Tumgik
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out
draco: what makes you think I would freak out
harry: I love you
draco: I'm freaking out
427 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: goodnight dray :)
draco: goodnight lover
draco: *LOSER
121 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: we're so in love
draco: you know that I hate you right
185 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: hey question
harry: does your mom like me?
draco: it's two in the morning
harry: yeah but does she
229 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
draco: I'm sexy I love myself
harry: I'm sexy too
draco: I know you're sexy baby but we're talking about me
78 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: ur hot
harry: and spicy
draco: I know baby, I know
harry: you are a buffalo chicken wing
170 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: what even are we
draco: I'd say enemies with benefits
71 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
draco: can't you ever just give me a break
harry: you should've killed me when you had the chance
draco: I have regrets
134 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
draco: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do thing if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls
harry: open your mouth your personality will drive them away
421 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
draco: I just want my teeth in your neck
harry: like violently or sexually
113 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
harry: sometimes, I think voldemort killing me isn't too bad
hermione: harry
176 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
hermione, to ron and harry: first of all, you just ignored my cat dressed up as santa, so fuck you. secondly,
120 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
hermione: how's your day going?
harry: I'm ready to die
56 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
ron: harry is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
hermione: never done anything wrong?! he set a city block on FIRE!
47 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
hermione: what are you guys doing?
ron: like in life in general or-
harry: not much. why, what's up?
hermione: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC
harry: assassins creed?
hermione: animals creed
ron: assassins crossing.
57 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
hermione: people who sleep without socks on make me worry
ron: people who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted
harry: people who sleep are weird
neville: I was a sock once
254 notes · View notes
cheridraco · 10 months
Text
ron: whaddya call a fish with no eye?
hermione, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
ron:
ron: fsh
112 notes · View notes