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as a resident crane wives expert i want to say that eddie diaz is extremely safe ship, harboured and back to the ground coded
#911#buck is easier and never love an anchor btw#911 abc#911 show#911 fox#eddie diaz#edmundo diaz#eddie and buck#evan buckley#buddie#yes 911 is a new obsession
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so we have ethogirls and gemboys, i propose, joelenbys?
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#smallishbeans#hc10
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ONE OF US! ONE OF US! (i am a gemboy believe it or not)
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#hermitcraft season 10#geminitay#gemboys
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MY RANCHERS!!!!! IRL!!!!!
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#double life#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#rancher duo#team rancher
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IM SOBBING HELP
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#hermitcraft season 10
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the girls are fighting (etho and joel)
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#double life#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#hermitcraft season 10#ethoslab#boat boys#smalletho
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“The Crane Wives “Back To The Ground” is so Secret Life” I say, turning away as the crowd starts to boo.
“No!” Someone calls, i look towards the sound. It’s Grian, “They’re right.”
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BRAND NEW LIFE SERIES THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Edit; it’s a one-off episode BUT STILL
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#joel smallishbeans#grian#mumbo jumbo#skizzleman#impulsesv#tangotek#pearlescentmoon#inthelittlewood#rendog#bigb#geminitay#goodtimeswithscar
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i’m sobbing WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
#i hate him (i love him)#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#double life#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#hermitcraft season 10#ethoslab#hc10#boat boys#smalletho
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OKAY SO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE WRITTEN AN INTO CUTSCENE FOR @norinenglish’s RANCHER SDV AU
I haven’t been able to get it out of my head so it all kind of just fell out. Scene is under the cut :)
The buzzing of the fluorescent overhead lights is loud in the silence of the warehouse. It’s freezing, but Jimmy’s been working for so long in this miserable place that he barely feels the cold anymore.
Jimmy glances to the side, his focus lingering on the Joja observer for just a second too long. The green light on his desk buzzes - his first warning to get back to work before a supervisor comes out to set him straight. He shakes his head and focuses on the screen again.
All around him is the sound of the lifeless husks he’s supposed to call co workers doing their own work. They’re basically Joja robots at this point; unresponsive, bland, fun-resistant bags of flesh. Its crude, but it’s reality. It’s what Joja does - the place sucks the life out of you until you’re nothing but a cog in the corporate machine.
When Jimmy first moved to the city he remembered being full of spirit. He was ready to take on the world, to make his own way in life. Then the money started running out and he had to resort to working for Joja. He’d forced himself to endure the soul sucking 9-to-5 with the intention of only working there for a few months until he found something more permanent.
That was three years ago.
Joja has a way of sucking you in. When you want to leave they offer some new bonus or minor pay rise, often barely better than what you were making before. If that doesn’t work then it’s time for the guilt trip. You feel obligated to stay because Joja helped you survive in the city up to this point. Whatever you do, you can’t leave.
Jimmy is twenty-three now and his life has gone nowhere. He had prospects as a twenty-year-old moving out on his own, he had it all going for him! Uni, a loving family, friends by his side. That was until he joined Joja, until the hours got longer and the gap between him and those he loves grew wider and wider until it’s now too far to fix.
He’s totally and utterly alone. He was given a harsh reality check moving into the city. When he couldn’t afford his rent and was almost kicked out before he marched into that small Joja branch with his resume in hand, needing work for a couple of months until there was something better. Now he’s still there, and he hates it.
The realisation comes crashing over Jimmy like a wave. He hates his life. There’s no ignoring the fact - he just hates it. Now that he thinks about it there hasn’t been a day that’s gone by where he hasn’t lamented his situation, hasn’t missed the true things in life.
Jimmy misses it all. He misses running through long grasses in the park as a kid, chasing his friends to the swingset. He misses his mum taking his hand and leading him out to the garden, spending Autumn afternoons picking blackberries. He misses reading a book in the light of an oil lamp during a thunderstorm - listening to the rain pound against the window.
A memory springs forth in his head - of a firelit cabin and his grandfather’s warm hands clasping his for the final time - and it clicks. Jimmy slowly reaches for the drawer beside him and pulls out the yellowed parchment letter with a purple wax stamp. He opens it with shaking hands.
Dear Jimmy,
If you’re reading this, you must be in dire need of a change.
The same thing happened to me, long ago. I’d lost sight of what mattered most in life… real connections with other people and nature. So I dropped everything and moved to the place I truly belong.
That emptiness you feel, the misery, that’s not what life is supposed to be like.
I’ve enclosed the deed to the place i mentioned, my pride and joy: The Ranch. It’s located in Stardew Valley, on the southern coast. It’s the perfect place to start your new life.
This was my most precious gift of all, and now it’s yours. I know you’ll honour the family, my boy.
Love, Grandpa.
PS. If young Grian is still living in town, do say hello for me. I believe he’s around your age.
Jimmy folds the letter and tucks it close to his chest, tears spilling down his cheeks. He remembers his Grandfather clearly now that the Joja fog has dissipated. It strikes him how the images of his life before Zuzu City have faded into a blur, and how empty he feels inside, living here.
He needs a change. He needs to start over.
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It takes less than a day to get his affairs in order.
After reading the letter, Jimmy stomped into his manager’s office and quit. His house is full of rented furniture, and what he does own he can fit into a big duffle bag. He paid the last of his rent then ended his month-to-month lease with his landlord.
Now he sits at the bus stop, bundled in his Grandpa’s old cardigan, waiting for his ride into the valley. He has the barest memories of the place from when he was a child - a small, homely cabin with an expanse of painstakingly grown crops out the front, the old oak tree he used to spend his afternoons in while his Grandpa worked on the farm.
The letter is a weight in his pocket, and the words that his Grandpa wrote loop through his head like a broken record. It’s his driving force, a reminder of why he’s leaving.
This isn’t what life is supposed to be like.
Jimmy gets on the bus when it pulls into the stop, and for once, he doesn’t look back.
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watching mumbo giggle hysterically while looking at his fingers & thumb in cable ties has significantly improved my day
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#hermitcraft#hc10#hermitcraft season 10#hermitblr#mumbo jumbo
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i may love writing but yes i do act like a wet cat when i actually sit down to do it
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“who lives, who dies, who tells your story” except it’s joel trying to carry on jimmy’s legacy but not having enough time
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#jimmy solidarity#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#limited life bad boys#limited life jimmy#limited life#limited life joel
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LOL that was a typo… but it fits
i love how joel smallisbeans fans go from praying on his downfall to loving him within the span of two seconds
like i love him and would be really sad if he stopped uploading but man do i hate that gay
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i love how joel smallisbeans fans go from praying on his downfall to loving him within the span of two seconds
like i love him and would be really sad if he stopped uploading but man do i hate that gay
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#hermitcraft season 10#hermitblr#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans
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Was reading a fic and had a vision of a rancher fic where scott asks jimmy to be his fake boyfriend for a wedding but guess who’s there!! It’s tango, jimmy’s ex boyfriend who he’s still low key in love with. An excerpt:
The last time he saw Tango he was on the other side of the room, tears in those amber eyes, telling him that it was too much. Now he’s here, but he looks different and the same all at once and Jimmy just wants to reach out and-
“It’s nice to meet you Jimmy.” He says, and Jimmy feels his heart crack just a little bit
y’all is this something you would read pls tell me!
#life series#life smp#traffic smp#trafficblr#trafficshipping#jimmy solidarity#double life#tangotek#double life jimmy#double life tango#team rancher#rancher duo
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