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jaythesaltybastard · 5 months
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jaythesaltybastard · 7 months
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If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass
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jaythesaltybastard · 7 months
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Title: Too-Loving Eyes
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Pepper Potts/Stephen Strange, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Stephen Strange
Characters: Pepper Potts, Stephen Strange, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), others mentioned - Character
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Stephen saves Tony in Endgame, POV Pepper Potts, minor Stephen POV, its like 3 paragraphs, Stephen is extremely obvious and Pepper is so onto him, Stephen Strange Parenting Morgan Stark, Pre-OT3, Slow Burn, but not really because there is no timeline, One-Sided Attraction, for now, Precious Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Established Relationship, Established Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Tony Stark Has A Heart, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Time Skips, First Kiss, Stephen is like a baby deer, No beta we die like Tony (not), Fix-It
Summary: Tony snapped his fingers. Pepper was prepared to let go.
Then a wizard with too-loving eyes appeared, and the rest of their lives began.
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jaythesaltybastard · 9 months
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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
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jaythesaltybastard · 9 months
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happy Thursday the 20th
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jaythesaltybastard · 10 months
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Guys I’m losing my mind did Grian say “this is fucking fab” or am I going crazy?? (S6E12)
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jaythesaltybastard · 10 months
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*touches ground* something happened here...
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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happy Thursday the 20th
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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Cowboys to people they don’t like: hey there fucker-oo (buckeroo)
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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Specifically she has to be asked by someone who doesn’t know her that well bc the main cast will know to specify
So dumb wenclair fanfic idea
Bianca or someone after wednesday joins nevermore:
"So what's your body count wednesday?"
Wednesday wanting to come off as intimidating thinking they mean kills "idk I lost count"
Everyone keeps flirting with her thinking they have a chance with the ace/demisexual girlie and her getting into situations that *look* bad and furthers her reputation, all the while she is confused people are being nice to her and not scared of her and enids just sad wednesday doesn't try to come in to her :( (wednesdays touchy but in a "cuddle me" way cuz again she's deffo ace or demisexual)
Shenanigans ensue
Feel free to take this and roll with it or change it up! No credits needed just go and hf writing authors! :D
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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eaten alive thursday
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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THE SAPPHICS ARE WINNING!!!!!
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wenclair + comments jenna and emma left each other on instagram  
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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Not the first Monday anymore but it’s a Monday regardless
Unmute !
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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Why did this make my brain shut up
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jaythesaltybastard · 1 year
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