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haz-drarry · 4 years
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sirius : i would make a gay joke, but, i’m already here
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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James knocking on sirius’ door : Sirius, hurry up!!! We need to go, come out!
sirius : i’m gay
james : i know bro
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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Kazoo Time
astoria : ugh what time is it
pansy : not sure, hey pass me that kazoo
*pansy plays kazoo*
draco : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM
pansy : it’s 2 am
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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hufflepuff : sly, i think we should go
slytherin : your right but before we do let’s light the gryffindor common room on fire
hufflepuff : nO-
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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after time travelling to young tom riddle
hermione : harry grab riddle and put him in that cupboard
harry : right, putting tom in the cupboard, cupboard, tom, tom, cupboard
tom : how dare you i-
harry : right in you go
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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hermione : okay harry repeat the plan
harry : i’ll go over to pansy and dra-
pansy bringing in draco on a portable throne with blaise and theo : DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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harry : please don’t make this worse
tom : *picks up his knives, guns and katana* define worse
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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tom : this is persecution, why can’t you leave me alone what did i ever do to you?
harry : you tried to kill me and destroy most of this planets population
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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sirius : we’re having a baby
harry : that’s great i-
remus : *slams down adoption papers*
sirius : you need to sign here
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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hufflepuff : *brings ravenclaw some insects*
ravenclaw : why would you bring me insects
hufflepuff : everyone loves insects
ravenclaw : i dont
hufflepuff : they’re fascinating
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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*after hufflepuff gets attacked*
slytherin : can you at least tell me what the guy looked like?
hufflepuff : not very nice or friendly, maybe they need a cookie
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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luna : *shivers* i’m cold
ginny : here take my jacket
*a few moments later*
harry : dray i’m cold
draco : well damn harry i cant control the weather
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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draco : i’m sorry i made fun of you infront of everyone
harry : .......
draco : and for making fun of you behind your back
harry : i didn’t know that but-
draco : and for making fun of you at my book club, pansy heard it three times that wasn’t fair on you or her
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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hufflepuff : we’re gonna need a christmas miracle!
hufflepuff : *throws glitter*
slytherin : you carry glitter in your pocket....
hufflepuff : i used to carry butterflies but.......*cries*
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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draco : i don’t even know why i’m trying to help you i hate you
harry : ...
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haz-drarry · 4 years
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tom talking about dumbledore : i tried to be a decent human being for once and he FUCKING RUINED IT
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