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Miles: It’s Christmas! Are you all in the Christmas mood?
Gwen: Merry crisis
Peter B: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way
Spider-Ham: HOE HOE HOE
Miles: Guys please
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Gwen: Alright the Christmas tree is all set up!
Miles: It looks great!
Gwen: Now where is the star?
Spider-Ham: I got this *puts a picture of himself on top of the tree*
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Peter B: Yeah, maybe I don’t get “a healthy amount of sleep,” but can other people do this?
Peter B: *stands up and blacks out for a second*
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Gwen: Ham, you think every round fruit is an apple.
Spider-Ham: No I don’t.
Gwen, holding up cherries: What are these?
Spider-Ham: Tiny apples.
Gwen, pointing at pumpkins: And what are those?
Spider-Ham: Halloween apples.
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Spider-Ham, completely serious: "Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?"
Miles, while trying not to laugh: "Nope, absolutely not."
Gwen, while also trying not to laugh: "I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through."
Noir, following along with the others not knowing what is going on: "I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life."
Peter B Parker, a walking meme: "I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you."
Peni, completely deadpan: "I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome."
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Gwen: "I told Peter his ears flush when he lies."
Miles: "Why?"
Gwen: "Look."
Gwen: "Hey Peter! Do you love us?"
Peter B Parker, covering his ears: "No."
Miles:
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Miles, after messing up: "Okay, so I know that this is MY fault entirely...."
Miles, to the rest of the spideys: "But, this is OUR problem now"
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*Noir drives Spider-Ham to the banks drive-thru window*
Spider-Ham, in a bad Italian accent: "I'd a like-a to make-a the deposit."
Bank teller: "HEY BUDDY I REMEMBER YOU!!"
Ham: *frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*
Bank teller: GODDAMNIT IT'S HIM AGAIN!
Ham: "DRIVE NOIR DRIVE!"
*Noir, in fear and not knowing what is going on, speeds off*
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Miles: I need life advice.
Peter B, sipping gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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not gonna apologize for my inactivity due to mental health issues for obvious reasons, but know the state of the world and the supposed free country of the united states has taken a toll on my mental health… i cannot promise how active i’m gonna be but i can promise i am here to talk and be a safe space if anyone needs it <3
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Miles: “I don’t know how you do that.”
Noir: “Do what?”
Miles: “Make everything sound like a threat. That man looked like he was about to piss himself, and all you did was ask him to step aside so that we could get past. Even when I actively try to sound threatening, no one takes me seriously.”
Noir: “That’s because you look and sound, like the human personification of a warm hug.”
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Peter B Parker: "I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling kinda nauseous lately"
Miles: "maybe you’re pregnant"
Peter B Parker:
Gwen:
Miles:
Gwen: "I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, Miles because he suggested it, or me, because I just had a heart attack"
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Noir: "Today is a day of running through hurdles."
Peter B Parker: "Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?"
Noir: "Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you."
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Spider-Ham: You ever just stand up in bed and kick the ceiling? Because me too
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