"...Octo will help you turn them into lemonade"
Oh I bet he will 馃槒
Citrus Reamer
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*pirates of the Caribbean theme plays in the background*
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I could have sworn there was a jokey conspiracy theory about Arby's being a front company that's run by vampires
But for the life of me I can't find the post anywhere...
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Sorry I can't go to with you to the puppet building workshop, it's at the same time as my glass mosaic making workshop. But we can go to salsa dancing classes after my macrame plant hanger workshop, if that's cool with you?
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The English written language is stupid as fuck.
And in my caffeinated, sleep deprived state of hubris I went from 5 vowels to 12 and from 21 consonants to 23.
YOU'RE WELCOME
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That's perfect. I love it
WAIT A GADDAM MINUTE!!!
Is
Robin Hood
a pun?!
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I literally sat here for whole minute like 'I don't know these girls why do they look familiar?'
SMH
Why am I only NOW finding out that Horikoshi drew fanart of Go! princess precure? He used to have a pixiv account where he posted this stuff! It鈥檚 cool that he likes Magical girl anime!
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My problem is that I want to be able to seamlessly switch back and forth between looking like Morticia and looking like Gomez but I can't because:
1. No Money
2. No Confidence
3. Too Much Boobs
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Denki: Something's wrong with my thinking meat
Bakugou (putting on his gauntlets): Who taught you speak? I Just wanna have a word with them
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All I want is to publish at least one book in my life. Just one.
And here I am deciding my story needs a prophecy in the form of a Shakespearean Sonnet that may have just turned a novel into a four book saga.
And it's not even the one I WANT to write 馃う
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