, semblance time for you.

As, Ren said that he channeled his semblance into, Nora, removing her maniacal smile as she fantasied about the world being engulfed in flame. Ren, then turned to, Weiss giving her a pointed look.

Ren: Weiss?

Weiss: Huw, what?

Ren: The fire?

Weiss: Oh yes, the fire!

With a few flicks of her wrist a glyph appeared above the tree, before dumping gallons of water atop the tree, instantly putting the fire out leaving them to watch a cloud of steam rise up from the trees charred remains.

Jaune: Whoa… Did I do that…?

Oobaleck: That is quite impressive; Your ability to produce a controlled jet of fire is akin to a flamethrower. Though naturally produced in your body it behaves like most like natural fuels used in modern flamethrowers. While testing your abilities we have determined that you can control it like a blow torch, with same fine percussion, and intensity required to melt metal plates. Here when you ‘let loose’ the flame will burn at a high heat, a high rate of intensity, and seemingly sticks to the target’s surface. Even though you were breathing fire for a few moments, you managed to go a few cm’s deep into the wood. This is quite the impressive natural weapon you posse, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: And, deadly… I should probably refrain from using this in training bouts, and matches.

Oobaleck: I agree; While running some tests on human, or faunas opponents would be advisable to understand the extents of your fire’s effects. I will ask you to refrain from doing so, because of the unknown potential affects of said fire.

Weiss: Wouldn’t, Jaune’s fire behave like the, Fire Dust I use in training matches?

Oobaleck: The effects of, Mr. Arc’s fire is similar, but acts differently to the effects of your, Dust, Ms. Schnee.

Weiss: How so?

Oobaleck: While you’re aura would act as a protective blanket preventing the fire from burning you, the fire will slowly be chipped away as you are bathed in fire. You therefore could easily avoid your aura from braking by moving out of the fire. However, even if it’s only a glancing blast of, Mr. Arc’s fire, it would not only take off a substantial chunk of your aura. What’s worse, the fire would stick to you until it is set out.

Yang: Meaning if my aura broke, and he bathed me in his fire, it would still be on me, then I would get set on fire?!

Oobaleck: Correct. The results of which would be quite… severe.

Pyrrha: Uhh… Save the fire for the, Grimm then, Jaune.

Jaune: Will the fire go out with the, Grimm though?

Blake: You will have to test that out, Jaune.

Jaune: Should I?

Ruby: Carry some, Water Dust on you incase there’s a fire.

Jaune: That could work, so long as I don’t eat them when I get thirsty again.

Weiss: Wait, did you say you eat dust?

Oobaleck: On to the next test! Mr. Arc, I want you to breath fire until you run out!

Jaune: Testing my capacity?

Oobaleck: Exactly! Begin when you are ready, Mr. Arc.

Jaune: Okay…

Jaune opened his mouth again, and a torrent of fire erupted from his his mouth settling the tree ablaze in seconds.

The others watched in stunned amazement as his fire burrowed deeper into the tree, creating a hole of fire from the shear ferocity of the fire.

Yang: Okay… I think the passing glance would incinerate you.

Blake: Least it would be quick.

Pyrrha: I don’t think that’s a comforting thought.

Nora: BURN!

Ruby: Uhh… Ren, she’s doing it again…

Ren: On it.

Weiss: Is he opening his mouth wider?

Pyrrha: Yeah, I can see his fangs.

Jaune’s mouth had indeed widened, and his fangs popping upward as the force that he was breathing fire seemed to intensify. Causing the fire to burn hotter, and harder, reducing the tree to ashes in seconds.

Pyrrha: Hmm… His stance is becoming more rigid, and he seems to be flexing his muscles to maintain his posture.

Yang: Not to mention his flame is growing stronger since he started doing that.

Blake: How intense is his flame going to get…?

Nora: Oh cool! Jaune’s hair is glowing!

Pyrrha: Wait, what?!

