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Hi and welcome back to me procrastinating on doing the pt. 2 for a headcannon series but being able to write on the spot a whole imagines scenario about swings cause I got in the feels.
No like literally it’s titled: Man idk, I like the swings alright in my drafts
Anyways, as always it’s a gender neutral reader and it’s your favorite character or whoever you think would fit in this imagine
The Swings
“You know, I still visit there sometimes”
“Where? The swings?”
“Yeah, when my sibling used to go to school here whenever I had the chance I used stop by and reminisce”
“Why?”
“Well, because it reminded me of our childhood days when we were all together, having fun”
“Kids being so crafty and smart and responsible yet still so childish and silly?”
“Exactly that, I miss those days”
“Well what do you do now that your sibling no longer goes here?”
“I go to the park when I can and swing and remember “
“But why?”
“Why what?”
“Why do you still go to the swings?”
“I never did want to grow up, I always wanted to stay in those perfect childhood times where I wasn’t alone.”
“So what does that have to do with now?”
“I go to the swings so I can continue living there for as long as possible even if it’s just in my head and memories.”
“You know, sometimes it’s good to move on. I miss those days too but I don’t hold onto it with the swings”
“Well everyone is different, you wanted to grow up, I never did but we’re both still here chugging along”
“It seems so”
“Yeah….”
“Yeah…. Hey”
“Hm?”
“Would you like to go to the swings with me like old times?”
“…… I would love that”
#imagines#gn reader#gn!reader#gender neutral reader#any character#gn reader insert#x character#reader x character#headcannons#gn x character#male x character#ftm x character#mtf x character#nb x character#ftm reader#mtf reader#nb reader#male reader#fem reader
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Imagines
No specific characters, fandoms or anything just scenarios
Your fave in a dress (smut)
I hate you!
The swings
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Apparently I have another imagine in the bag, this time fluffy!
As always, it’s a gender neutral reader and it’s your favorite character or whoever you think would fit in this imagine
“I HATE YOU!“
“I love you too sweet heart~”
You turned to glare at the person that’s supposed to be your spouse, “I can’t believe you would do something like this!”
They just grinned in return, face even brighter than before at the sight of your anger, “It was easy you know, with all the connections and friends I have,”
Growing hot in the face you opened your mouth once again, “I’m going to kill you! YOU TWAT YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THIS!!!”
But instead of worrying for their life with the threat just screamed at them, your spouse just laughed and brought you into a hug cuddling you lightly and allowing you to squeeze them as tight as you could, “I do this because I love you, so don’t worry!”
Hearing those words you started smiling while crying so grateful and happy for being in a relationship with such an amazing person, “ I can’t believe you had all of this done for me! You’re so amazing, I’m not worthy of you beloved!”
Frowning they shook their head denying such claims, “No it’s you who I don’t deserve, the most wonderful person in the world for me.”
Blushing and in a much softer voice you told them, “I love you”
“I love you too”
“Now let’s head to bed so I can cuddle out my happiness aggression on you”
“Sure love”
#imagines#my English teacher read this and loved it#wanted me to post it in our school paper#this took a while cause I was busy and had no internet where I was when I finally got this done#I kindly refused#I also have a headcannon in drafts#I’m just working on part 2 for it#like it has all the graphics and tags#just waiting for the pt 2 inspo#fluff#gn reader#gn!reader#gn reader insert#gender neutral reader#gender neutral y/n#any character#x character
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Hey hey! I have an imagine coming out tomorrow and I have a completed headcannon in the drafts, just working on a part 2. I’m just, not really a writer and I’ve been so busy that I barley even have time to finish my homework. So if anyone is dedicated to my blog (and your probably not neither do you probably care) please don’t be stuff won’t be coming out for a while!
