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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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remember?

a pent-up post after a long break. i'm back :)

for @ko-tsumii <3

it's been a month since you two broke up. not alots changed since then. the trees continued to blossom as the wind continued to blow, the way nature always worked. but when toru oikawa parted ways with you, it seemed as if the entire world had stopped spinning.

the moment his calloused hands slammed the door the final time, that's when you knew; he was really gone. yet, a small part of you hoped maybe, just maybe he would be waiting right outside the door. waiting for you to open the door to find him leaning on the porch fence, waiting for you to fall into his arms- like you always did.

you weakly stumbled to the door, shutting your eyes in hopes of living in sense of mystery for just a few moments more. the rusty squeak of the doorknob sent unpleasant shivers down your spine, as the burdensome door swung open.

no one.

he's really gone.

for good.

it's been a month since you last spoke to oikawa, much less heard of him. you didn't want to hear of him or how well he seems to be doing. how much happier he seems in the paparazzi shots, how much more he seems to be smiling. maybe he truly was better off without you.

you've managed to dispose of his belongings, by leaving them in a worn-down cardboard box by his doorstep- the same cardboard box that was hiding a small kitten that oikawa got for the two of you to raise. his house lights were on, despite the fact that it was 1 am in the night. it was an impulsive move from your side, to deliver his belongings in the midst of the night. however, it needed to be done.

you could hear laughter and inaudible chatter from the inside.

a party? a gathering? or possibly a date?

you didn't want to know.

the next morning, the box was gone. he didn't bother to respond to your brief letter describing the contents of the box and a query on how he's doing. how silly of myself, you thought, wishing to have burnt the box of his belongings alongside the pitiful letter you wrote.

it's been a week since you've filled the toru-shaped hole in your heart. every single stupid pixelated photo had been permanently erased from not only your camera roll, but from your memory. the sounds of his laughter didn't seem to play on replay anymore, in fact- you've forgotten the sound of his voice.

in the most peculiar way,

it made you grin.

knowing that he's really gone.

maybe your finally learning to become happy again, like how he seems to be. maybe your finally returning back to your previous-self, the one that used to smile without toru. maybe your finally moving on from-

knock, knock, knock

a feeling of dread developing in the pits of your stomach, eating away at the feelings of euphoria you were experiencing prior the unanticipated knocks. you weren't expecting anyone, were you?

an concerned meow emerged from the couch, trotting next to your feet obediently.

"buttercup, don't worry" you softly whispered, twisting the doorknob, "it's probably some delive-"

your eyes involuntarily widened, as the feline approached the slender man, rubbing against his leg.

"y/n, it's certainly been a while, hasn't it?"

your almost speechless.

pathetic, you thought.

"toru?" you mutter, furrowing your brows, "why- what brings you here?"

"i think i've left some of my belongings here, do you mind?"

you reluctantly nod as he steps over the threshold. despite his award-winning smile, you still manage to identify the dark circles consuming his eyes. he smells faintly of rum and insomnia, as well as the unforgettable scents of his notorious cologne. the previous twinkle in his eye had faded into a mere blink.

he bobbed down to attend to the consistent meows of the kitten, softly scratching her furry head.

"buttercup, my precious girl" your heart instinctively ached at the sound of the nickname, "how are you princess?"

it's almost like he was doing it on purpose. his slender fingers wondered towards your tv stand, his chocolate eyes almost searching for the old photos you used to keep there. he tapped on the snow globe you had on the corner.

shit, you forgot that was even there.

"you remember the aquarium day?" his eyes softened, grinning as the miniature flakes slowly traveled around the penguin family inside the glass globe, "heh, i still remember your face when you saw the shark- it was priceless"

he turned to you waiting for an response, only to find your eyes wandering the floor with your arms crossed; not even a slight smirk on your face. the soft smile on his face slowly fades as he shakes the globe for a final time.

his eyes search the room as he springs up from the floor, "you've certainly changed things around here"

"yeah, changes tend to happen after people leave oikawa" you hiss, taking a seat on the leather couch.

his heart burns at the sound of that name. that name was reserved for strangers, for his teammates, for the public; never for you.

his eyes finally found it; the one photo that you two managed to impulsively glue under one of your shelves after a drunken night out ice skating. a part of him almost knew you wouldn't get rid of it.

you follow his eyes to find the miniature photograph of the two of you ice-skating in the snow; shit, how does he keep finding these things?

