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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years

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(Visiting Izuku after he's injured at school again)

Recovery Girl: I don't think Midoriya's mother is pleased with you.

All Might: Why do you say that?

Recovery Girl, *reading aloud*: "Dear All Might, I hope this message finds you before I do."

All Might: Oh shit

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batfamhyperfixation · 1 year

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New Robin Tim: *Just sitting there happily watching the Incredibles with Dick and Bruce*

Dick and Bruce: *secretly watching Tim and glancing at each other every time Syndrome comes on screen*

#they are terrified of cutsy little tim like their stomachs drop any time something even minor might tick Tim off #look so tim forced his way into the robin/sidekick role #syndrome tried that #syndrome became a supervillain who tried to kill mr. incredible and did kill many more supervillains #isnt Tim like a supervillain in different universes?#look all I'm saying is I feel like Dick and Bruce would see the parallels between the two and be thankful they said yes to Tim as Robin #they would be like 'thank god we didnt fight him too much cause now we dont have to deal with life mimicking art'#but it is always in the back of their minds and they always have that little voice pointing out he could still become syndrome on them #tim drake robin #tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #bat family #batfam #batkids

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ofa-on-crack · 5 months

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It's been awhile fellow people.

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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 4 months

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Midoriya: Hey All Might I want to tell you something important. Something personal.

All Might: Of course, Young Midoriya. You know I'll always support you in any way I can.

Midoriya: The thing is...Kacchan and I...well, we're dating, sir.

All Might: Yes, of course - and what did you want to tell me?

Midoriya: Kacchan and I are together, All Might. We're a couple. Romantically.

All Might: Oh.

All Might: Well...I already knew that.

Midoriya:

All Might: Young Midoriya...everyone knows that you and young Bakugo are together. We've all known that you've liked one another for years. You're not very subtle.

Midoriya: *Suddenly has an intense montage of his and Katsuki's rivalry and subsequent friendship flash before his eyes, realizing that the sexual tension between himself and the explosion hero has been on display for the entirety of Class 1A for years.*

Midoriya: Oh my God.

All Might: Would you like me to act surprise and congratulate you? I'll do it if it makes you feel better.

All Might: *Mock Surprise* Young Midoriya! You're dating Bakugo? This is a HUGE shock! Congratulations on finding love in the unlikeliest of people!

Midoriya: I'm just gonna pretend that this entire conversation never happened.

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leverage-ot3 · 2 months

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writersmorgue · 4 months

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Big deaf energy

Thanks anon!!!!!

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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months

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All Might: You know what, my boys. Since you’ve been progressing so well, I’ll treat you to a drink.

Izuku and Bakugo:

Izuku: All Might, we’re sixteen.

All Might:…Oh damn, you are. My bad.

Izuku and Bakugo:

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definetelysaidatua · 7 months

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All Might: we aren’t mad, we’re disappointed

Aizawa: no, we’re mad

All Might: right. We’re mad. Livid. But, we’re gonna let this one slide

Aizawa: what?! No, we’re not!

All Might: I’m not a mind reader, Shota!

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headcanonthings · 6 months

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Cody: You lied about being fucked up and evil? Sith!Obi-Wan: I actually believe in love, hope, and kindness. I try every day to be a little better than I was yesterday Cody:... Sith!Obi-Wan:...Now I'm off to kill Chancellor Palpatine!

#obi just casually walking into palpatine's office and beheading him #then providing all the evidence to prove he was darth sidious and helping end the war #i love how most sith!obi stories usually have him still working for the betterment of the galaxy #he might use the darkside now but he's still going to protect anakin #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #star wars clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #sith obi wan #codywan #chancellor palpatine #darth sidious

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dogwaterdish · 1 year

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All Might: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Midoriya: It was me...

All Might: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years

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Computer: Type password.

All Might: Password.

Computer: Your password is incorrect.

All Might: Incorrect.

Computer: Try again.

All Might: Again.

Computer: You dumb shit-

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starryeyeddreamer21 · 2 days

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Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy

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Charlie: It's so quiet in here I need to be yapping about animal crossing

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Angel: no gyatt but big badonkadonks

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All of hell during Stayed Gone: chat is this real? CHAT IS THIS REAL!!?!?