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Adventure Time
Marceline the Vampire Queen
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Marceline the Vanpire Queen
Marceline the Vampire Queen as an older sibling
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Marceline the Vampire as a sibling Headcannons
It’s been a while huh? Doing this one in a rush (aka 1 and a half days) cause this year for Halloween I’m Marceline
* You guys are adoptive siblings
* She found you in one of the places she made her home abandoned and somehow a vampire
* She didn’t know how you turned but she wasn’t gonna be a mom so she took you on as a younger sibling
* Had to make a shit ton of strawberry and tomatoe juice for you to drink since you weren’t able to suck color out of stuff yet and she wasn’t going to have you drink blood
* Kept you hidden away for a while
* Like she knew Finn, Jake and PB and all the main characters by now but she just never let them know
* Until you grew up to the age of like 4 and started getting adventurous
* Vampires grow at different rates until they settle at a reasonable enough age and can switch between ages at almost will
* So you quickly grew to the age of 4 within a few months with the help of Marceline, only thing was that your speech was lacking
* So as she’s taking you out and about Marceline eventually runs into Finn and Jake who is surprised at seeing her with a child
* Asks her what she’s doing with a kid and she lets them know that you’re her adopted younger sibling
* Que an episode filled with fun shenanigans of silent cute vampire you having fun with Marceline, Finn and Jake in which you end up saying your first words
* And your first words were: “I LIKE YOU LOTS” to Finn when he was leaving after all the excitement
* Keeps you away from Finn for a while after that but uses it as leverage to make you behave
* Eventually they do get to babysit you which makes for another episode with you in which whatever shenanigans you want happened but you were safe and sound by the time Marcy came for you
* And if you think your crush on Finn has gone away it didn’t, you saw him fawning over PB halfway through the day and so you ran away causing the shenanigans
* You get babysat by them often actually after the first time in which you’re a good behaving kid for the most part
* PB got told about you from Finn and Jake but ofc in a kinda confusing way so for a while she thought you were Marceline’s child and was looking for the other parent to torture them
* She eventually finds out the truth and awkwardly but sneakily hides the torture devices she had and gives you a lot of love and candy
* You hated her at first because of your crush on Finn but eventually started to like her
* Also babysits you at times, for numerous reasons such as research and to win Marcy over
* Ice King finds out about you but you absolutely love him
* The best uncle you’ve ever had, he takes great care of you showing the Simeon still inside and is amazing entertainment
* Sometimes you go and seek him out yourself which stresses out Marceline at times when she can’t find you
* Her dad finds out last, and he’s surprisingly chill about it and doesn’t care as long as he doesn’t have to take care of you
* Lowkey tries to use you in order to get Marcy to do what he wants but it ends up getting thwarted by you
* During stakes, you’re insanely protected it’s not even funny
* It helps that you are a quiet child
* Actually whenever she goes, you go
* Unless you ask for someone to babysit you even on dangerous missions and adventures you’re going with Marceline
* She’s overprotective and loves you lots
* Eventually finds out about your life before becoming a vampire and notices the major changes/similarities in your attitude
* Doesn’t change a thing about how she thinks of you
* You’re still her precious younger sibling
* And she’ll do anything for you
#headcannons#gn reader#gn!reader#marceline#marceline vampire queen#finn and jake#adventure time marceline#adventure time finn#adventure time jake#princess bubblegum#ice king#adventure time
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My first smut I’ve ever written and I was mad nervous to post it.
Your fave in a dress
17+ NSFW WRITING!
Why is this Peter Griffin gif the only one I could find in tumblr’s archive rn of a man in a dress?
Thinking about how
You were supposed to be out for the whole day, hanging out with a friend that you haven’t seen in a while leaving your fave alone for the day to do as he pleases.
Sadly a family emergency happened and you guys had to schedule another meet up, so now you’re walking home hours early with some pastries you picked up on the way home.
Unlocking the door you walk into your home, calling out for him but strangely he doesn’t answer, finding it weird how he wasn’t answering after saying he’ll be home all day and probably won’t leave the house you search for him.
And that’s when it happens
You catch your fave in dress that you didn’t know he had, wearing a wig that you didn’t even know existed in the house jacking off with your underwear in hand
You don’t walk in, no you watch him jack off against the wall in his room moaning and groaning. Crying out about how much you’ll hate him and be disgusted by this if you only knew, how he’s so sorry that he’s such a disgusting vermin but he can’t help it, how much he wants you bro take him and let him be your pretty pet. He keeps going until he orgasms, slightly twitching and sliding down the wall to rest on his knees looking all pretty and shiny.
Only then do you come into the room a wide smile on your face as he looks up in shock and embarrassment that you caught him, thinking that you’ll break up with him and expose his dirty little secret. I disgusting vermin just like he was moaning out.
Quietly you walk in with no expression on your face, circling him before just standing in front of him, he can’t read you but he’s expecting the worse. Instead of facing you he lowers his head to the ground and waits, waits for the heckling, the threats, the hurtful words, the screams to get out.
Except, you don’t?
No, you’re walking away, he feels even worse now! You’re so disgusted in him that you won’t even talk to him or say anything! Your just gonna walk away and leave him! With these thoughts in mind tears started to water up in his eyes, how disgusting could he be!
But then he hears the creak of the bed and he raises his head up slightly to see what’s happening only to see that you’re slipping off your bottoms and underwear making him confused. What are you doing? What type of cruel punishment is this? What is gonna happen? All of his thinking was shut down though with you saying, “You know you didn’t have to hide this from me right? We could’ve had so much fun!”
Hearing that not only what he expected didn’t happen but that you were into this made his cock twitch back to life, but also the tears that were in his eyes to spill out in joy instead of fear and sadness. You didn’t hate him! You did love him, he wasn’t disgusting!