As, Jaune’s fire breath was intensifying in it’s rampant destruction, his hair started to glow to a golden white hue that shined like a flashlight in the darkness. They watched that while his hair started to glow brighter, the blue flames erupting from his mouth started to narrow in its wide berth, but strengthen even more in its intensity until…

A narrow beam of golden white fire erupted from his mouth, blasting through a dozen trees within fractions of a second. They watched in what could only be stunned horror as, Jaune’s head moved side to side, cutting a large swath of the forest in seconds.

Jaune continue to breath fire until his head suddenly shot up, and his mouth snapped shut. His fire was extinguished as steam seeming rising out from his mouth as his lips devolved into a deep snarl. The glow of his hair slowly faded as a deep guttural growl echoed deep from within his mouth as he servied the destruction he wrought upon the forest.

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune: …

Jaune: Well… Ain’t that something?

Jaune turned to look at his friends, teammates, and teachers, all of whom seemed to look on in stunned horror at the raw destruction, Jaune had wrought upon a whole forest in a matter of seconds. Even, Dr. Oobaleck looked on in shear shock for a few minutes before he managed to collect himself, and continue on with the test.

Oobaleck: That was quite… Impressive, Mr. Arc, I did not expect your fire to… evolve as it did, and cause such rampant destruction within a few seconds.

Jaune: That’s putting it lightly…

Oobaleck: Indeed. Stay where you are, Mr. Arc, I need to add additional tests considering these new developments. Ms. Rose would you be so kind to measure the distance from, Mr. Arc to the end of his beam of fire? Ms. Rose?

Ruby, just like everyone else couldn’t help but stare on dumbstruck at the shear chaos, Jaune had inflicted on the forest.

Oobaleck: Ms. Rose!

Ruby: Huw?! What? Yes?!

Oobaleck: Could you measure the distance from, Mr. Arc to the end of the blast radius?

Ruby: Oh yeah, sure, on it!

Ruby placed the beacon at, Jaune’s feet, before exploding into a cloud of rose petals darting to the end. She was gone for nearly two minutes before, Ruby darted back with her head covered in a sheen of sweat.

Ruby: Whoa… It’s really hot over there…

Oobaleck: That is to be expected; The shear amount of damage, and the speed of which he did so shows the shear amount of heat was capable of producing. Now then; What was the measured distance you acquired, Ms. Rose?

Ruby: It was… 1.3 kms.

Jaune: Seriously?!

Ruby: Yeah… I checked it twice just to be sure.

Jaune: Okay, no letting lose with my fire then.

Weiss: Yeah, I think that would be a good I…? Hey… Have your horns grown bigger?

Jaune: Huw?

Jaune’s hands reached up to his head, and touched the bumps where his horns were only to feel two long bone’s extruding from the top of his head. They were two inches long, and one, and a half inches wide. They curved along the top of his head before moving upward to a peak of a crown at the end.

Jaune: Okay… That is an unexpected development… Do they… do they look good?

Blake: They look… great really.

Ruby: Yeah! They’re white with golden tips.

Pyrrha: It looks like you’re growing a crown.

Jaune: A crown? A natural crown… Sounds cool.

Oobaleck: And, yet they have grown at such an exceptional rate. It should have taken at least a month for them to reach this stage in their development. Perhaps it was due to the serge of power you were displaying during your blast.

Ren: Perhaps it was happening while his hair was glowing.

Jaune: My hair was glowing?

Pyrrha: A bright white! It was quite pretty really…

Jaune: Huw… We’ll have to check the film later then.

Oobaleck: Indeed we will. But, we are not done yet! We still have one more test left to do!

Jaune: We have more test to complete?! What’s left?

Oobaleck: To test your capacity to withstand fire.

Jaune: My capacity to do what?!

Oobaleck: Ms. Schnee, at your nearest convenience.

Weiss: Sorry, Jaune. But, it has to be done.

Weiss spun the revolver on her weapon as she activated the fire dust, then she pointed at, Jaune and a glyph appeared under his feet, and his eyes went wide in shock, and fear. He held out his hand as panic flooded his face.

Jaune: NONONONONO WAIT!