"i remember you could barely stand on your own two feet, even after we got off the ice. then you ended up puking on that worker so we got kicked out" he chuckled, scratching at the edges of the picture until it fell into his soft hands. you couldn't help but smile as you reminisced on those fond memories.

toru took a seat next to you, tracing his slender fingers across the blurry faces in the photo. he glanced over to you, only to find you smiling with teary eyes.

"hey, no-" toru muttered, scooching closer towards you as his arms wrapped around you. you recoiled instantly, pushing his loving arms away from you. you bounced up from the couch, walking aimlessly into the kitchen as oikawa instinctively followed. the back of your palms covered your eyes as you leaned over the counter, suppressing any tears that were aching to pour down.

his arm reached out to you once again, this time you finally had a response.

"why did you come here, oikawa? you certainly haven't collected any belongings, you've only managed to bring up the past" a familiar lump developed in your throat as a singular tear fell from your left eye, "i was finally getting better, why did you have to come back!?'

"because i can't do it without you anymore"

you scoffed, wiping your face; you could feel your cheeks becoming hot and rosy.

"that's why you came? because you needed me to make yourself feel better?"

"no, ugh-" he frowned, pinching his corneas before turning to you and grabbing your face. it's been a while since you've been this close to him, you can't tell if you resent it or immensely miss it.

"i can't stop thinking about you. ever since the day i left, i couldn't stop thinking about you, and even buttercup" he chuckled as your vision blurred with hot, salty tears.

god, fuck. why did he have to say that? why did he have to make you remember?

"every single fucking day i wasn't with you, i was thinking about you. no one could ever replace you, or distract me from you" you were silently crying, looking into his reddening eyes.

"i love you" he muttered softly, wiping your tears with his thumb as his own tears stained his ever-so-perfect face, "i never stopped loving you, y'n"

a moment of silence commences. you absorb the information he had just told you. only to realize, you never really let go of him.

you slowly leaned in closer, doubting for a second if you were making the right decision.

his soft lips found yours after a month of wandering aimlessly. your lips began to feel like home again, as he silently cupped your cheeks to pull you in even closer. he tasted the same way he did when you first kissed him under the blossoming trees in spring.

maybe, you had never truly let go of toru oikawa. maybe the memories were held in a tiny snow globe in the back of your brain, waiting to be shaken again after a month of stasis.

maybe all this time,

you just needed to remember again.

#oikawa x reader #oikawa angst #oikawa fluff #oikawa headcanons #oikawa smut #oikawa drabble #oikawa toru #haiykuu

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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currently; screaming

akaashi - jealousy

🔞 explicit, nsfw

an. he jus want to be ur only pretti boy 🥺

*

you tell him he’s pretty every day.

at first he doesn’t take it to heart, but now it’s grown to be a part of him.

he’ll be your pretty boy.

so long as you don’t look at anyone else.

*

“keiji! you’re so pretty today,” you burst into a bright grin, leaping into his arms.

“and you as well.” he gently smiles and catches you.

he takes over your bag and holds your hand, gazing at you patiently as you excitedly ramble on about your day.

it seems to be a blink of an eye until you arrive at your class, time flying by without you noticing.

“keiji…” you hug him, not wanting to let him go.

he doesn’t rush you, returning the hug and holding you close.

his scent is intoxicating, a blend of fresh linen and pine. you wish time could be prolonged, static save for the two of you.

after a long moment you finally let him go, a small pout on your lips, “I’ll miss you pretty boy. a lot a lot a lot. I love you so so much.”

you peck him on the cheek and turn to leave, but he grabs you back and reels you in for a deeper kiss.

his lips are soft as they press into you, tongue meeting yours for only a brief moment before pulling away.

he hands you your bag, an evocative smile in his eyes.

“don’t forget this.”

there seems to be a double entendre in his words and it makes your heart flutter.

you give him a small smile and turn around before his dark cobalt eyes draw you back again.

*

you’re waiting for him outside the cafeteria, sitting with a friend.

you idly chat with her, laughing at her stories until she suddenly takes interest in a group of boys across the street.

“look look look!!” she points at the redhead, “god isn’t he so cute?!”

you don’t notice when your boyfriend arrives beside you. you follow her hand and entertain her, “oh my gosh yes! such a pretty boy.”

he hears, a slight irritation showing up on his face before he suppresses it and replaces it with a smile.

…“such a pretty boy” huh.

*

“who’s your pretty boy?” he asks, cock hitting deep as his hips slap tightly against you.