Smiling softly you motion for him to come closer, “Come here pretty boy don’t cry, you’ll get your cute dress all messed up.” He crawls over to you placing his head on your lap as you pat his head comforting him, “Why don’t we go out and buy you some more pretty dresses to wear tomorrow huh? You’d look so beautiful.” He nodded not trusting any proper sound to leave him and so over joyed that you loved him.
Seeing this your smile turned into a wicked smirk, “Now why don’t you put that pretty mouth to use again and come devour my little treat for you? I’m all ready after that little show you put on earlier, and tonight is gonna be a long night.”
#imagines#idk what I’m writing#it came with the wind#headcannons#gn reader#gn!reader#nsfw#male character#any character#dom reader#sub character#smut#x reader smut#x character#x character smut#gn reader insert
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OHSHC Host club cooking and baking Headcannons
Aka how good they bake and cook
Haruhi
* Haruhi is average at both cooking and baking
* Since she has to make stuff to insure that she and her father aren’t starving
* Also because her father doesn’t cook
* Really extensive knowledge though on all sorts of dishes
* Her father also did say in the anime that she was cooking and taking on the housework from very young
* On top of that Haruhi made hotpot when the host club randomly barged in on het and they liked it
* also even though the vist was a surprise she wasn’t nervous in making anything and just went to the grocery store so safe to says she good at making stuff and it’s edible
Kyouya
* Kyoya is in between average and master,
* He tried to pick it up in order to impress his dad in something his brothers couldn’t do and was better than his sister
* He did so well he actually did get a bit of congratulations but ended up having to teach his sister on how to bake and cook so not so much a nice thing but he did get attention for a bit
* Also because he was able to teach her and his sister became really good at being a wife I’d say he’s really good at it
Honey
* It would be a lie to say he’s not amazing af at baking
* He’s dogshit at cooking anything that wouldn’t include sweets mostly though
* Truly it’s because he has no interest in them so he never cared or cares to learn
* Like if it’s pancakes and such he can cook them amazingly but frying an egg, not so well
* If he was invested in it he’d be amazing in the food world
* Is somehow good at making chocolate from scratch along with syrup, honey and even sugar?
* Man likes his sweets lmao
Mori
* On the other hand as Mori came from a long line of butlers he is very good at both
* Actually a master and is amazing af at it
* Like sir? I’d cook for you but I think my food would pale in comparison to what you eat and can make
* He can make and do anything
* Like Honey being able to make syrup and stuff, Mori can do the same and better
* Sebastian Michael has competition
* There isn’t much to say here he’s too amazing
Kaoru
* Does baking as a hobby
* So he’s decently good at it but can still mess up at times
* He likes it, it’s fun to him and he enjoys it though
* Let’s him do commoner stuff without being weird
* And also makes him normal and not some weird creepy twin
* Finds it relaxing and a way to get Hikaru to go away as he doesn’t like cooking and baking
Hikaru
* For Hikaru he doesn’t like baking and such
* His brother does it so why should he? It’s his brother’s thing and twins should be able to do separate things right?
* He just has no talent in the kitchen don’t let him near one or else the whole place is on fire
* But before even trying he found cooking and baking unnecessary as they have people to do it for them so why should he have to learn it
* Prefers video games and more exciting things
* Renge is better than him
* Has been banned from the Home EC Room for a prank he’s done and not fit cooking
* Like literally has it taken off of his schedule and he can’t pick it ever not that he wants to
* When it’s found out how bad his cooking and baking is the teachers were relieved
* One of the very few classes both twins don’t take together
* Doesn’t care much, more time for pranks and video games!
Tamaki
* dogshit don’t let him close to the stove
* It’s a good thing Haruhi knows how to cook and that he’s rich or else they were fucked
* Has poisoned the host club with his food and has since been banned from entering the kitchen
* Is also checked daily to make sure he hasn’t made anything
* Worse part is, the food actually looks good
* Renge is better than him but he’s better than Hikaru
* Has been banned from the Home EC Room also
* Like literally has it taken off of his schedule and he can’t pick it either like Hikaru
* Very sad over it
* Plays it to the girls he hosts as a curse or finds some thing around it in order to bring more customers so there’s that
* “I can’t cook for myself, so how would I survive without the cooking of my lovely maiden?”
Thanks a lot for reading! Ik I’ve been very non active for a while, but life is life ya know what I mean?
I have a couple more headcannons coming soon, but they’re all in the idea phases and I get writers burnout easily since writing isn’t my fave thing
But I’ll try to get them in quick, thanks again for reading!