An exsplosion of fire erupted underneath, Jaune burning the ground beneath his feet. The blast last only half a minute, but the flame burned at a such a high temperature that when it stopped they were faced with three very prominent facts:

1: Jaune was indeed fire proof.

2: Jaune was absolutely furious.

And, 3: He was naked.

Ruby: EEP?!!

Ren: Uh oh…

Weiss: Ahh! Put that away!

Blake: Holy hell…

Nora: Hehe! Told you he had a zweihänder~!

Yang: Damn!!! You had that inside you?!

Pyrrha: Ha! Wait until you see it when it’s hard~!

Oobaleck: Impressive, Mr. Arc! You are capable of withstanding several hundred degrees! It may have only been a few seconds, but I hypothesize you could endure for several minutes, maybe even our since the fire had no affects upon your body!

Jaune: That’s… Nice…?!

Weiss: I-I-I’m so sorry, J-Jaune I didn’t mean to… Uhh…?! H-Help?!

Jaune snarled as a deep growl escaped his lips, he was furious, absolutely furious. He reached down and grabbed the chest piece, the straps burning off in the intense heat with the rest of his clothes. With this one piece from his armour, he coupd at least give himself a sense of dignity as he stared them down.

Yang: Uhhh… J-Jaune… E-Everything okay…?

Jaune: You ever… Any of you! Ever do that to me again; I will burn you… Okay…?

Ruby: N-Noted!

Weiss: S-Sorry, I just… Uhh…?!

Jaune: Now if you’ll excuse me… I need to… Redress myself… When my armour cooled, can you bring it to my room?

Nora: Can do fearless leader!

Jaune: Thank you!

Pyrrha: I-I-I’ll come with you, Jaune!

And, with that, the two members of, Team JNPR, leaving the others to deal with the aftermath of the tests. The other were left standing their many of the females of the group with a deep blush across their faces. For all, but one however; for, Dr. Oobaleck was having the time of his life with all the new found information he had gathered on, Jaune.

Oobaleck: Well, that was a resounding success! Wouldn’t you say so students? Students?

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The inspirational music for this particular prompt.

It’s a great song.

Till later then.

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kyoshisimp · 11 months

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A Swimsuits Appeal

Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!

Yang: Lets go!

Nora: Cannonball!

(SPASH!)

Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?

Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.

Nora: Okay!

Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.

Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.

Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?

Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?

Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?

Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?

Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…

Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.

Jaune: Family?

Willow: Well, since you were going swimming, I thought I might as well join in on the fun. Although, I too am looking forward to relaxing in the jacuzzi more than swimming. Are you planning on joining us, Jaune?

Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?

Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!

Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.

Willow: Marvellous~!

Winter: I’m looking forward to it.

Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!

Willow: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you

Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.

Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.

Weiss: I never denied that.

Winter: Yes you did.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!

Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!

Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?

Blake: I… What?

Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?

Blake: Because it shows more skin.

Jaune: Is that it?

Blake: What more is there to it? The smaller bikini the more skin you get to see; seeing all a women has to offer right there in front of you. It’s like catching someone in their underwear, but your actually allowed to check them out~!

Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.

Blake: Excuse me?!

Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!

Blake: W-What does that mean?

Jaune: You see a bikini shows off everything; you know what the subtleness of a woman’s curves are, you can clearly see how well endowed a woman, how well defined the fullness of a woman rear is. And if they wear an even smaller bikini you see more, but their is no beauty in such apparel that gets the blood boiling with desire, and unbridled lust. It is quite simple really, very boring, and only alluring to those with such simplistic pallets such as yourself.

Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!

Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!

Blake: Meaning?

Jaune: As I said, in a bikini you see everything a woman has to offer in a bikini, but in a one piece it hints at everything she has to offer. It shows off how well endowed her bosom is, but since you can’t see her flesh precisely, your mind starts to wonder, and think of so many possibilities. Tell me; what do you think your mind starts to think about?

Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?

Jaune: Precisely, but there is more! They fully encompass her chest, so you get to see the shape of her chest, you know how big it appears to be. But, what is worse, it is that it is tight across her body. However, that makes it all the more tantalizing in the long run~!

Blake: How so?

Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?

Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…

Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?

Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…

Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?

Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?

Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.

Blake: Flavours of the body?

Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?

Blake: Yes.

Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?

Blake: Yes…

Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.

Blake: Y-Yes…

Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!

Blake: Oh gods…

Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.

Blake: O-Okay…

Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.

Blake: Shapely…

Jaune: Don’t you want to just pull at the edge of her swimsuit, to let it go, and see how her butt ripples upon the impact. How the sound will echo within your ears. And, the moan that escapes her lips. Don’t want you to hear that?

Blake: Oh gods yes…

Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.

Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!

Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.

Blake: T-Taking it off…?

Jaune: When it comes to a flimsy bikini like yours, you just pull a couple of strings, and it falls to yhe ground, then you’ll go out it in like those third rate porn videos you like to pleasure yourself to.

Blake: How did you know that?!

Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.

Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…

Jaune: I highly doubt that. Now, back to a lady in a one piece. When you take off her swimsuit, your arms will be across her body. Running up, and down her body as you press yourself against her. Feeling her body against you only being block by a thin piece of fabric. But, your hands have to run up her shoulders, to peel of the straps that have been stuck to her body. Then you pull them off revealing that succulent chest you have been fantasizing about, then you run your hands down her waist, peeling more of her swimsuit off, revealing more, and more of her succulent body in the bare flesh until it’s all gone. All the while your mind is running wild with the desire to kiss her all across her body. Passion runs you rampant as you crave to squeeze her body, to feel the softness of her skin upon your hands. Your body burning with lust to claim her as yours, and yours alone. Do you feel that, Blake, the desire, the lust, and the passion coursing through your body?

Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!

Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?

Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?

Jaune: This!

Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!

(SPLASH!)

Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.

Blake: You asshole!

Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!

Blake: Grrrrrrrr!

Ruby: You okay, Blake?

Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?

Blake: …

Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…

Yang: Eh?

Ruby: What?

Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!

Ruby: What is she talking about?

Yang: Beats me.

Ruby: Okay then.

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kyoshisimp · 11 months

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Hmm... yknow, i know very little about the Justice League Green Lantern comics and the abilities of the White Lanterns but reading through the abilities and trying to see how to apply it to something in Rwby....

This gives me an idea. A wonderful idea. An awfully wonderful idea~

#rwby #justice league #green lantern #white lantern #black lantern #if i could get away with it #ALL THE LANTERNS #jaune arc #because I'm a basic bitch

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You know...I'm starting to see why your pairing of Jaune x Coco works. They both are horny on main for the beauty of women while somehow managing to find a way to make it sound both refined yet tantalizing. And their understanding of fashion to highlight and emphasize a person's looks. Bravo

A Swimsuits Appeal

Ruby: Whoo! Let’s hit the pool everyone!

Yang: Lets go!

Nora: Cannonball!

(SPASH!)

Nora: Ahhaha! How was that, Ren?

Ren: Quite impressive, Nora. But, do that at the deeper end next time.

Nora: Okay!

Blake: It was nice of, Miss Schnee to let us use her indoor pool.

Jaune: I’ll say, it gives us all a well needed chance to relax.

Blake: Speaking of, Schnee’s, where is, Weiss?

Jaune: Still getting changed I guess?

Weiss: You are quite right, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Weiss are you… ready…?

Weiss: I’m ready. Going in for a swim sounds so refreshing after all we have been doing lately, don’t you agree, Winter?

Winter: A swim sounds nice, and all, but I am more looking forward to sinking myself into the jacuzzi later. Oh hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: H-Hi, Winter. You look nice…

Winter: Oh, why thank you, Jaune. We got our new swimsuits after we went on a family shopping trip.

Jaune: Family?

Jaune: I-In the jacuzzi?

Willow: Yes, in the jacuzzi~!

Jaune: S-S-Sure! I’m looking forward to it.

Willow: Marvellous~!

Winter: I’m looking forward to it.

Weiss: See you in the pool, Jaune.

Jaune: Y-Yeah… Oh, and ladies!

Willow: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Your swimsuits… T-They look quite fetching on you… On all of you

Willow: Oh… Why thank you, Jaune.

