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i don't think I've ever properly ranted about this but the fact that Phobos is/was royalty is so funny to me. I mean he is Lord Phobos. That sarcastic, bread loving, possibly fruity, potato of a guitar player who thinks he's a robot was once in a position of power and prestige. That is just funny to me.

edmonton april 13th 2024

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

people born in 24 Are 2000 now

theres a lot wrong with the fact that every tv program is a subscription platform these days but what has really caused us to stray from the light is the absolute lack of shitty quality commercials. where's the badly filmed used car commercials? the terrible vonage phone commercials? the weird local political campaigns? we need to be humbled and forced to watch the most bonkers insane 5 minutes of advertising smack in the middle of the climax of shows again

It’s a lovely day in Johto, and you are a horrible lugia.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)