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f1sh-hy · 6 months
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Jax fanart from The Amazing Digital Circus !! (This is actually a drawing for my little sisters birthday that was 5 days ago<3) p.s sorry for never being on here ive retired from incorrect quotes and i also dk how to change my info!! Forgor
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f1sh-hy · 1 year
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Sals French Teacher: Sally, come over here for a second; Can you tell me "Qui est-ce"?
Sal, sweating: Wh-what?
Sals French Teacher: Qui est-ce?
Sal, on the verge of tears: I uhm, I can't remember
Sals French Teacher: Then remember, it is not that difficult.
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f1sh-hy · 1 year
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Sal, shivering: God, fuck me man, I'm so fucking cold..
Travis: See, I'd offer you my sweater but unfortunately I am dressed like a whore at this very moment.
Sal, making eye contact: Trav, you *are* a whore, and not in a good way.
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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[Texting]
Kenma: Hey bestie Kuroo I found a horny kid on fornite come record!
Kuroo: bet omw
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Kuroo: I- I just fell down the stairs--
Kenma: I knew I hated gravity for a reason...
(Fyi I think I saw someone else post this so uhm sorry I just wanted smth to post so ppl know I'm alive 💀✋)
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Mattsun: Hey Makki?
Makki: Ya?
Mattsun: Is "Ieatchildren" A good Twitter username?
Makki: What kind of a question is that?
Mattsun: I think you know
Makki: Duh it's a great name *rolls eyes sarcastically*
Iwa, accidentally overhearing: I need new friends.
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Yamaguchi, out loud in the gym: Cries
Asahi from across the gym: Lol mood
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Kenma: What the fuck are you doing here? And why the hell are you wearing makeup?? It's horribly done.
Kuroo, catching his breath: Okay, so basically Bo and I were having a sleep over but then his sisters came in and interrupted our bro time--
Kenma, interrupting him: What the fuck is BrO tImE?
Kuroo: Hush Kenma let me finish. So anyway, they interrupted us, but they had their makeup shit so they tried to do Bo and I's makeup so while they put it on I kept struggling and moving so they messed up then I ran away when they were turned around and now Bokutos oldest sister is chasing me-
Bokutos oldest sister in the distance: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU AREN'T PRETTY YET-
Kenma: Hm. Come in I guess.
Kuroo: HOW ARE YOU SO CA-
Bokutos oldest sister: *tackles Kuroo*
Kenma: Haha pretty Kuroo
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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[MatsuHana during seGgsY tImE]
Makki: Ayo bro you have your socks on right??
Mattsun: I- Shit bro I forgot- Wait do you have your socks???
Makki, looks at his feet: Wait shit No I forgot-
Mattsun: O SHIT UH NO HOMO BRO
Makki: No HoMO NO HOMO OKOK WE'RE GOOD ITS NO HOMO-
Iwa: *walks into the wrong room* ... I hate this household.
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Kenma: Kuroo I'm tired, I dont feel like going home.
Kuroo: Wait are you asking to stay the night?
Kenma: No I'm asking you to take me home yoursel- OF COURSE I'M ASKING TO STAY OVER.
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Meet Airi, KuroKens love child 💕
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Nishinoya: Ayo Kiyoko, Yachi.. What do you girls do with your tiddies in the shower?
Yachi:
Kiyoko:
Yachi: Well, mine are a bit small so I kinda just push them into my body so they arent in the way :>
Kiyoko: Personally I take mine off to wash after my shower then put them back on once dry.
Tanaka/Nishinoya: *surprised Pikachu faces*
Tsukishima: I'm fucking done with this club.
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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[This is just something random and not related to haikyu lmao)
Me: I wanna play volleyball! :0
Also me: Wait shit bro I can't even do a push up-
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Kuguri: Hey when should we tell our teams?
Shibayama: I think they'll find out eventually.. Aa Kuroo-San is gonna be pissed T~T
Kuguri: haha I cant wait to see captains reaction when he finds out
Kuroo, hiding behind a tree: I knew it!
Daishou, at the next tree: Bitch the faque are you doing here?
Kuroo: Spying on our 1st years, what the fuck are YOU doing here?
Daishou, disgusted: Doing the same thing, dumbass.
Shibayama: They're spying on us, arent they?
Kuguri: *sighs* Yeah..
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Hinata: Hey, Kageyama, how do you spell Orange?
Kageyama: Which one? The number or the vegetable ?
Hinata: I think the vegetable..
Tsukishima: I'm seriously two seconds away from burning them alive right here and now, Tadashi, hold me back.
Yamaguchi: Wahh don't do that Tsukki! *sad Yama noises*
Tsukishima: Fine fine. Only for you.
Yamaguchi: *happy Yama noises*
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Tsukishima: [Opens tik tok]
Video: [dark? cover] r a w r X3 NUZZLES POUNCES ON U UWU U SO WA-
Tsukishima: [closes tik tok and yeets phone]
Yamaguchi: Tsukki, why'd you do that?-
Tsukishima, traumatized: No.
Yamaguchi: Wha-?
Tsukishima: N o !
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f1sh-hy · 3 years
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Atsumu: Hey uh.. Samu?
Osamu: Hm?
Atsumu: So uh.. Suna asked me about some drugs earlier.. uh.. he told me to forward that to you??
Osamu: Oh, ya I got em. Tell Suna to come over.
Atsumu: I- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
Osamu: Why do you need to know?
Atsumu: YOUREFRIGGIN16THEFUCK?!
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