Winter: Told you one pieces were my style.

Weiss: I never denied that.

Winter: Yes you did.

Weiss: No I didn’t!

Jaune: …

Blake: …

Jaune: Fuuuuuuck! They look so damn hot!

Blake: They look nice, but I wouldn’t say the look hot. I think I look far more fetching in my bikini~!

Jaune: Ahh, Blake… You, and your unsophisticated plebeian tastes.

Blake: Excuse me?

Jaune: Don’t you know that the one piece swimsuit is the ultimate expression in ladies swimwear to emphasize the raw sexual appeal of any woman?

Blake: I… What?

Jaune: You think a bikini is more sexy than a one piece, why is that?

Blake: Because it shows more skin.

Jaune: Is that it?

Jaune: Ahh! You have such a boorish taste. Something you no doubt got from those third rate porn books you described as high literature.

Blake: Excuse me?!

Jaune: You see, the one piece is superior because of one simple fact: It hides everything, but hints towards everything~!

Blake: W-What does that mean?

Blake: Then why is a one piece better then, you can’t see anything?!

Jaune: True, there is nothing really to see, but with the mind there is everything to see!

Blake: Meaning?

Blake: About how she looks without her one piece on. And, i-is her one piece holding them back, a-and making them look smaller… If so… H-How big is she actually…?

Blake: How so?

Jaune: Look at, Yang, she’s wearing a bikini, and you can clearly see how well they bounce to, and fro don’t you?

Blake: They are… q-quite bouncy…

Jaune: Now, look at, Willow, do see such a heavy bounce in her full breasts?

Blake: N-No… They’re just there barely moving…

Jaune: But, what if they weren’t? What if they were bouncing about; would they look as good as, Yang’s, or even better?

Blake: T-They’re bigger, so…?

Jaune: Oh such dry, simple tastes you have, you will never experienced the many succulent flavours of a woman’s body at this rate.

Blake: Flavours of the body?

Jaune: Let’s move on shall we: Look at, Winter, do you see how her bodysuit so snuggly is wrapped around her waist?

Blake: Yes.

Jaune: Do you see how tight it appears around her wide hips of hers?

Blake: Yes…

Jaune: Doesn’t that make you want to run your hands down her body? To feel how it rises, and falls under your touch.

Blake: Y-Yes…

Jaune: So imagine your hands running higher up her body, tracing her succulent curves of her chest. To learn what it truly feels like to embrace a woman’s hour glass figure~!

Blake: Oh gods…

Jaune: Now look to, Weiss.

Blake: O-Okay…

Jaune: Notice how her swimsuit hugs her shapely rear, how it almost perfectly maps out her smooth curves.

Blake: Shapely…

Blake: Oh gods yes…

Jaune: Well, now that you understand how intoxicating a woman wearing a one piece can be, now imagine the best part.

Blake: T-There’s something better than what you’ve been describing…?!

Jaune: You’ve successfully imagined a woman wearing a one piece, now imagine them taking it off.

Blake: T-Taking it off…?

Blake: How did you know that?!

Jaune: I didn’t, you just a basic bitch, so it’s not hard to assume what your interests on.

Blake: I-I’m not a basic bitch…

Blake: Yes~! Yes, I’m feeling it~!

Jaune: Then let’s do something about it~?

Blake: What do you recommend we do then~?

Jaune: This!

Blake: Wha?! Ahhh?!

(SPLASH!)

Yang: Haha! Nice one, Jaune!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Blake: Bhaa! Why did you do that?!

Jaune: You looked like you needed to cool off.

Blake: You asshole!

Jaune: Maybe. Now if you’ll excuse me, some ladies require my attention. Tata~!

Blake: Grrrrrrrr!

Ruby: You okay, Blake?

Yang: Yeah, you look a little upset. Was it because, Jaune pushed you into the pool?

Blake: …

Blake: I should have bought a one piece swimsuit…

Yang: Eh?

Ruby: What?

Blake: I will have my revenge you stupid sexy blond! You hear me! I will have my revenge!

Ruby: What is she talking about?

