Dabi: welcome to the “fuck Endeavor” support group where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that stupid bitch
Shoto: but first, a few words from our newest member
Hawks, sweating: so i... i may have misunderstood...
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Endeavor, looking in the mirror: I can do hard things.
Hawks: I’m hard. Do me.
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Endeavor: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Hawks: I wrote you a poem.
Endeavor: … You did?
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Endeavor: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Hawks: I wrote you a poem.
Endeavor: … You did?
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Hawks, dead serious: I'd stab myself for you.
Endeavor, not taking him seriously: Stab yourself then.
Hawks: *stabs himself*
Endeavor: WAIT-
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