“keiji…you…o-only you—“ you pant, clutching onto the bedsheet desperately.

he hums, “really now? what about suna? is he not pretty?”

you whimper, body quivering from the stimulation, “h-he is…but you’re prettier…the p-prettiest…”

you squeal as he rams hard into you, eyes rolling back into your head.

one of his hands reaches to caress your neck, the other holding your hips to him.

“prettiest? no, that’s not it. look at me dear,” he grabs your chin and forces you to look him in the eyes, “I don’t care about being the prettiest. I need to be the only one you look at. understand?”

you nod, eyes misty as if bullied.

it sparks a strange urge in him.

to make you cry louder. beg harder.

…wreck you.

his hands grasp your neck a little tighter as his cock pounds relentlessly into you.

“keiji—too rough…t-too rough…gonna cum…gonna cum!!” you choke on your words, helplessly whining.

with a shudder your body tenses and a liquid squirts out all over him.

he thrusts into you slowly, kissing you as you shake under his arms.

“k-keiji…I…I’m sorry…” you cry, embarrassed from making a mess on him.

“it’s alright, no need to apologize,” he wears a gentle smile, as if he wasn’t the one fucking your brains out two seconds ago.

you hiccup and hug his neck, “k-keiji you’re the only pretty boy I care about, the o-only one I would die for, I love you more than anything else in the entire world.”

his heart melts a little.

he dotingly gazes down at you, “yes, I understand. but dear, save your sweet words for me later. right now all I can think about is fucking you until you can’t speak.”

*

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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omfgggg TSUMI'S DONE IT AGAIN!!! YALL-

tsukishima - thinking about you

🔞 explicit, nsfw

an. ever wonder what goes on in his head?

🥰 for my beloved @haikyuu-boys-headcanons

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his hands slowly stroke up his cock.

he’s not usually a fan of masturbation.

he finds it boring, awkward, and a bit pointless frankly.

but now that’s changed a little.

he has a subject for his fantasies.

you.

he can’t stop thinking about the soft way you mewl his name, the high pitched cries you make when he hits the spot, the tears streaming down your face when he teases you a little bit too much.

you’re kind of a walking sex doll, and he means that in a good way.

the kind he wants to fuck whenever he sees, press down into a bed and make out with until you don’t know how to breathe without him anymore.

he didn’t even know he had such a high sex drive. constantly filled with thoughts about ravishing you, ruining your little hole, taking utter control over your body and mind — it almost scares him how unfamiliarly fervid he’s become.

he never cared much about sex, and he still doesn’t.

physical pleasure is nothing but a dull fulfillment unless it’s with you.

yet you are his aphrodisiac.

merely seeing your cute little body makes him go insane with need.

he wants to see you whine for him. begging desperately for his cock, legs spread like a slut.

he wants to be deep inside you, feel you pulse around him, shaking from the pleasure he’s giving you, words messily spilling from your lips.

want you to be just as famished for him as he is for you, whimpering for more until you can’t take it.

want your little hole to tighten around him, thighs twitching, sobs building up into a sharp scream as he fills you up—

he stares at the milky liquid coating his hands. a sigh escapes him.

clean ups are much less fun to think about.

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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I LOVE THIS SM <3333

tsukishima - aftercare

an. 10/10 boyfriend material, strongly recommend

❤️ for my wifey who’s in desperate need of a good cuddling @haikyuu-boys-headcanons

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“kei…” you hazily reach for his arms.

“mhm?” he brings you into his lap, gently brushing your hair behind your ear.

“nmmnnn…” you tiredly rest your head on his chest.

he doesn’t say anything, quietly stroking your back.

“go to sleep,” he says softly.

you nod as your mind slowly shuts down, drifting into slumber.

*

you awake to a field view of his naked chest.

you crawl up to kiss him on the cheek, until a throbbing ache in your abdomen hits you.

“kei…” you cry, curling up to him.

“hm?” he’s awakened by your voice, sleepily answering with a hum.

“it hurts…” you sniffle, nuzzling against his neck.

“what does?” his eyes open, a little confused.

you don’t answer, quietly sobbing on top of him.

“what’s wrong baby?” he asks, voice raspy from waking up.

he doesn’t usually call you that, and right now it’s only pushing you to cry harder.

“here…it hurts…” you meekly whine, guiding his hand to your abdomen. his palm is warm against your skin.

“oh…” he exhales a deep breath, “did I hit too deep last night? I’m sorry, I should’ve watched myself.”

you nod into his shoulder, lashes wet with tears.

“want a heating pad? I’ll go grab it for you,” he sits up but you pull him back, shaking your head.

