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godofmemes · 1 year
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Person A : * Sitting on Person B 's lap * I hate you so much.I just want to kill you.
Person B : We were making out five minutes ago ?
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godofmemes · 1 year
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Person A : *looks intensely into Person B 's eyes*
Person B:*Looks intensely into Person A 's eyes*
(Meanwhile in the background)
Person C : CaN I gEt A WaFFle? CaN I pLEaSe gEt a WaFFle ?
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Character A:Today I saved you from being murdered.
Character B: *confused*how-?
Character A:✨ Self - control, dumbass✨
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Character A : *gets on their knees *
Character B : YES ,I WILL MARRY YOU ,MY BELOVED-
Character A : I was just tying my shoelaces , but ok .
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Character A :*exists*
Character B:Well, shit I am gay.
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Character A : Is this seat taken ?
Character B:That's my lap ?
Character A :Is ThIs SeAt TaKeN?
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godofmemes · 2 years
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My OTP:*Does anything , even breaths in the same air*
Me : Wow, ThaTs So GaY .
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Yall know that feeling when you wanna read something fluffy 'bout your ship .
But then again , You wanna read kinky ass smut shit that would make your fev character come back from dead and slap you.
I am currently feeling like that.
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Character A : So, What plans do you have tonight ?
Character B : World Domination .
Character A : Oh , thats nice
Character B: You are my World ,babe .
Character A : Oh, thats so cute,wait-
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godofmemes · 2 years
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My friend : So they dated?
Me , explaining grindeldore to my friends : Actually, Its more like a dramatic gay wizard divorce but yeah.
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godofmemes · 2 years
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My Mom : My daughter is completely fine and mentally stable !
Me , who stays up late reading fics and grins like a phycopath when the charaters kiss or do any fluffy shit : YeS , MoM , I aM CoMpLeTeLy FiNe.
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Me , reading a fanfic :
The fanfic : *Character A and Character B finally Get together*
* In love*
*Happy*
Me : Aww, Finally-
The Author :*Kills Character A*
Me :
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godofmemes · 2 years
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There are fic writers who update daily and are literal fucking angels of writing .
And there are fucking satans who abandon the fic at the climax .
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Me, after watching Multiverse of madness trailer with dark!Wanda:
I WILL LET HER KILL ME WITH A SPOON AND MAGICALLY WISSH -WOOSH ME WITHOUT ANY WARNING.
(Step on me queen ,yaaash!)
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Me : Ugh, I am soo tired-
Also me : * Staying up late reading a fic *
Hello darkness my old friend◉‿◉
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godofmemes · 2 years
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My phone : * 1 percent charge left , storage full of fanfics and fanarts of my otp , would burst at any moment *
Le, me : *Downloads more stuff about my otp *
My phone : * sad battery noices *
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godofmemes · 2 years
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Person A : You can't boss around me , You are not my parent.
Person B:*smirking* But you did call me daddy last night.
Person A : *speechless*
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