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Nina: Kaz, we need to talk?
Kaz: Are you going to kill me?
Nina: What? No the opposite actually.
Kaz: ā¦ Iām going to kill you?
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#soc#waffle queen#soc kaz#kaz and nina#kaz rietveld#soc incorrect quotes#incorrect soc
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Jesper: Itās time for plan B.
Nina: We have a plan B?
Jesper: No, but itās time for one.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#nina zenik#soc#soc incorrect quotes#waffle queen
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Wylan, Jesper and Inej at a party:
Person: Oh what a pretty lady.
Inej: ā¦thanks
Person: So which one of you gentlemen is third wheeling?
Inej: Thatād be the the pretty lady.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#inej ghafa#soc#wylan and jesper#wylan van sunshine#wylan van eck#wesper
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Colhm: We call that a traumatic event.
Colhm, turning to Jesper: Not a ābro momentā
Colhm, turning to Nina: Not a āmajor Lā
Colhm, turning to Kaz: And not an āoof lmaoā
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#soc#soc incorrect quotes#soc kaz#colhm fahey
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The crows on Halloween: Jesper, whatās your costume supposed to be?
Jesper: What costume?
Nina: Itās Halloween, who are you portraying covered in blood?
Nina: Oh, Kaz is that your costume too?
Kaz: No. Somebody pissed me off outside the the crow club.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#soc#soc kaz#soc incorrect quotes#waffle queen
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Matthias: Djel give me patience.
Jesper: Donāt you mean, Djel give me strength?
Matthias: If Djel gave me strength, youād be dead.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#jesper fahey#ck#matthias helvar#soc incorrect quotes#incorrect soc#soc funny#ck fandom
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Nina: Scenario. You find a guy running cons on Dregs turf, you go to confront him and you find out heās your brother. How do you handle the situation?
Kaz: Well first of all Iād be likeā¦
Kaz: ā¦Jordie? Youāre alive?
Kaz: What the hell?
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone#row#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#soc incorrect quotes#soc kaz#Jordie#kaz rietveld
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Nina: Are you ever gonna stop with the āI want to dieā crap?
Kaz: Iāll stop when Iām dead, thatās for sure.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#soc incorrect quotes#incorrect soc#soc kaz
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Kaz: My New Years resolution is to commit at least 20 felonies this year.
Jesper: Donāt you mean next year?
Kaz: No.
Jesper: But itās New Yearās Eve, we only have hours left of this year.
Kaz: *straightens his tie and grabs his cane* Challenge accepted.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#soc incorrect quotes#soc kaz#incorrect soc#soc
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Kaz: Inej made me feel things.
Jesper: What things?
Kaz: Feelings.
Jesper: She made you feel feelings?
Kaz: Yeah.
Jesper: Boutā time.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#kaz and inej#soc kaz#kanej#soc incorrect quotes
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Wylan: Iāve decided to put on a play of my life thus far, Jesper will be playing the role of my father.
Jesper: I donāt want to be your father.
Wylan: Perfect! You already know yourā
Jesper: *whispers* I want to be your daddy.
Wylan: *chokes*
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#jesper fahey#ck#wylan van sunshine#wylan and jesper#wesper#jesper and wylan#soc#soc incorrect quotes#incorrect soc
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Nina: If you only had one day left to live, what would you do?
Matthias: Say goodbye to those I love.
Jesper: Something illegal.
Inej: Go quietly to meet my saints.
Kaz: I would message ten people, saying that if they didnāt forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Nina: Saints, Kazā¦ thatāsā
Jesper: Brilliant! Can I change my answer?
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#nina zenik#matthias helvar#soc incorrect quotes#soc kaz#incorrect soc#soc funny
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Wylan and Jesper: Can we go get waffles?
Nina: What did Matthias say?
Wylan: He said no.
Nina: Then why would I do it?
Jesper: Because heās not the boss of you.
Nina: Youāre damn right he isnāt! Letās go for waffles!
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#nina zenik#soc#soc incorrect quotes#wylan van sunshine#jesper and wylan#wylan and jesper#wesper
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Wylan: Are you flirting with me?
Jesper: Are you sitting on my lap?
Wylan: Stop changing the subject.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#soc#soc incorrect quotes#wesper#wylan van sunshine#wylan and jesper#wylan van eck
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Iām doing this for my brother, Itās what he would have wanted.
- Kaz as he does the exact opposite of what Jordie would have wanted.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#ck#soc incorrect quotes#soc kaz#soc#kaz brekker#kaz rietveld
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Inej: Murder wasnāt on todayās agenda.
Matthias: Murder isnāt on anyoneās agenda.
Kaz: No itās on mine, just not until next Thursday.
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#row#shadow and bone#inej ghafa#ck#kaz brekker#soc#soc incorrect quotes#matthias helvar#sab#grisha verse headcannon#grishaverse
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*Jesper and Wylan sitting in jail*
Jesper: āWho should we call?ā
Wylan: āIād call Kaz, but I feel safer in jail.ā
#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone#jesper fahey#ck#kaz brekker#wylan van eck#jesper x wylan#wylan van sunshine#wesper
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