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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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A jolly holiday with the supersoldiers ! ∩^ω^∩🌿🍒

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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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I think bucky would like cranberry juice. Steve would probably like apple juice.

Maybe I'm mentally ill

#bucky barnes #steve rogers #marvel #mcu #winter soldier #bucky #captain america #avengers #the avengers #stucky

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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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I am SOBBING !!!!

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #mcu #marvel #captain america #bucky

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bunnyboybitch · 4 months

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This. Is fucking stunning.

I just found this artist and IM OBSESSED

🧍‍♂️🐟

#steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #mcu #captain america #bucky

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bunnyboybitch · 6 months

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Happy Halloween (a day late shhh)

Here's my spooky illustration 1 assignment- a skate deck mockup! I titled it "Frankenstein's Femme Fatale"

The limited palette was used with screen printing in mind!

The thumbnails are kinda strange since they're a little bit rushed tho... ^^'

#illustration student #illustration major #illustration #art school #art major #bride of frankenstein #universal monsters #halloween #universal classic monsters #frankenstein #frankenstiensmonster #mockup #skate deck mock up #skate deck

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bunnyboybitch · 7 months

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Here's a blorbo from a character exchange event! My randomized theme was "candy inspired"

They're a plush jawbreaker kitty with cotton candy plush filling and gumdrop paw pads!

[NOT AN ADOPT FOR SALE!!]

#furry #furry art #fursona #furry OC

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bunnyboybitch · 9 months

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hi i really should be working right now but instead im drawing Suns

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bunnyboybitch · 9 months

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Scuttle the Chimera by Cat's Chimerical Creations

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bunnyboybitch · 9 months

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rabbits, ferrets, & armadillos • animalsnmore

#these are literally all just me #plush

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bunnyboybitch · 9 months

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Family outing 🍿

#bowser #super mario

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Polar bears are so magnificently shaped. Can I see some polar bears being magnificently shaped beasts?

Oh yess yessss yeeessssssss!

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bunnyboybitch · 9 months

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“Please just open your window so we can talk about Polar Bear Sunday” — Minky

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bunnyboybitch · 10 months

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characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

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bunnyboybitch · 10 months

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bunnyboybitch · 10 months

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The only thing I need tumblr to do is to get like... cool with the idea you can hire people here to do commissions for you and to like.. consider monetary support for artists cuz one of the reasons and the biggest reason I moved to twitter in the first place is because people there buy my art. I make a living there doing art. And the vibe here is **we don't do that here** If you want artists to be here and do art you gotta be okay with the concept of artists trying to make money. I hate capitalism as much as the next person but I'm also 30 years old living with my fucking parents because I can't pay for a 1 bedroom apartment. Artists are not 'big business'. We're not Disney. We're just people trying to make a living or some money for groceries and shit.

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