Yang: Beats me.

Ruby: Okay then.

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Unholy abomination plush? And sera? (Kidding i love them both) GIVE

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

Sera and Lili plushies are out now! Only for a limited time on Makeship.com

[Sera Plush / Lili Plush / Webtoon]

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Jaune: if you wash the dishes, I'll play with your hair later

Yang:...

*dishes cleaned at record speed (with one or two porcelain casualties) *

Yang: “Close your eyes, I have a surprise!”

Jaune: “You did the dishes?”

Yang: “I said surprise, not miracle.”

Jaune: dishes don't wash themselves!

Yang: SHUT UP!

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kyoshisimp · 1 year

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The heart of his power's within him

Question: Who remembers this show?

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kyoshisimp · 1 year

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Can y'all believe we live in a world where canonically Weiss is thirstier for Jaune than Bleiss?

#my my how the turn tables #rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #bleiss schnee #this post will piss some people off #and i'm okay with that #rwby whiteknight #because why not

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SO!

Been a while since I did any post but something has been happening here recently that has managed to stir me enough to put this wuestion out there:

What the actual fuck did Jaune do to earn whoever is in charge of the writing team's ire?

Did he shit in their cereal? Did he kill their loved one (Penny is FULLY on them)? Is he the incarnation of the literal Devil and no fanfiction DOES NOT COUNT (and probably still wouldn't warrant this level of disrespect)?

Seriously, i gotta know. Someone tell me cuz i think I'm going crazy. Every time I open this accursed app, it's always some new thing that that Jaune did or is BEING done to him that will inevitably cause emotional suffering for both him AND me. Seriously, WHAT HAS HE DONE?! Breathe?! Did he breathe wrong is that it?!

Why must we see a beloved character like Pyrrha or Penny just to cause us more pain? Why is there a new ship for him only for it to involve seeing FIRSTHAND how Pyrrha bit the dust (Pun intended but it still hurts)?

#rwby #justice league #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #rwby arkos #arkos #rwby v9 #rwby spoilers #penny polendina #jessica cruz #character death #CHARACTERS DEATH #Green lantern for some reason #I've seen fanarts saying he would make a good green lantern and I GUESS WE GOT WHAT WE WANTED #fuck a bitch named Apollo

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Jaune: Y'all didn't like my haircut, so i grew it out. You don't like the hair i grew, so now i gotta shave it. MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!

Jaune: i grew a fucking beard, and then they're gonna make me shave it off next volume. Fucking assholes

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If there is a god, they tremble before you.

Do you want to see it?

Have you guys seen those edits where they put a girl who is looking up and on top of her there is a shadow of a *Ahem* "sword"? Well I was bored and I did one with Harriet Bree. I don't know if I should post here. What do you guys think? Do you guys want to see it?

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kyoshisimp · 2 years

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If there is a god, they tremble before you.

Do you want to see it?

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kyoshisimp · 2 years

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What I mean when I say "toxic monogamy culture"

the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love

the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities

the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, you’re either inadequate or they’re too needy

the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else

the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity

the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship

the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on

the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life

the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

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Continuation of the Belmont-Arc prompt (Really need to come up with a name for it)

Qrow and Trevor close in and begin their close quarter combat with the cartoony dust cloud hiding them from view. The crowd is hyped and the bets get more eccentric, from who will win to who will be the first to lose an article of clothing. An errant sock flies into the crowd, causing them to go into a frenzy as they try to surmise whose it might be.

The ones more or less out of the loop would be our dear sister teams, who are taking in the revelation from 3 of its members.

"Those buffoons are related to you?!" Weiss shrieked at Yang, Ruby, and Jaune.

"Well, one of them is our Uncle Qrow," Yang says, gesturing towards herself and Ruby. "And it looks like he's been drinking."

"They both look like they've been drinking!"

"Yeah but he usually doesn't have a drinking buddy with him. So that's weird."

"That's what's weird?!"

"Kinda expected from Drunkle Qrow," Ruby says, slightly mesmerized by fighting happening in front of her.

