I AINT DONE WITH THIS ONE, TUMBLR! YOU MAY SILENCE THE OTHER POST BUT YOU CANT SILENCE MY REBLOG TO MY OWN DAMN POST!
Y'all remember this shop? The one run by my partner?
HE'S GOT FUCKIN HELLCHEER CHARMS!
Yeah that's right! HELLCHEER CHARMS! You gotta Eddie to your Chrissy in your life? I sure do and that's my Bugaa who runs this shop and the charms are high quality with an amazing price! HE DRAWS THE ART HIMSELF SO IT'S ONE OF A KIND PINS!
EDDIE'S CLIP IS A FUCKIN BAT! HOW METAL IS THAT?!!!
Go buy from my babe, you won't regret it!
HEY
Do you like The Raven Cycle? You like The Foxhole Court?
THEN LISTEN UP!
You see this Etsy? This one right here under this line!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/CrystalineArtscape
THIS IS MY QPPS ETSY AND YOU GOTTA GO LOOK AT IT CUZ NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE STICKERS FOR THE FOXHOLE COURT AND THE RAVEN CYCLE HE'S GOT FUCKIN ADORABLE ASS KEYCHAINS FOR ANDRIEL AND KATEAARON!
ARE YOU LGBT? YEAH? YOU WANT SOME PRIDE PINS AND PRONOUN PINS? GUESS WHAT BITCHES /pos
HE HAS THOSE TOO!!
YOU LIKE PLANTS? YOU THE MOM FRIEND? HE'S GOT PINS FOR YOU GUYS TOO AND HIS PRICES ARE THE BOMB FOR THE QUALITY! YALL MA BUGGA @crystalineart PUTS SO MUCH LOVE IN THESE AND THE QUALITY IS AMAZEING! GO LOOK AT HIS SHOP TRUST ME HE WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU!
tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
Guys y'all should go listen to this if you love kingdom hearts just as much as I do. Kelly Nicole has such a beautiful voice. She also streams on her YouTube and it's always a blast watching her play Kingdom Hearts and Pico Park and Phasmophobia.
She also has a Tumblr so like, go follow @kellynicole515 too
When you decided to come out to your mother you weren't expecting a sorceress to come to your home at the edge of town, you certainly weren't ready for what came next.
"I have come to take my payment from our deal." She had said
"There is no payment to make. The deal was you cure my dying husband and I would only give you my first born if the child was a girl."
"Yes, and so I have come to collect her." The woman pointed her finger at you.
"My first born is a son."
You pipe up. "Actually mom....there's something I wanted to tell you...."
lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
This is a friendly reminder to never, ever publish your book with a publishing company that charges you to publish with them. That is a vanity press, which makes money by preying on authors. They charge you for editing, formatting, cover art, and more. With most of these companies, you will never seen a cent of any royalties made from sale of your book. A legitimate publishing company only makes money when you make money, they will never charge you to publish with them. If a company approaches you and says "Hey, we'll publish your book, just pay us X amount of money," tell them to go fuck themself and block them.