I’ve found someone that I want to annoy for the rest of my life💞

“Take a good book to bed with you—books do not snore.”

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

My guilty pleasure is a eco-unfriendly, hot bath. Preferably with a glass of rosè and some candles to set a relaxing mood for the night.

I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless.

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

People are not cactuses, they need plenty of water and, when talking about friendship, the water is our time.

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.

"Listen to me, Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're lookin’ around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know … meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people."

Happiness is the secret to all beauty.

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

The House