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gotta-be-yellow · 1 year
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LoV: We have one of your children.
Eraserhead: *sighs* ... which one I have 20.
LoV: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
Eraserhead: *sighs aggressively* which one I have 20
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gotta-be-yellow · 1 year
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All Might: You ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of your organs and you think ah fuck its finally happening
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might : I'm very sweet and endearing, so be nice to me.
Eraserhead: Or what?
All Might : Or I'll punch your lights out.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Fat Gum: It blows my mind when people say things like 'forgot I had a packet of M&Ms in my bag!'
(Earlier that day)
Kirishima: Oh nice! I forgot I had a packet of M&Ms in my bag.
Fat Gum: Like, how do you forget that?
Fat Gum: I'm aware of every snack or sweet treat I've ever bought.
Fat Gum: I'm telling you now a bag of M&Ms has never, and will never, take me by surprise.
Amajiki: ... I wanna go home.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Recovery Girl: You need to stop pushing yourself too much.
All Might: No.
Recovery Girl: The last patient who didn't slow down after i suggested it died-
All Might: Oh my goodness!
Recovery Girl: -in a plane crash.
All Might: Oh, that sounds unrelated.
Recovery Girl: I'm the one the crashed it.
All Might:
Recovery Girl: Do not disobey me.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Computer: Type password.
All Might: Password.
Computer: Your password is incorrect.
All Might: Incorrect.
Computer: Try again.
All Might: Again.
Computer: You dumb shit-
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Twice: I can't do it I'm too shy, you ask her.
Also Twice: No way man you do it.
Twice *giggles*: Gimme your money this is a robbery.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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(Before they became friends)
Naomasa: I've been informed that you have pot in your car.
All Might (Small form) *pointing at the flowerpot on the floor*: Oh you mean that?
Naomasa *chuckling*: Oh, I must be mistaken then. What are you growing?
All Might: Weed.
Naomasa:
Naomasa: Get out of the car, sir.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might: I hate ranting to Aizawa. He always uses logic and sound reasoning and I'm really just looking for someone to be as over dramatic about the situation as I am.
Midnight:
Present Mic:
Nezu:
All Might: So that's why I'm here.
Nezu: Pull up a seat.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Reporter: All Might how are you finding teaching the next generation of future heros?
All Might: Great! ... But they use so much slang. Have no idea what they're even saying anymore.
(flashback to various points the previous day)
Uraraka: Yes All Might spill that tea.
Aoyama: All Might that drip is iconic.
Todoroki: I'm dead.
Izuku: You can't be mad at me I'm baby.
Kirishima: Big yikes.
Bakugou: All Might you truly are the goat.
All Might: I just hold my hand out for a fist bump and hope for the best.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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(Visiting Izuku after he's injured at school again)
Recovery Girl: I don't think Midoriya's mother is pleased with you.
All Might: Why do you say that?
Recovery Girl, *reading aloud*: "Dear All Might, I hope this message finds you before I do."
All Might: Oh shit
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might: This was a 100% successful trip.
Iida: We lost Mineta.
All Might (crouching down to eye level): This was a 100% successful trip.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Endeavour: *sneezes*
All Might:
Endeavour: What, not even gonna say bless you?
All Might: You're sitting beside me Enji...You're already blessed.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might: So what's it going to be, sullen silence or a mean comment?
Bakugou: Okay, you've got me in a box here.
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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(All Might running in late)
Eraserhead: You're late.
Present Mic: You alright?
Midnight: Did something happen?
All Might: I overslept and currently running on half a skincare routine, odd socks and a breakfast of toothpaste.
UA Teachers:
All Might:
All Might: How are you guys?
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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All Might, (hungover): Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was King of Bunnies.
Naomasa: I would, but then would be lying to the King of Bunnies.
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