#headcannons#ohshc#ohshc headcanons#ouran high school host club#haruhi#ohshc haruhi#ohshc tamaki#ohshc kyoya#ohshc mori#ohshc honey#ohshc hikaru#ohshc kaoru#mitsukuni haninozuka#morinozuka takashi#takashi morinozuka#haninozuka mitsukuni#ouran honey#ouran host club#ouran high school host club headcannons
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Nahoya Kawata
Nahoya Katawa / Smiley Kawata Bday Headcannons
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Promise I’m working, I have 4 gardening Headcannons in the work and a cooking Headcannon that I might also expand on for other fandoms. I’m just studying for some exams rn!
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Nahoya Kawata / Smiley Katawa Bday Headcannons
Happy birthday father Rome! Here’s some birthday Headcannons with your boi Smiley!
* Now that you guys were in your late teens and almost adults Smiley started getting crazily busy gang fighting and trying out new ramen recipes for his future shop to remember your birthday
* He even left out mad early in the morning for some “gang shits” leaving you alone for the whole day
* In his place angry comforted you
* But that was only for a bit before he had to go also leaving you all alone on your birthday!
* Still though you didn’t do much in hopes that he’ll come celebrate it with you
* Even if it was just something simple
* So you spent your day sad and gave up on him coming to celebrate and went to bed
* An hour in though there was hard pounding at your door
* And you know it could only be Smiley or the cops because who else had no decency to ring your doorbell a bit and wait?
* Angry at him for not showing up you stormed down and opened up the door to slap him or something
* Only for him to duck and dodge your hits and grab your midsection throwing you on his motorcycle, jumped on quick and started driving knowing you too well
* For your own safety you don’t struggle but you do give him attitude and the silent treatment
* Luckily you didn’t change into pajamas or else the outfit would’ve been embarrassing
* Until he takes you to a dark and abandoned place
* And you bet he heard your voice
* Because ain’t no way was you going into that spooky place willingly
* So over his shoulder you went while kicking, punching and yelling at him
* Eventually he sets you down and flicks on the lights
* Where all of toman and any other close associates of yours shouted out a loud “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!”
* You stood there in shock for a couple of seconds and then a smile broke out on your face in excitement and you exclaimed
* “Thank you everyone lets partyyyyyy!”
* The night was a night to remember creating a bunch of funny and embarrassing stories to tell in the future at reunions and hangouts
* Even though the day went how it went, the surprise party definitely made up for it
* It warned your heart when you realized that all those times Nahoya was scurrying off was to set this up for you and you felt so loved
* So you enjoyed the party to the fullest, getting drunk as you were the birthday person and deserved it!
* As the party ended you were slumped in a chair leaning on a table falling in and out of consciousness
* While everyone else was discussing who would take the cake and gifts joke for the night/early morning to bring to you tomorrow as Smiley only had so much space in his motorcycle
* Smiley came over and carried you princess style to his motor once it was agreed upon that the job would be split up by Angry, Mitsuya and Draken despite Baji and Mikey’s arguments to help
* (Chifuyu wanted to help too but it was shot down as he lived near Baji and that meant Baji had access to the presents and/or cake and no one trusted him which he took major offense to)
* So Smiley took you home on his motorcycle, the cold breeze on your face slapping you awake and sobering you up a bit
* Once reaching your home you dragged Smiley in saying that despite the party he still owes you some compensation cuddles
* Chuckling Smiley agreed and gave you a peck on the cheek while he hugged you from the behind
* After a while when he saw you weren’t falling back to sleep he whispered
* “Sorry for practically abandoning you on your special day, but it was worth it to see you smile right now and be surrounded by those you love happily”
* You smiled also while bonking him softly on the head
* “What are you whispering for doofus? We’re alone! But thank you for setting up such an amazing party. I love you so much!”
* Smiling back with a softer smile than usual Smiley gave you a big kiss and whispered back
* “If I try to speak right now I’d wake up the whole neighborhood with how much I love you, so I have to whisper it. I love you a lot too ya nerd, now sleep cause you’ll have one hell of a hangover later!”
* Groaning you went back to sleep cuddling more into Nahoya while he also pulled you in closer, both falling asleep happily
Happy birthday father Roma! Thanks for everything you’ve done whether it was for me or for others, we appreciate you a lot!
@reallyromealone @rome-alone
To everyone else, yeah it’s been a while life has been insane that I can only do incorrect quotes and I don’t have time to really sit down and write anything (this was done in my few spare moments) but as I said! I have been working! So I hope you enjoyed the headcannons!
#headcannons#gn reader#gn!reader#tokyo revengers#nahoya kawata#smiley#smiley kawata#tokyo revengers nahoya#nahoya x y/n#nahoya x reader#nahoya x you#nahoya fluff#smiley x reader
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Editing my shit to make them take up less space on dash
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Hc that Shinichiro would always ask Baji how his days are going and what's on his mind and one day Baji came out with this (which utterly bewildered Shin)
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