pomfrey: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

mcgonagall: maybe a little tipsy?

dumbledore: drunk.

hagrid: wasted.

snape: dead.

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Snape: i know you snuck out last night, potter.

Harry’s inner voice: play dumb!

Harry: who’s potter?

Harry’s inner voice: not that dumb!

Dumbledore: What does “take out” mean?

Hagrid: Food

Lockhart: Date

McGonagall: Murder

Snape: It can be all three if you’re bold enough

Dumbledore: Are you alright?

Snape: I’m gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

Snape: The path to inner peace begins with four words,

Snape: not my fucking problem.

Fred: i got detention today

Molly: what did you do?

Fred: the professor was going on about how out class is impossible to teach and said one of us should try teaching the class one day.

Molly: and?

Fred: i stood up, walked to the front of the class and said “class dismissed”

Dumbledore: you’re smiling, did something good happen?

Snape: i can’t smile just because i feel like it?

McGonagall: lockhart tripped and fell down the grand staircase

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McGonagall: Why do you like being out in the rain?

Dumbledore: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.

Snape: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.

Severus: I feel a strange emotion towards you

Umbridge: Respect?

Severus: Never

McGonagall: I saw two of the students, Snape and Black, hugging.

McGonagall: And then I realized they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense.