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kinghoranshit · 11 months
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The tickets are now available! It looks like I’ll just have to email the pdf of the tickets but I can do that right away!
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This is random but my friends and I are selling our 3 tickets for Louis Tomlinson in Kansas City!!! We figured out that 2 of us can’t actually make it so it’s better to sell.
They’re currently not available for transfer but I swear this isn’t a scam! Once they’re available I will transfer to your account/email!
They’re $51.28 each, so $153.84 total for all!
Please message if interested or know someone who is!
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kinghoranshit · 11 months
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This is random but my friends and I are selling our 3 tickets for Louis Tomlinson in Kansas City!!! We figured out that 2 of us can’t actually make it so it’s better to sell.
They’re currently not available for transfer but I swear this isn’t a scam! Once they’re available I will transfer to your account/email!
They’re $51.28 each, so $153.84 total for all!
Please message if interested or know someone who is!
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kinghoranshit · 2 years
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LOOK AT HIM 🥺
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Harry Styles for L’Officiel Men lockscreens. (photography by Daniyel Lowden)
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It ain’t a ski trip without my pet 💙❤️
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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THE CROTCH SWIPES WERE LE-GEN-DAR-Y
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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Tell Me A Lie (NH) Ch 6
Word count: 1997
Warnings: swearing, minor assault 
The following day was spent mostly indoors. Niall had more writing to do and it gave me the opportunity to finish editing. That was until Niall insisted we go out to take photos. He took us to all the popular spots, including the angel wings, and honestly it was fun. Very cliche, but fun. 
He had a few people recognize him and ask for a photo. That was a bit bizarre. He was so nonchalant about it though. 
After we got back, I went upstairs to lay down. I definitely needed time to recoup before going out again; especially if the crowds were going to be large. Clubs in Iowa aren’t necessarily wild, they could be but not in the way I assumed LA was. And the college I went to, Wartburg, was in the small town of Waverly which only had a couple bars and only one allowed under the drinking age kids. I didn’t really party until my final year when I’d realized I hadn’t experienced that part of college and it led to some terrible relationships.
Granted, I knew that life wasn’t always rainbows and butterflies; Wartburg wasn’t my first choice. It induced a lot of my anxiety nowadays, despite having it before it all went down. I could be negative about it, but it made me stronger in a way. 
I rolled over onto my back and pinched the bridge of my nose. The frontal headache was slowly showing itself. I found my pill pocket and dragged my feet to the bathroom to use water from the sink. Then I rifled through my clothes to find my black elastic harness, white boxy tee, dusty blue satin skirt, ripped sheer tights, and black oxfords. I switched out the outfits before I somewhat settled on a focus on redoing my hair and makeup; I left it down, straightened it quickly and created a couple small braid strands, and did a darker ombre on my lids with winged liner. 
“Holy… shite,” Niall breathed as he waltzed into the room wearing a blue suede trouser and jacket set with a white crew and brown boots. 
I took a step back from the body mirror and turned around to observe what he was wearing. “How did we manage to match but not match at the same time?”
“It’s the blues for sure,” he replied. 
“Right.” I turned back around to assess myself once more, deciding whether or not I needed any last touches. Niall came up behind me and wrapped his arms around my torso. His head rested on my shoulder. 
“You look great, Kelly.”
“Would it be cheesy to get a mirror couple selfie? The fans would eat that up.” 
His laugh vibrated against my back. “Use my phone.” 
Niall held his phone out, keeping one arm around my torso. I stuck with a normal smile, that was before he surprised me with a kiss on the cheek. My expression scrunched up as my body curled inward. I couldn’t stop the giggles at the ideas that crossed my mind. 
“Hold on, crouch down by my legs. I’m gonna take a fit pic and pretend I don’t see you.” 
He had a hard time keeping a straight face, but we managed to get a couple good shots. “I know what I’m posting.”
Niall smiled as he flipped through his. “Me too.”
A minute later, there were Twitter and Instagram notifications from him. I opened it up to see he had attached a normal picture of me smiling and then one of me scrunching up my face as he kissed my cheek. The caption was ‘A night out dancing with this beautiful woman . Don’t get many of these lately . Love you babe <3”. 
