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evokemessiah · 7 months
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fucking love this tweet
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evokemessiah · 8 months
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"The Ocean is Soup..."
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evokemessiah · 9 months
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You should be dead..
@/anonymous
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"Only losers die."
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evokemessiah · 10 months
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"Wisdom from your's truly-"
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"When you see a car coming, do not Run to the other side because 'I can beat this Car across and it won't hit me'. It will hit you. Because you're a Dumbass who ran in front of a Car trying to cross the Road."
...And guess what happened to him. (Don't look at the Crutches).
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evokemessiah · 10 months
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slapping sentence starters
1. “I am going to slap you.” 
2. “Did you just slap me?!” 
3. “How dare you slap me!” 
4. “I swear, I’m going to slap _____.” 
5. “Do not slap _____.” 
6. “I’ve never been slapped before.” 
7. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to slap you that hard.” 
8. “Did you have a reason for slapping me, or…?” 
9. “_____ slapped me.” 
10. “Someone is going to slap you one day.” 
11. “Please don’t slap me.” 
12. “Do not slap me again!” 
13. “Did you really slap _____?” 
14. “I did slap ______, but he/she/they deserved it.” 
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evokemessiah · 10 months
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-Bylthe baird, if my body could speak
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evokemessiah · 10 months
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Original : https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/812899801461614789/
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evokemessiah · 10 months
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Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react.
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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"am i a persona?" he opted to somewhat dramatically reword the question he'd received in lieu of actually answering it, at least for the moment. he wasn't actually trying to be annoying or difficult like he often was, though. it was moreso that he didn't quite seem to understand the question- not entirely, anyway. he knew what all the words meant, but the order and context in which they had been asked were... confusing...
well, he guess he'd answer it the only way he knew how- with an overly complicated explanation that probably left the question even more unanswered than before.
"are we not all, personas? whether we do it intentionally or not, do we not all alter our personality based on who we're around? i do, anyway. not on purpose, but my psyche is a strange, deranged little beast, untamed and unknowable to all, even myself. is that really just me?" // @freelancelagomorph
@freelancelagomorph
Makoto blinked once or twice, staring down at Max as if he just caused a major natural disaster and Blamed him. He was expecting a simple yes or no answer, as anyone would. But to be faced with what sounds like an insane rambling you'd hear from a horror movie? Well that certainly wasn't what he was expecting!
Makoto parted his lips, before closing them yet again, as if figuring out what to say - what can he say!? 'Ooh that's actually so true!' - he absolutely will not say that. Not because he doesn't change his personality based on who he's around, but because he doesn't want to feed into whatever this is...Nor does that sound like something he'd say. He eventually took a deep breath, soon speaking up finally.
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"...I think you need professional Help."
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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okay now that i’ve calmed down what am i going to buy myself as a treat for enduring this suffering
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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You a God? Catch me saying oh my Makoto!
@/anonymous
Cue Makoto frowning, crossing his arms as he gave a rather sour look as he gripped onto his blazer. He's still Makoto, and he hated that. It made him feel...Disgusting. He thought for a moment before nodding, as if finally choosing what to say.
"If you're going to say that, bow down to me. Immediately."
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"Kiss the ground I walk upon."
After all, why should he treat this person nicely? (Or as nice as he typically treats others...)
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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If you want my Discord, like this Post and I'll Send you it! :D
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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THAT WAS SO MUCH FOR ME TO PROCESS I need to Play Splatoon Immediately oh My FUCK 😭😭😭
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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[Repost! Do NOT Reblog!]
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CHARACTER SHEET ―
FULL NAME.: Yuki Makoto.
NICKNAME: S.E.E.S boy, the Blue Haired Boy, Boy with Earphones, Boss, Mr Perfect.
ALIASES: N-Jima.
PRONOUNS: He/Him.
HEIGHT:  5'7. (He is stuck at this Height, basically.)
ZODIAC: Sagittarius.
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: Japanese, Latin, Icelandic, English. He knows bits and pieces of French and Spanish, but not enough to hold a conversation.
𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 ―
HAIR: Dark blue, his bangs is shaggy and typically covers one eye, but the back is not as shaggy due to it being Shorter. Basically a haircut which just SAYS 'I don't Care' with a Dash of Punk.
FACIAL HAIR: None.
EYES: Dull Blue.
SKIN TONE: Sickly pale.
BODY TYPE: Thin, to the point where his Collarbones and hand bones jut out.
VOICE: Typically, he often sounds mellow, sometimes on the Sarcastic side (even if he isn't being Sarcastic). However, most of the time he sounds so nice and approachable.