“mm?”

“stay like this…your hands are warm…” you bring his hands back down, covering them with your own. “I’ll be okay, just stay like this a little longer…”

he sighs. “alright, but if you want something let me know.”

“mmhm…” you kiss him, only to wince when you stretch your body.

he worriedly lays a hand over your back.

“I’ll be fine,” you collapse weakly over him.

you don’t look fine at all.

he frowns, getting up.

you look up at him with begging puppy eyes, tugging at his finger, “don’t go…”

“I know, I know, I’ll be right back,” he leaves you a comforting kiss on the forehead and heads out the room.

soon he returns with a glass of water and a pill, only to find you curled up on yourself softly sobbing.

“gosh don’t cry, I left for two seconds,” he feels a tug in his heart, setting aside the glass and pulling you into his arms.

you wipe away your tears and lay your head on his chest.

“here, take this,” he hands you the painkiller and glass of water.

you scrunch your nose but obediently swallow it down.

his hand brushes through your hair. “wanna stay in bed for a while? I’ll make breakfast after.”

*

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙺𝚈𝚄𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝚂 - 𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝚂

QUICK NOTE!! hi guys!! so here's the cars i think the haikyuu boys would drive if they were in a racing AU

edit; yall tumblr only lets me do 10 images per post rip, i'll make this part 1

𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙸 »

- chevrolet corvette zr1

𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙰 »

- ford shelby gt500 (2020)

𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙷𝙸 »

- ferrari roma

𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙰 »

- apollo IE

𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙰 »

- SCG 003S

#nishinoya #haikyuu racing au #haikyuu racing #sugawara racing au #sugawara hcs #asahi racing au #asahi hcs #daichi racing au #daichi hcs #nishinoya hcs #tanaka racing au #tanaka hcs

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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𝙷𝙰𝙸𝙺𝚈𝚄𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙼𝚂;

quick note;

hi hi hi!! it’s been a while guys! posting some drafts i wrote when i was taking a break <3 this is just how the boys play sims :)

𝙳𝙰𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙸 » plays very... responsibility?? no cheats, (he has no idea how to use them) literally gives them no time for hobbies, he’s focused on their needs to even consider hobbies + he stresses about the bills

𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚆𝙰𝚁𝙰 » spends plenty of time downloading cc and customizing his sims to perfection. even spends hours on end just creating perfect little houses. goes through the 5 stages of grief after one of his sims die

𝙰𝚂𝙰𝙷𝙸 » two words; pure panic. he has so many needs to look after! and has anyone fed the dog?? and has anyone paid the bills for the water?? why is there suddenly a fire every two seconds?!?! deletes the game after an hour of pure stress

𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙰 » downloads whicked-whims out of curiosity. regrets it almost immediately, so he tried to take it out of his game and somehow, he took out the wrong files and now all of his sims only have one leg and green skin

𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚈𝙰 » pulls the tiddy bar in CAS all the way up and you can’t convince me otherwise. besides making super hot girls in CAS, noya just fucks around with all the weird debugs and settings + desperately tries to look under the blankets during woohoo

𝙺𝙰𝙶𝙴𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰 » gets so unbelievably frustrated at his sims, to the point where he just starts yelling at them. “didn’t i just feed you, tanisha? don’t be greedy, YOU GET WHAT YOUR GIVEN!” in some ways, i feel so sorry for his sims

𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙰 » surprisingly, very invested in the game! he’s become a master of all cheats and truly enjoys the mechanical aspect of the game. he even has all the expansion packs and everything!

𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » despises the game. he thinks it’s some sort of sadistic fuel for people with god complexes. refuses to play until you mention you can drown people in the game. who’s the real sadist here, kei?

𝚈𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙶𝚄𝙲𝙷𝙸 » downloads so many mods and cc until his laptop is literally about to explode. likes to explore the hidden secrets of the game (plant-sims, rabbit holes, ect...)

𝙾𝙸𝙺𝙰𝚆𝙰 » makes a mini-sim version of himself and uses cheats throughout the entire game. no one is going to ruin a mini pixel fantasy of himself, not even the cheap ass grill that manages to set everyone on fire every two seconds

𝙸𝚆𝙰𝚉𝚄𝙼𝙸 » religiously does not believe in cheats. he would casually brag to everyone that he managed to finish 3 aspirations on one sim with no cheats but disregards the fact that all his sims are broke and starving 90% of the time

𝙼𝙰𝚃𝚃𝚂𝚄𝙽 » non-committal to all of his households. starts a new one every hour and gets bored of it within the first 5 minutes. he lowkey feels bad for the sims that he’s abandoned and checks up on them once in a while so he won’t feel guilty for leaving them

𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙸 » “so... how do you win?” “you can’t really win, it’s a-” “then WHY ARE WE PLAYING??” the whole concept confuses him, he just ends up speeding up time the entire game until suddenly all his sims are dead. he has the audacity to be shocked

𝙺𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙼𝙸 » the type to get the “cats & dogs” pack and only focus on the animal. like he’ll forget to feed his sim but gets a panic attack every time he can’t find his cat

𝙺𝚈𝙾𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙸 » no.

𝙺𝚄𝚁𝙾𝙾 » success is his main priority in this game. he’ll make his sims as rich as possible and even make his sims work endless hours using the “no sleep” mod! also won’t let them take showers or eat until their work is done! it’s a little worrying!!

𝙺𝙴𝙽𝙼𝙰 » tries to finish the 100 baby challenge like 10 times but always fails miserably. even uses cheats and still manages to fuck up?? calls the game a waste of money on reddit and starts a hate page

𝙻𝙴𝚅 » tries to always create the most picture-perfect white-picket fence family but something always manages to get in the way. whether it be an unaccounted grill fire or the baby getting taken away, he always ends up on the verge of crying and starting a new save

𝙱𝙾𝙺𝚄𝚃𝙾 » always wants the biggest and most expansive family there is. would get mccommand center just so he could fit his family of 47 into one 20 x 20 lot. not to mention, he always has like 8 other apps running in the background so unsurprisingly, he has alot of random burns from his explosive laptop

𝙰𝙺𝙰𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙸 » the most perfect way you could play the sims, probably the way the creators intended. goes from rags to riches using no cheats, no sudden deaths and no negative moodlets. hmm... a little too perfectly played, wouldn’t you say?

𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰 » refuses to play because of the conspiracies he read about on reddit. he genuinely thinks the sims is just a warning from the government that we’re all in a simulation and that there’s reptiles controlling all of us until we all jus- you know what, no more reddit for you konaha

𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙰 » total dumbass. wouldn’t be surprised if all of his sims just died as soon as he loaded up the game. wouldn’t even bother with cc or cas, he would just play either with the premade sims or just randomize everything.

𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙾𝚄 » utter chaos. primarily drug mods, constantly developing and making bank from his drug businesses. would have half his sims take an entire bottle of MDMA and then wonder why they died?? like yes tendou, sims (just like you!) can overdose!! shocker, isn’t it?

𝚂𝙴𝙼𝙸 » strives on his house-building and designing skills. like this mf can speed-build mansions but he can’t figure out how to download cc. doesn’t even actually play the sims, just designs houses and then dips

𝙶𝙾𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙺𝙸 » very attentive to their needs bar. like the second his sim’s bladder bar goes down, he’s rage-clicking on the toilet + “hurry sylvia, piss! i don’t want a repeat of last time!!”

𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚄𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙼𝙰 » downloads the hoe-it up mod as a joke and then continues to become very invested in his strips clubs! the downtown fountain club isn’t doing too well? it’s okay, he’ll just make jessica do 30 lap dances until she gets her 1 minute break to eat, piss, shower and sleep!

𝚂𝙰𝙺𝚄𝚂𝙰 » takes the game a little uh... too seriously? will literally get out pen and paper to calculate his expenses, taxes and his water bill. + “no margret, you can’t shower today because then we won’t have enough money to pay the electric bill” poor margret.

𝙾𝚂𝙰𝙼𝚄 » finds out what cc is, spends 3 days just downloading cc and then continues to play non-stop for a whole week. then, he won’t touch the game for another 6 months until he remembers about it again. rise and repeat, like a true simmer

𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙼𝚄 » loves making drama! he’ll create marriages just to destroy them, make all the spouses cheat on each other and then kidnap their children for ransom until the parents go crazy and kill themselves. a true menace to society

𝚂𝚄𝙽𝙰 » would burn down his house making grilled cheese and would never play again

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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PLS YOUR EMBARRASSING SEX MOMENTS HC HAD ME PISSING MYSELF AT 2 AM 😭😭😭😭

THIS IS SO LATE LMAO SORRY

I WANNA WRITE MORE FUNNT SHIT LIKE THAT

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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....

cece is back?

THIS BLOG IS SO DEAD LMAO SORRY YALL

I KEEP FORGETTING

#back from the dead?#sort of?#IS ANYONE HERE #hello #beeeo #beep #pussy

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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Hiiii!! Is it possible that you could say the order of the guys for the embarrassing sex moments? All i see are little squares instead of names and i am dying to know who did what xD pretty please???? Thanks!!!