There goes the flutter in my chest again. Fuck. I mentally cleared my throat and moved my slightly shaky finger to like each post, then replied with “Love you too Nialler <3 <3”. As we slipped out into the night, I created my own posts. I chose one where Niall was looking right up at me and captioned it “Tonight’s fit feat. Niall. You’re my number one admirer. I love you always <3”.
I threw my phone into the temporary black, mini crossbody; I’d also thrown my wallet in it. If I’d worn jeans, I would’ve just put them in my pockets. My sight traveled to the blurred lights outside the window of our Uber’s car. There was definitely a vibe here; I could see why people loved to live here. 
“What’s the first place we’re going to?” 
“It’s a standard nightclub. Nothing over the top.”
I nodded. “Alright.”
My jaw dropped when we finally got inside. If this was standard, then I don’t want to know what the bouche nightclubs were like. The dance floor was enormous, dancers had their own little stages sporadically around it. I had to force myself to not stare at the beautiful women covered in glitter. I noted the bills in their straps. Maybe I’ll leave a tip for one of them at some point. Niall pulled us through the crowd of people and we stopped in front of the bar. 
“What do you want?”
“Sprite and apple pucker.”
He nodded and faced the bartender again. I tried to not let the loud music overwhelm my mind. Niall lightly touched my arm and I looked back at him, in a small daze from observing the place, and everything and everyone in it. I sort of felt out of place; like I wasn’t really there. The feeling was too familiar, and I didn’t like it. 
He set a clear square glass in my hand. I gave him a small smile and took a sip of it. The bubble popped on the top of my throat while the alcohol burned down. Niall had a Guinness in hand and took a swig of it. 
I took a few more sips of the jolly rancher drink, observing once again, and I kept close to Niall. His presence, and sweet drink, made me feel somewhat better.  
We found a nearby table to chill at for a bit. Let the alcohol soak in. I’d eventually gone to get refills for us. My eyes landed on one of the blonde dancers and she looked directly back at me. She smiled, turned to me, and reached a hand out. 
“Dance with me!” she yelled. 
I looked at her slightly dazed.
“Go on,” Niall encouraged.  
I tried to not cough on my own spit. “Y-you’ll be fine for a few?”
“Of course. Go!”
I handed him my clutch, then let the dancer guide me up onto the platform floor. I swayed back and forth slowly, letting myself get lost. I recognized the next song, Tumblr Girls by G-Eazy feat. Christoph Anderson, and got giddy. I allowed myself to sync deeper with the music. My hips swayed more, and I brought my arms above my head. 
The dancer closed in even more, resting hands on my hips, and grinded on one of my legs. 
“You’ve got some moves! What’s your name?” 
I flushed. “Lauren, and you too. You?”
“I’m Flora! Is that your boyfriend?”
“N-” I cleared my throat and nodded. “Yeah!” 
She laughed. “Well, he seems to be enjoying this.”
Heat ran deeper in my cheeks and I glanced over my shoulder to see Niall watching. He had his elbow resting on the table, hand under his chin. His beer bottle hovered over his privates. 
I bit my lip, laughing under my breath. “I gotta admit, I’m having fun too.” 
After a couple more songs, I decided it was time to get off the stage. No one else seemed to be getting invited by the dancers to join them up there, so it was awkward now. I grabbed a ten out of my wallet and handed it to her. 
“You are absolutely stunning Flora. Thanks for the fun!” 
Flora kissed my cheek, then winked. “You too, babe.” 
“That didn’t break any rules, right?” I took deep breaths to calm my high. I wanted to keep dancing for sure. Just not on show for everyone else. 
He shrugged. “I won’t tell. Come on, I want a turn.” He reached his hand out and I smirked. 
The music pace changed to something by ILLENIUM. I started to bounce with the rest of the crowd and did dumb arm movements. Niall busted a laugh, following my pattern. A few songs later, I had the urge to pee. It was immense. 
I gestured towards where I remember seeing a restroom sign. “Gotta use the girls’ room. Be right back.” 
I hurried into one of the stalls and relieved myself. I washed my hands and looked into the mirror, just as a girl who looked to be about a year or two older than me came out of a stall. 
She looked at me deviously. “You look familiar.” 
“Don’t we all in these places?” I laughed, slightly nervous. 
“Yes, but no, you look familiar for a different reason.”
“I’m sure I do.” I busied myself with drying my hands. Then I exited without saying another word. 
On my way back, a stranger touched my butt then pulled me into their chest to grind. “Shake that ass for me.
Without really thinking, I batted the hand away and turned around to throw a smack. “Fuck off!”
The guy glared. “What the hell, bitch?” 
“You touched my body without consent! You’re the bitch!” 
“Whatever,” he scoffed. “Your loss, baby! I got a date to get back to anyway!” 
I didn’t bother giving a proper response. By the look on his face, I knew I wasn’t the only one who would give him shit for violating boundaries. 
“What was the crack with that fella?” Niall asked, gesturing in the direction I came from. 
“Nothing.” I shrugged. 
He shot me a look. “You look pretty flustered, Kelly. Everything alright?”
“Yeah, can we just go home though? I-I’m tired.”
“Of course, yeah.”
Niall’s hand found mine. On our way out, the same guy glanced in our direction as he grinded with a different girl. A smirk spread on his lips, his hands tightening on her hips. There was a phantom feeling and I swallowed. I subtly ran my free shaky hand over the back of my skirt and looked away.
The night air was much cooler now compared to the inside of that club. We paused momentarily so Niall could call for another Uber. Niall wrapped his arms around me, resting his head on top of mine. A few minutes later, a Rover pulled up to the side and Niall approached to confirm it was for us. Then we both got in. 
Niall’s hand didn’t let go of mine until we were back in the house. I couldn’t lie, I was grateful for it. I let go though. 
“Wanna watch a movie?” he asked. 
I nodded. “I’m gonna get pjs on first.”
I couldn’t look at him before I left to go upstairs. I went for my oversized tee and floral shorts, and paused momentarily in the middle of the room. Finally, my feet moved toward the living room. 
Niall was propped on the couch with a blanket and when he saw me, he opened it up for me to snuggle into. He enveloped me in his arms before he hit play on the movie he chose. My brain wasn’t registering much of it. I focused on the warmth of Niall. The sturdiness of his body. He was a firm base. 
“That guy touched my butt and grinded on me without consent. I don’t really want to talk about it, but I also don’t want to brush it off.”
He tightened his arms around me, snuggling his face closer to mine. “I’m sorry that guys are so shite. You didn’t deserve that.”
I subtly shrugged, then whispered, “At least I’ve got you.”
I could hear him smile. “Always, Kelly.”
We both fell silent again and returned to the movie. 
Next part: Ch 7 (to come...)
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Tell Me A Lie (NH) Ch 5
Word count: 1455
Warnings: kissing, softness
A yelp left me as I rolled off the couch, which was followed by a groan. I rubbed my forehead that had hit the leg of the coffee table and squinted at a curled up Niall.
We really fell asleep on the couch. 
The TV held the “are you still watching” screen for who knows how long. I found the remote to turn the TV off, then I sighed as I looked at Niall. He was now stretching out, cracking his muscles, and yawned. As he sat up, he wiped his face before he looked up at me. 
“Good rest,” he mumbled. 
I laughed, it came out hoarse and I coughed in an attempt to clear my throat. “Yeah, definitely.”
He looked like he was about to ask if I was okay, but he stood instead. “Breakfast before or after we get ready?” 
“That’s-” 
“No, it’s not. You choose.” Niall shot me a look. 
I vaguely rolled my eyes. “Uhm… How about after.” 
He smiled. “Perfect.”
I grabbed my stuff before following him upstairs and he lowkey dropped me off. He tapped his hand on the trim as he awkwardly leaned against it. “Hey, what’re you planning to wear today?” 
“Depends on the weather outlook I guess.” I shrugged. “Why?” 
