Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

Some vamp! Marylily

I've been posting a lot of new marauders art works on twitter (thread here) but im particularly proud of this Dorcas one I made for her birthday yesterday so let me throw it here :33

feel free to repost with ac: @/withlove_ymir on twitter (and preferably with a dm or smth too)

view full post for a fun (angsty) addition!

TW BLOOD VIOLENCE DEATH

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

me with drawing rn cause i havent finished anything in literal years and now i finished like 5 pieces in less than two weeks

Keyboard go BRRRRRRRRRR

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

@jegulus-microfic / march 17: body / word count: 291

Regulus is a liar.

Ever since he began his relationship with James a few months ago he has been lying to him almost daily. 

Every morning James is the one who wakes up first, stretching his limbs, wrinkling his nose, rubbing his eyes as they adjust to the light filtering through the window and reaching for Regulus on the other side of the bed. Sometimes James merely caresses his head or outlines each of his facial features with his thumb as he contemplates him for long moments. At other times he comes close to hug him, burying his face in his neck and peppering him with kisses. But what never changes is the tremendous warmth in his voice every time he says, "Mi vida, it's time to get up." 

The thing is, in all the time they've been together, James has never once woken up before Regulus. Growing up, punctuality was never optional in the Black family. If you were late for breakfast, you had to face the consequences. So waking up early is a habit that Regulus will doubtfully escape one day, even though it is no longer necessary. But ever since he spent his first night with James, and in a moment of panic pretended to be asleep when he saw the body next to him stirring as a sign that he was waking up, Regulus could never stop pretending after experiencing all the attention his boyfriend gives him in the mornings.

Regulus is a liar, but he doesn't feel an ounce of remorse for it.

James knows Regulus is a liar, but he makes a point of reminding him how precious he is and how much he loves him every morning while the other pretends to be asleep.

Sirius Black was willing to die for James Potter.

He was also willing to kill for James Potter.

That's not speculation, that is a fact.

Sirius Black loved James Potter deeply and if one more person minimizes their friendship for the sake of their cute wolfstar or jegulus plot, I'm going to lose it.

Even in a wolfstar or jegulus world, there is no Sirius hating James. There is not. Never. End of story.

!!!!!!!

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

lily as a guitarist in an indie band au :33

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

MARAUDER GIRLS AS KPOP IDOLS, AN ART COLLAB

me and my besties (moonjunflower and hozyluvr_ on twitter!!) did an art collab drawing Lily, Dorcas and Marlene as kpop idols, hope you enjoy our work 😁😁🫶

MARAUDER GIRLS AS KPOP IDOLS, AN ART COLLAB

me and my besties (moonjunflower and hozyluvr_ on twitter!!) did an art collab drawing Lily, Dorcas and Marlene as kpop idols, hope you enjoy our work 😁😁🫶