YESSS! i’m so sorry about this guys, i didn’t realise some fonts didn’t come thru :/

daichi

sugawara

asahi

tanaka

nishinoya

kageyama

hinata

tsukishima

yamaguchi

oikawa

iwazumi

mattsun

hanamaki

kunimi

kyotani

kuro

kenma

lev

boukto

akashi

kohona

ushijima

tendou

semi

goshiki

terushima

sakusa

osamu

atsumu

suna

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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YALL I WAS GOING THROUGH MY COMMENTS ON SOME POSTS AND I’D LIKE TO ANSWER TWO IN PARTICULAR;

(this is on the embarrassing sex moments btw)

“is the kenma one a reference to the inbetweeners?” ; YES AND I’M SO GLAD ONE PERSON GOT IT

“WHERE DO U COME UP WITH THESE, HAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS?” ; ... two of them happened to me. I WILL NOT NAME THEM BUT THE REST WERE PURELY OUT OF EXPERIENCES THAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDS OR JUST RANDOM

#the sex post is my most liked post #i'm glad i made people laugh :)#the HYMEN ONE #pls i know how anatomy works #i meant like #atsumu didn't know that women's coochies weren't instantly ready for dick??#like the first time is gonna hurt #sometimes #bc ur hymen is like expanding or smtg idk #HE NEEDED TO GO SLOW #but he just kept tryna shove it in like a choo choo train in a tunnel

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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Yamaguchi's into that porn because that would be him

yamaguchi a lil freaky shit

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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I APPRECIATE YUUUUUUUU 🦋🦋🦋🦋✨✨✨✨✨

I APPRECIATE AND LOE YOU BBY <33

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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hi!!! i missed you

hiii! i missed you all too!

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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what if iwaizumi and his s/o are getting nsfw in a car and they get caught by a policeman? 😼

hmmm i remember i saw a yt video of this couple getting nsfw and the police catching them... I LIKE THIS IDEA

after a lengthy date night filled with laughter and tipsy giggles, you and iwa couldn’t keep your hands off each other

somehow, a few innocent kisses after leaving the city restaurant turned into a sloppy make-out sesh in the back of his mustang- sheesh

the valet-parking was a pretty arousing vibe, especially at 12 am

suddenly, you were booty ass naked and he was booty ass naked??

and you were grabbing the roots of his coffee colored hair between your legs, begging him to go faster??

oh my, oh my, how could this happen? was it the increasing sexual tension from not fucking for over a week? maybe! or was it the 7 shots of vodka? quite possibly!

now, you were throwing your head back in utter pleasure, crying out iwa’s full name until-

tap, tap, tap

you leaped up in fear, thinking it might’ve been some type of ‘the ring’ type shit, knocking at your tinted windows

luckily, iwa was quick to respond. he quickly slid on his dress-suit pants, frantically buckling up his belt

he chucked the remains of his dress suit onto your glistening body, covering the most precious parts of your body before jumping into the front to confront the police officer

it all seemed like audible mumbling, with a few apologies here and there from iwa until;

“is that your girlfriend back there?”

“yeah, and?”

the officer chuckled, finally realizing what was going on. your rosy cheeks and frizzed-up hair practically gave it away

“i’m just here to make sure your not doing anything sketchy. i mean, at this time of night and in this parking lot, we do get plenty of calls of suspicious drug activity, but please- carry on”

iwa nervously chuckled, frequently glancing back at you to make sure your okay. how silly, he really thought he was gonna get arrested for eating out his girl in a sketchy parking lot but i suppose miracles do occur

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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I'm cracking up at the embarassing sex moments and the mutual pinning post. You're funny and your hc are awesome.

HEHEHEHEH THANK YOU SM BBY <3

literally im so dumb to this day i still dk what mutual pinning is

... i should search it up

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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Which of the haikyuu boys do you think would love big boobs?

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USHIJIMA ; boy luv them big milkers

DAICHI; mhm he just wants to be motorboated

NOYA ; honestly this mf just likes any boobies. but big ones just UARGHHHH

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haikyuu-boys-headcanons · 3 years

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hi do you mind if people get inspiration from your posts? like same general idea?

hmmmmm, tough question; ofc not! i love writing! i do this as a passion, i love for other people to get inspired too! it’s completely okay to use my ideas, NO COPYING THOUGH >:(

plagerism = not nice = not happy cece

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