Justice League, save me

Save me

Save me Justice League

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

I think one of my favorite things ever is when a dc show is not Justice League centric and/or there's an episode where it's not JL centric. Maybe it's focused on the younger heroes, the villains, or something. And when the JL does make a minor appearance (most likely one of the trinity, be it Batman, Superman, or Wonder Woman) they show up looking like disappointed parents.

It's just so funny to me. Like, Batman's "bat-glare" suddenly looks a little too much like a mother's glare, Superman looks like he's 0.5 seconds away from turning the situation into a lecture about "truth and justice", and Wonder Woman looks like she's got a bottle of wine waiting for her back home and wants to get this over with. It's just so funny to me.

thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

Justice League?

More like

I-punch-bad-guys-to-cope-with-my-trauma-and-insecurities League

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Old otter holding baby post + purr time 😭

its them 🥺🥺🥺🥺

pls reblog for sample size etc

I make occasional useless polls :)

How can some people hate Superman I don't understand. like sorry for being so kind and caring and smart and hot and having perfect huge tits wow can I please bury my face in there... I'm sorry what was I saying

when will he return from the war

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

Ma Kent is so important and I (and Clark) love her

not to treat STAS like the definitive version of superman but there is an episode taking place in his teen years when his powers are still developing and Star Wars showing at a theatre is passively mentioned bc it’s the 1990s, and maybe it’s an inconsequential detail but I’m autistic so I’ll take that to mean that real life pop culture does exist in the DCU to some capacity, especially in the 1990’s when sci-fi blockbusters were all the rage,

which means Clark very likely grew up with/around other sci-fi things like Star Trek, Alien, The Thing, Independence Day, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Mars Attacks (not to mention the basic earth history of famous UFO sightings and crashes and conspiracies, like Roswell or Bush shaking hands with a gray man, given how close the decades were), Coneheads, 3rd Rock From The Sun ….

and everything else that either depicts aliens as mindless invaders who prey on the meek small towns and cities of earth or peaceful comedic idiots who poorly assimilate, which then means that Clark only had all of this to exclusively influence his personal idea of aliens and the unexplored cosmos and how the government typically responds to unknown forces..all before being hit with the truth about where he came from.

I can’t form my exact point here but like I think it’s formed already maybe

World Finest DILFs, and you can’t deny it.

I like to imagine Bruce hates guns. i dont think its like "flashback/panic attack" level considering he lives in gothams and he probably hears/sees guns every night and he probably trained himself to not flinch at them.

But i think he hates them. its why he never talks about Alfred willingness to kill, because that would mean acknowledging that there are guns hidden in his house. he and Kate have arguments about it every month. He refuses to let Jason into the cave unless he leaves his guns outside.

And none of the kids figure it out for years until one day, Bruce is sick and sleep deprived and walks in on the kids watching an action movie. theres a gunshot and Bruce just screams. he's too sick to think straight, he's too busy being teleported back to being 8 years old with blood on his suit. he' sceaming and crying and all of his kids are panicking because wtf-whats-wrong-with-him??!?!?

Alfred comes rushing in and whispers "Master Bruce, it's alright. Come back to me, dear boy. You are in the manor. You are fourty years old. You are alright. Open your eyes, it is not dark, you are not in the alley."

All the kids silently watch as their dad, the strong brave batman, sobs in Alfred's arms, begging, "Alfred, I want mom and dad. Please, you have to help them. They're bleeding, Alf. Make it stop."