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Arc booty admiration
Yang and Ruby are hanging out together but then see jaune walking around with his back to them.
Ruby: nice ass
Yang: *loyal to Blake and trying to look away.* Do not lust in your Monty your right.
Ruby: *glares at her* hey back off you got Blake that booty is mine.
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Arc prank at its fines
Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.
Jaune: Ruby I have a present.
Ruby: Dope what is it?
Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here
Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?
Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye
Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!
Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?
Ruby: he gave me a potato.
Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?
Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?
Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.
Nora: for jaune?
Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.
Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.
Nora: no just just just drop it
Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?
Nora: why would it explode?
Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode
Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!
Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!
Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.
Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.
Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.
Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.
Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now
Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!
Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?
Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.
Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.
Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!
Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.
Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!
Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!
Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.
Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.
Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means
Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!
Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.
Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!
Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.
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Trippy Date night
Yang: *Talking to Weiss over the scroll* Ya Friday nights are when jaune and I take edibles and go to the aquarium
At the aquarium
Jaune: This is awesome.
Yang: Jaune i’m freaking out
Jaune: no, don… don’t ruin it for me.
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while playing scrabble
Jaune: I will put my "A" down to make "A"
Ruby: I will add to your "A" to make "AT"
Nora: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
Weiss: I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
Jaune: *flips the board*
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Things people heard jaune arc say
Jaune: when I say “ I hate drama “ I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan.
Jaune: please don’t be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and I’ll make you cry.
Jaune: I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m never going have a midlife crisis because my entire fucking life is a crisis
Jaune: I don’t care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore, come get me demons. Bring me home.
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Was it a accident?
Blake: jaune, your hand is on my butt
Jaune: oh sorry, it was an accident
Blake:
Jaune:
Blake: it's still on my butt
Jaune: it's still an accident
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Jaune being jaune
Jaune: * picks up renora crying baby* it’s ok buddy, when you grow up you’ll learn to do this on the inside
Ren and Nora: jaune noo
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Arc family shenanigans
Saphron: *texting Terra with a smile on her face.*
Jaune: *sneaks behind the couch and gets behind saphron.* I miss you so much baby girl
Saphron: *annoyed* Can you get away from me please?
Jaune: you’re my forever kitten
Mama arc: Jaune leave your sister alone
Papa arc: Jaune leave her alone can’t you see she’s just texting texting cuddly wubbly wobbly woo
Jaune: *sounds to piss her off*
Saphron: *chuckling* are you kidding me leave me alone.
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Fifth wheel
Weiss: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
Jaune: I really care about your feelings!
Ruby: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Weiss, turning her head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
Yang: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Blake: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
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Arc pick up lines
Ruby walks into a room with a blush on her face and her hands griping her cloak
Ren: ok I’ll bite what happen that cause you to be like this Ruby?
Ruby: well jaune said something I did not expect.
[Flashback]
Jaune : you know Ruby you look like you put fear into weak men
[Present]
Nora: wow that really came out of fearless leader mouth
Ruby: “nods” yep now if you excuse me I have to go name a newly form river. “ runs off to her room
Weiss: huh what is this feeling I’m having now I can’t describe it. “ others can see she jealous but won’t tell her
Blake: I know how Ruby feels when jaune not trying he has good pick up lines. “
[Flash back again]
Jaune: hey Blake you look like there are legends about your fearsomeness that no one has ever been able to prove wrong.
Blake: blushing and speechless
Jaune: see Yang I told you I could do it you owe me ten Lien
Yang: damit!!
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RWBY headcannon 2
Sometimes when Jaune and ren are alone together they will rank the girls from worst to best on what jobs they would do if they didn’t pick being a huntress. They make sure the girls wouldn’t know since they didn’t want to get on their bad sides
Like example would be baker then Ruby and Nora would take top spots but Weiss and Pyrrha would be in the bottom spots with Yang and Blake would be on the middle.
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Priorities
Ruby : What are you doing?
Jaune digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl: Weiss really likes the blue ones, so I'm separating them.
Ruby: Aw, that's so sweet!
Jaune: What? No. I plan to eat them in front of her and then run.
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The carmilla effect
Winter attends a party dress like this and it catches jaune attention.
Winter: having fun and hoping the outfit elm pick out for her wasn’t to showy.
Jaune: sees winter and awakens a gothic/ monochrome want/kink.” She will be mine.”
Next day they both wake up in a hotel room naked,hungover and content.
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Twist: the evil lord he has to fight turns out to be an elf waifu. Like there first meeting he scars her by screaming yes and thanking the god the summon him to this land.
Concept: My Quest for an Elf Waifu
Protagonist gets Isekaied to a standard fantasy world. He thinks:
"I'M GOING TO GET AN ELF WAIFU!"
And then in his quest to get an Elf Waifu, he ends up with waifus of all of the other fantasy races.
Unwanted at first, but then he grows to love them.
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Team bonding 2
Blake: Why is Ruby rolling on the floor, laughing? And what happened to Yang forehead?
Weiss: *sighs* Yang was about to hit her head on the door frame, so I told her to duck and she quacked at me.
Weiss: And then she hit her head.
Blake: *wheezes*
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Last words
Nora: If you were to die, what would your last words be?
Ren: I love you
Jaune : *Rolls eyes*
Nora: Aw mine too. what about you jaune?
Jaune: Finally.
Ruby: No.
All three move to quickly give jaune a hug.
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Team bonding
Cut to team RWBY dorm room as they are chilling as there leader is in her leadership class.
Blake: Truth or dare, Yang
Yang: Dare
Blake: Order me a pizza
Yang: ... Truth or dare, Weiss?
Weiss: Dare???
Yang: Pay for the pizza
Weiss: ... Truth or dare, Blake
Blake: Truth. Nice try though, Weiss.
Weiss: *grumbles to herself as she brings out her wallet*
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