Clint tried to carry his dog in his jacket the way Barnes does with his cat. It didn't go particularly well. I will say, Lucky is a very patient and good dog though.

Sometimes when I'm talking to someone in the armor I specifically choose not to lift the face guard just so they can't see how much I'm rolling my eyes.

One reason I love Rhodey so much is he never seems impressed by anything I do.

Pete keeps trying to tell me about how hard he finds it to talk to girls, and let me tell you, I cannot relate - at all.

So I have eliminated Clint as the one putting coffee grounds in the garbage disposal. Mostly because I just saw him eating them with a spoon.

What is it about Pepper telling me that we need to talk later that fills me with such dread?

I'm glad YouTuber wasn't a career choice when I was young, because let me tell you, I never apologize for anything.

I think Cap might need a vacation. He keeps googling where he can get really big blocks of ice.

Sometimes I'll be in the common room, drinking a coffee, and Barnes will just wander through in nothing but his pajama pants, with his cat attached to his ankle by her teeth and claws. Yes, I have photos. No, you can't see them.

You all see this, right?

The problem with Barnes being as perpetually grumpy as he is, anytime he's in any way pleasant to someone it feels like a come-on.

We were all talking about those visions that Wanda planted in our head to scare us, back in the day, and Thor started off by saying he was at an orgy and he knew his brother was there. Honestly, he didn't even need to keep going after that. That would scare the hell out of me too.

Pepper told me I needed to eat a little healthier and cut down on the cheeseburgers. I really don't know what I did to be punished like that.

I cannot believe you would want to deny the world that kind of sexual chemistry, man.

I need to admit something. I have been intentionally keeping Fandral and Stark apart out of fear of what would happen if they were to meet.

People always think engineering is what I'm best at, but really my biggest talent is having a negative thought and spiraling it out to doom proportions.

That moment when someone accidentally injures Bruce and everyone just freezes with a look of horror on their face, will never fail to amuse me.

The team sarcastically calls Cap dad so much that I think if the guy ever had kids, he'd think they were always snarking at him.

A key part of being a superhero is getting up from a superhero landing as if you didn’t just seriously hurt yourself.