"Who cares about all of that?" Nora exclaims. "Let's see some professional carnage!"

Weiss' eyes twitch. Seeing as she is getting nowhere with Ruby and Yang, she turns to Jaune, who's clutching his hair in panic.

"And you, Arc! That other idiot is your uncle?"

"More or less," Jaune says monotonously, hunched over, already dead inside. "He's technically a distant relative. He's Trevor Belmont of House Belmont."

"House Belmont?" Weiss asks, raising an eyebrow.

"I'll... explain later," Jaune sighs. "Right now the important thing is to make sure they don't kill each other."

"Oh I'm sure it won't be that bad," Ruby says optimistically.

Just then the two fighters broke apart, glaring harshly at each other. Qrow reached back and took out his enormous, fuck-you sword (officially known as Harbinger). "Try to keep up, dog breath."

JNPR and _WBY all turn to shoot a deadpan look at Ruby.

"Well," Ruby says sheepishly, rubbing the back of her head. "The future's unknowable, right?"

"Oh, aren't you a glutton for punishment?" Trevor says, his hand grabbing a handle on the side of his hip. "I suppose I'll indulge you."

"Looks like things are about to pick up," Blake said.

"YAY! MORE VIOLENCE!"

"That's hardly a cause for celebration, Nora," Ren says.

"HERESY!"

"How do you think this is going to go, Jaune?" Pyrrha turned towards her partner, only to be shocked to see a vaguely human-shaped dust cloud where her partner had stood. "Jaune?"

Pyrrha turned back to the brawl and blinked, seeing that her partner somehow teleported to his uncle's side, struggling to restrain his arm.

"Huh," Ruby says. "Is it just me, or did he move faster than I can?"

"UNCLE TREVOR, NO!"

"UNCLE TREVOR, YES!"

"THAT'S OVERKILL!"

"NO SUCH THING AS OVERKILL, JAUNE-JAUNE!"

"NORA, I WILL PUT YOU IN THE CORNER AND HIDE THE PANCAKE INGREDIENTS IN THE TOP SHELF!"

"Eep! I'll be good!"

"Jaune, as much as I want to catch up, I'm going to need a minute to take care of that walking untrimmed nutsack over there."

"You are not using the whip!"

"I'll just get a few licks in! Nothing serious."

"How is an EXPLODING FUCKING WHIP NOT SERIOUS?"

"Tch, well now you've ruined the surprise."

The crowd watches on with morbid curiosity, being thrown for a loop seeing a nephew trying to stop his uncle from using a whip. Jaune continues to restrain him when he looks over and suddenly stops. He let his uncle go.

"Ah, glad you see it my way, dear nephew! Now then, where were-"

"I just remembered something, Uncle Trevor," Jaune said looking quite chipper. "You don't normally travel alone. Where's Aunt Sypha?"

"Oh she's busy meeting with the old coot and the dominatrix."

"Ah, so she's around?"

"Yes."

"In hearing range."

"Yes, why are you-" Trevor suddenly stiffens.

"Trevor, dear. Would you please turn around?" an accented female voice calls out sweetly.

Trevor gulps and slowly follows the command to see his wife, Sypha Belnades.

(I chose her season 3 outfit, the most badass looking one, in my opinion)

Sypha has an closed-eyed smile on her face, her bangs casting an eerie shadow on her face.

"I leave you alone to talk with the Headmaster and I come back to see you already drunk in the middle of the day, picking a fight with the other manchild over there."

"Hey now, that's-" Qrow started.

"Do not speak, Qrow. You'll have your turn in just a moment."

"Wel , uh, you see, umm, the thing..." Trevor is shifting nervously, eyes darting everywhere before landing on Jaune. "Jaune, help me out here."

"Perish."

"It's a good thing it's almost summer," Sypha continued. "I imagine you're going to sleep with a nice chill tonight."

"Well looks like you're in for it," Qrow says. "Have fun with-" Suddenly he feels himself stiffen and lift off the ground, a purple glow outlining his whole body. He glances over to see Glynda Goodwitch glaring into his soul. Ozpin is next to her casually sipping his mug.