“I…” He coughed into his hand. “Thought we could match a little.” 
I couldn’t help the laugh. “Adorable. Well, uhm, let me check the weather.” The screen lit up once I’d lifted it and unlocked it. The weather was supposed to be cooler today. I could get away with a sweatshirt look. I took out my vintage, navy golf sweatshirt, white tennis skirt, white crew socks, and tan sneakers. 
“I think this is what I’m gonna wear.”
He smirked. “Okay, I think I’ve got something to match. See you in a bit.”
I nodded. “You too.”
Internally I cringed after he was gone. You too? What the fuck was that? I tried to not overthink it as I ran a shower and quickly cleaned up. I blow dried my hair before I pulled it up into a messy pony, then clipped my slight bangs back with two small pearl barrettes. I didn’t have the energy to try super hard on my makeup, so it was a simple concealer, light brown eyeshadow, and peachy tinted balm kind of day.
When I looked at the fit in the mirror, immediately all the negative thoughts ensued - the most present one being that I was frumpy. It was meant to be. I had to remind myself that, and even if it wasn’t, being frumpy isn’t a bad thing. Like most people, my style was inspired from photos on pinterest. I wouldn’t even pretend that my outfits were original if someone asked. But I did enjoy my clothes so that’s what mattered. 
My mini backpack matched my sneakers, which were louder on the stairs than my barefoot feet. I cursed even though it was literally just Niall and I, and we were both awake. Whistling sounds from the kitchen and I swifted in to see Niall dancing in front of the stove. 
I held back a laugh. “Breakfast and a show? I’m getting the five star experience around here.”
Niall wore one of his own golf crewnecks with white shorts and white Nikes. It was way more reminiscent of the days before they disbanded. Though his style hadn’t changed much since then. He looked… good. 
He turned off the burner and shook his head. He plated scrambled eggs and avocado smeared on some sort of bread, then slid one of them to me. “Don’t worry, it’s dairy free.”
My heart fluttered. I nodded. “Thanks. Looks delicious.” 
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Niall and I walked down the main of Melrose, hand in hand. I tried to focus on Niall as we walked. Dirty looks seemed to project in my direction. Social media was easier to handle to be honest. 
Despite how delicious breakfast was, my stomach rolled in itself with nausea. I found myself humming a small tune to distract myself.
“What’re you humming?” 
I glanced at Niall, flushed, and stopped. “It’s nothing.”
“Let’s not play this game, Kelly. What is it?”
I sighed heavily. “It’s a… It’s a song from one of the story playlists.”
Niall brightened up. “What song?”
I cleared my throat. “Superhero by Lauv.”
“Oi! I love that song. It’s a bop.”
“Agreed… It’s not for the Stone Cold series. It’s an individual project.”
He opened his mouth, but I cut him off. “No, I’m not sure if it’s something I’ll share with the public. It was originally a shits and giggles purge Tumblr fic, but then I decided to rewrite it as an episodic screenplay.”
“I can’t say it’s something I’d enjoy, but I’m sure there are a lot who would.” His phone buzzed so he pulled it out to check. His hand squeezed around mind and he slowly came to a halt. 
His eyes gazed into mine. He rested one hand on my cheek and the other on my hip. I tried not to look or feel confused; it wasn’t working. I was still unaware when the hired paps were going to be nearby, but they must be now. I attempted to put on a show smile, taking a step closer, and rested my hands on his torso as we leaned in for a kiss. 
His soft lips so carefully touched mine. His hand snaked to the back of my neck and the following kiss was much more passionate. Then they were gone. 
I was stunned. That seemed way more than a friendly kiss. I didn’t have much time to process as Niall entwined our hands again and pulled us toward a store as the paps “swarmed” us. When we were in a more secluded area of the Gucci store, I tugged him to a stop. 
“What was that second kiss?”
“I don’t really know… It needed to be believable.”
I snorted. “Well, that felt pretty damn real.”
Both of us fell silent, and he tapped his fingers on the display table. “It… Wasn’t. It was just for show. Did you want anything in here?”
