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my question is, does he have an affordable education system?
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I dont know if I want murderers to get better at murdering or worse at murdering
#buzzfeed true crime#true crime memes#true crime#unsolved#unsolved network#buzzfeed unsolved#unsolved murder#unsolved mysteries#memes#funny#question#questions#questions of life
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when you're watching a documentary or listening to a podcast and the murderer fucks up:
#true crime#true crime memes#meme#buzzfeed#buzzfeed true crime#buzzfeed unsolved#unsolved#unsolved network#podcast#funny#murder#crime#what do i tag this#idk what to tag lol
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me every five minutes watching tiger king:
#wtf#funny#tiger king#joe exotic#big cats#true crime#docuseries#documentary#what the fuuuuuuuuck#pls hlep
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nobody:
Tiger King: has a 30 second scene of a fat man riding a speedboat while eye of the tiger plays
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Compilation of Shakespearean Insults
“Villain, I️ have done thy mother”
“Away you three inch fool”
“I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”
“I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”
“More of your conversation would infect my brain”
“Thine face is not worth sunburning”
“Thou art unfit for any place but hell”
“Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”
“You are as a candle, the better burnt out”
“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”
“Drunkenness is his best virtue”
“Thou crusty batch of nature!”
“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”
“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”
“Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”
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lesbian culture is watching Cheaper by the Dozen 2 as a kid and thinking Sarah looked way cooler before her makeover
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Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them
Iron Man- 0/10. No trains.
The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.
Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk
Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(
Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair
The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.
Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.
Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN
Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.
Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(
Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train.
Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!
Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by.
Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(
Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure
Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon
Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!
Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!
Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.
Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart
Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.
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