"Picking a fight in the middle of a school day in front of a crowd of students, Qrow?" Glynda says ominously calm.

"Would you believe it was bad luck?"

"I'd rather blame you."

"Well that's unfortunate."

#rwby #castlevania #trevor belmont #qrow branwen #jaune arc #sypha belnades #glynda goodwitch #ozpin #crossover #nora valkyrie #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #lie ren #blake belladonna

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an explanation is not owed

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kyoshisimp · 3 years

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What a day! Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and new comics are arriving! This is what gets Jaune and Ruby dashing out of Beacon after classes, almost looking like they both have speed Semblances.

"Hurry up, Jaune!" Ruby yelled. "We gotta make it before they sell out! We're already cutting it close going after having detention!"

"I'm going as fast as I can!" Jaune said. "In hindsight, maybe having an all out food war wasn't the best idea."

"Blasphemy, Jaune-Jaune! When is violence ever a bad idea?"

"Almost always, Nora!"

"Ha! You said almost!"

"Would you dolts slow down?!"

Ah yes. Somehow Jaune and Ruby managed to drag the rest of their teams with them. Reasons can be boiled down to mild interest, amusement, and really having nothing else to do. As the leaders lead the charge outside, it seems like nothing will get in their way!

...except maybe a crowd of students, shouting with glee. The group could make out students placing bets on a fight apparently happening in front of them. After exchanging general confused looks with each other, with Yang being more excited to see the fight, both teams make their way through the crowd when they begin to make out the voices of the brawlers.

"Ishh-Is that it?" said a deep, raspy voice. "And here I was thinking your family bred better hunters than this? Hold on, let's wait a bit and maybe it'll start to hurt."

"Chatty prick, aren't you?" said a deep, heavily accented voice, who seems to be trying to keep his words from slurring together. "Don't worry, I'm just getting started. I've never lost a fight to man or beast. And I'm certainly let a greasy little runt like you change that."

With those lovely lines of poetry, RWBY and JNPR finally break through to see...

"Uncle Qrow?!" Yang and Ruby call out, the former surprise and the latter with excitement.

"Wait," said Ruby, "there's...two Uncle Qrows?"

And sure enough, we see two remarkably similar looking men in a loose battle stance, cheeks red with obvious inebriation. They have black hair and are wearing clothes with the same general color scheme of white/beige, red and black. Of course, the similarities end once you take a closer look and notice that one of them is slightly taller and more stocky. You can also see the additional gold designs on his outfit, emphasized by a large crest emblazoned on the wearer's back. Most of the students didn't recognize what the crest is meant to denote, aside from one, dread starting to fill his being...

"UNCLE TREVOR?!" Jaune yells out, with confusion and panic.

So this is another crossover idea that's been sitting in my mind for a while. As a fan of the Netflix Castlevania series, I've been wanting to see a crossover with RWBY where Jaune gets trained by Sypha Belnades and Trevor Belmont, his honorary aunt and uncle (with the Belmonts either being distant relatives to the Arcs or the families being fully integrated. Haven't decided). I also wanted to see Jaune, Ruby and Yang bond over dealing with their drunk uncles.

This is more or less a rough start that i might develop later. I am definitely hoping to bring in Sypha soon.

One issue i am having is what kind of training Jaune receives. I had this image of him being more comfortable with the Belmonts' whip than his sword and picking it up rather quickly. But with the time-frame he has in the show, i don't know if he would be able to be proficient with it in time for the Vytal Festival (this takes place after the fight in the docks with the White Fang). I am leaning more towards him being trained in Speaker Magic by Sypha since i feel that Jaune might be able to learn real quick once he gets his initial start with it. And then Trevor can possibly work on his general combat and survival skills.

So i guess the question is Jaune with whip and magic or Jaune without whip but with magic?

Also you can't tell me that Qrow and Trevor don't have a similar lookand attitude. They're practically related. Though Trevor is more chunky.

#rwby #castlevania #jaune arc #trevor belmont #qrow branwen #crossover #ruby rose #yang xiao long

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