I raised my eyebrows. There was definitely a better answer than what he gave me, yet it was a can of worms that didn’t need to be opened. I cleared my throat. “I can’t afford it.”
He lightly smirked. “Melrose is full of luxury stores. It’s on me. We could get something matching?”
“Nialler, that would be crazy.”
“Crazy fun, you mean.” His eyes sparkled as he bit his bottom lip. “Come on, let loose!”
I overlooked him a few more seconds, just to antagonize him. Finally, I sighed. “Fine. But not from here. No one would believe you bought something from Gucci, even for me… What about Versace or Burberry? They’ve got dope trousers and accessories.”
He shot me his look with one eyebrow cocked. He didn’t say a word. 
I rolled my eyes. “You know I’m on pinterest a lot.”
“That… sounds ideal.” He reached his hand out for me to take. “Let’s do it.”
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When we returned to Niall’s mansion with bags of belts, shirts, and trousers that evening, we covered news articles and social media. All used the few photos taken, the star being the second kiss and it looked very much… believable. Modest! sent praising emails for how well this first outing was. It was an odd appraisal. 
“Hey, what if we went to a couple bars tonight?” Niall suggested. 
“Will there be any dancing involved?”
“Nnnn- yeeesss,” Niall answered by gauging the emotion on my face. 
I laughed under my breath. “I love a good club if you’re down. We can always save it for tomorrow night. Saturday might be better anyway.” 
“It’s LA, Kelly. Every night is a good night to drink and dance. That life never dies here.”
“I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing,” I admitted, narrowing my eyes at him.
He pecked my cheek. “I’m Irish, of course it’s good. Leave in an hour or so?” 
I hesitated. “I… How about tomorrow night? Today was a lot to be honest.” 
He nodded. “Yeah, yeah! Whatever you want. Any ideas for dinner?” 
A small smile spread on my lips. “Tacos?”
“Sounds good to me,” he replied. “I’ll get it set up.”
“Thanks.”
I snuck upstairs to the guest bedroom and flopped down onto the bed. My body sunk into the jersey soft comforter and I let out a tired breath. Lazily, I scrolled through all my notifications, replying to all the text messages from my friends and parents. They all bought that Niall and I were legit. Obviously that’s good, but also it leaves a terrible taste in my mouth. 
Next: Ch 6
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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Niall for Gym+Coffee - 27/04
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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"Louis has horrible taste in women but not men" - my friend
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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I absolutely LOVE this cover to DEATH 😭😭❤❤
Niall Horan - With or Without You (cover)
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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inject niall’s cover of with or without you straight into my veins, no filler 
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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Literally one of my all time favorite songs since I was a kid and HE DID THATTTTTTT
Niall Horan - With or Without You (cover)
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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I gotta be honest, I don’t think it’s this deep... We’ve been living through a pandemic and it has been a scary time. So why should he promise a tour when he doesn’t know for sure when it could safely happen? 
I mean, this boy takes a long time to create an album and share it to the world. He wouldn’t put out an album he doesn’t like... I just think the uncertainty of the future was the primary reason to cancel the tour. 
okay, so i know we all love heartbreak weather and mourn the potential it had because it's genuinely an incredible album that deserved so much better but i think we need to stop expecting niall to acknowledging it beyond the couple songs he seems to really like.
he clearly isn't attached to the album and clearly it brings bad memories of what happened last year when it came out. like the pandemic is obviously not niall's fault at all but we all process things differently and obviously niall's way to dealing with the missed opportunities and cancelling tour was to detach himself from the album and move on onto new music. and that's okay!
we can all still love the album and the songs, because they're really, really good, but niall clearly needed to separate himself from it for his own personal reasons and we need to accept and respect that.
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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Let’s goooooo
Maybe it’ll motivate me to write more and post lmao
Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it
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kinghoranshit · 3 years
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And he did his lil smile, head tilt, and hand on his cheek 🥺
HE SAID “this little Irishman” AJDHSIDNQODJDIFOEKDNJX WHAT A CUTIE
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dork😂
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