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Nifty: I'm just waiting for an emo boy for me to fix

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Alastor: I killed queen Elizabeth

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Angel: My sister was tooken by the state

Alastor: Taken

Husk: naww he just corrected his grammar

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Cherri: and all I WAAaannnTTTT FOR CHRISTMAS ISSSSS YooooU

Sir Pentious: That was beautiful

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Husk: honestly I'm pretty sure everything is my fault like global warming? That's my bad

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The hotel getting ready for battle:

Vaggie: WAIT... sports mode

*everyone changes their Crocs to sorts mode*

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Vaggie: I have discount PTSD

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Nifty during Hells Greatest Dad: Rizz???? Otp?????

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Angel explaining how he made his deal with Valentino: So he came up to me and was like "what's a little lady like you doing out in the streets all by yourself? You need a big strong man like me to protect you. And then we got married

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Lucifer: suicide am I right?

Alastor: *snorts*

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Angel: my name is jaquayveontavious, I'm six years old, I do drugs

Charlie: NO

Angel: steal, fight

Charlie: NOOO

Angel: gang bang, domestic violence

Charlie: NO STOP

Angel: and I like to slap squirrels that I find in trees

Charlie: STOOOOP

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Charlie trying to get Alastor to participate:

Alastor: listen bestie, I would rather die

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Cherri: weed

Angel: yeah

Husk: stop

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7 years ago

Alastor: wow I think I really need to skedaddle

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mha-quotes-and-such · 7 months

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All Might: These two bicker on like an old married couple Aizawa: We are an old married couple Present Mic: Who are you calling old?!?

#all might #aizawa #hizashi yamada #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect bnha #my hero academia #my hero academia incorrect quotes

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red-riot-unbreakable-heart · 3 months

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*Katsuki is a guest on a popular Talk Show, sharing details about his work as a Pro Hero*

Talk Show Host: We have one last question for you, Dynamight. It's a little personal, if you don't mind...

Bakugo: *sighing* Sure, get it over with.

Talk Show Host: Our viewers are dying to know - what's your type?

Bakugo: Eh?

Talk Show Host: Let me rephrase that - when you're looking to date someone, what's a big turn on for you?

Bakugo: *coughs* Ugh...freckles. *blushing wildly*

*Several miles away in a sports bar, the interview is playing live. Half of Class 1A is there socializing, taking bets on how long it will take for Bakugo to lose his temper on live TV*

Talk Show Host: Let me rephrase that - when you're looking to date someone, what's a big turn on for you?

Bakugo: *coughs* Ugh...freckles.

Midoriya: *Spits out his drink*

Kirishima: Oh shit!

Kaminari: Wait - you don't think he means Midoriya!?

Aishido: OF COURSE HE MEANS MIDORIYA!! This is literal YEARS in the making!

Todoroki: Huh...I never noticed that you have freckles, Midoriya.

*Several miles away in All Might's apartment*

Talk Show Host: Let me rephrase that - when you're looking to date someone, what's a big turn on for you?

Bakugo: *coughs* Ugh...freckles.

All Might: Oh my God, it's finally happening!!

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poppy5991 · 29 days

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Aizawa: Thanks for helping out with the welcome for the new first year students.

Iida: No problem!

Midoriya: Mhhmm.

Aizawa: Midoriya, you didn’t even correct them when they got details about All Might’s career wrong. Good job on exercising restraint.

Midoriya: It was really hard. I almost passed out.

Aizawa: I know. We had recovery girl on standby.

Iida: That’s progress, though!

#mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #deku #midoriya izuku #aizawa shōta #tenya iida #all might

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mamamangaka · 2 months

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Valentino: what does he have that I don’t?? *pointing accusingly at Husk*

Husk: *drinks while giving Val the finger*

Angel: literally everything

Valentino: IM FUCKING VALENTINO—

Angel: yeah no shit sherlock, that what’s I don’t like about you

Husk: *audibly purring*

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