DOMINANT HAND: Right.
POSTURE: He leans back into whatever he's sat on, even when he's stood he typically leans back a bit. Basically not very good.
SCARS: Physically, he has Scars on his upper arms due to picking at his skin. On his back, he has a Scar smack center on his back and it curls around, following his ribs. He also has burn Scars on his lower right leg and both of his Upper thighs.
BIRTHMARKS: None. 
MOST NOTABLE FEATURES: Without his blazer on, he has dark purple - almost black - veins caused by him sharing a Body with Nyx herself. Although they look faded and seem like any other of his veins, they're there and very noticable.
𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 ― 
PLACE OF BIRTH: Fukagawa, Hokkaido.
HOMETOWN: He considers Iwatodai is home City.
SIBLINGS: None.
PARENTS: Wouldn't you like to know Weather boy? He has a Foster Mother, however.
𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ― 
OCCUPATION: Unemployed due to Poor Health.
CURRENT RESIDENCE: He can travel a lot, so he's not in one place. However, he has an apartment in Iwatodai.
CLOSE FRIENDS: He doesn't particularly deem anyone close, even those who he had known in S.E.E.S.
FINANCIAL STATUS: Stable, kinda...
DRIVER'S LICENSE: No
CRIMINAL RECORD: Clean.
VICES: Self Sacrificial Tendencies, anything Sweet (like Chocolate or Ice Cream), Online Games, biting the Skin around his Finger Nails.
𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ―
LOVE LANGUAGE: Acts of Service, Words of Affirmation.
RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES: If Makoto ends up falling for someone, he'd do his best to paint himself as Terrible, typically seeming very dismissive and extremely annoyed at the other for just existing. He also won't engage as much in conversations with the specific person. However, if he figures out that the other doesn't see him as terrible, he'll just drop the Facade as it doesn't work. At this point he'd just become Clingy, though.
𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 ―
CHARACTER'S THEME TUNE: Mass Destruction.
HOBBIES TO PASS THE TIME: Watching TV, Playing Online Games, Reading.
LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED: Left Brain.
SELF-CONFIDENCE LEVEL: He's typically quite Confident in himself, not being afraid to be smug if he's done something great. However, as soon as he's done something wrong? All that Self Confidence goes down the drain.
Tagged by: @tvstarkuma (Thank you vvv much!!)
Tagging: @justiceburst , @limitlesspossibilities , @wrongtrain , @ UUUUH....anyone else that wanna do this,,,
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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If you want my Discord, like this Post and I'll Send you it! :D
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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"..."
Ah. Makoto really didn't seem amused, if at all. He felt his body stiffen as he blinked a few times in silence, just looking at Teddie.
However, he was glad to hear his Friends talk highly of him, just assuming it's all positives. Sure, the follow up Teddie said could solidify that, however what if there was more to it? After all, no one likes being spoken about Negatively! Not even Makoto, even if he truly doesn't care. So assuming the best should be practically second nature.
But what he did find to be rather insulting was hearing how another person reminds them of him. There's only one of him, after all!
He soon eventually rolled his eyes - barely noticable - as he reached out and patted Teddie gently, as if he was interacting with a Cat he found on the Street.
"...Calm down." It was more of a command then something Makoto just said. After all, noticing Teddie's panic annoyed him - just a bit, at least.
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"You act like I'm going to retaliate with Violence or something. But I do appreciate you saying how I don't look like him, I can assure you. If I did look like him, I'd make him change how he looks." And although he didn't say it as a Threat, that definitely was one.
After all, how can anyone expect to have Individuality if they just look the exact same as someone else!? Makoto doesn't know.
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Teddie looked down at his fuzzy, blue feet after making his statement. He made slow kicks towards the air as he questioned whether it was the right time to say what he did. He hadn't had much time with Makoto even during the last incident. Even then, something about him felt comforting. There was a good smell around him that the bear couldn't ignore. It was a little too familiar...
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"A little taller...?" He quietly chuckled to himself an awkward laugh that wasn't breaking any ice anytime soon.
"Your friends talk very highly of you. About how skilled and a great leader you are.” It was all only positives, “They also said that my Sensei-our leader-reminded them of you. But you don’t look like him at all.”
He leaned back on his hands while allowing his words to settle in his mind. Then he turned toward the blue-haired boy. He didn’t seem too thrilled about the bear’s answer. At once, a jolt of energy flowed through him, raising his fur in panic.
“Not a bad thing or anything!” He raised both hands with palms facing the acquaintance, “I think you’re wonderful! It’s just something I noticed…”
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evokemessiah · 11 months
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