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Call me Bob the Builder, the way I be trying to fix him.
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dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
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People with low spoons, someone just recommended this cookbook to me, so I thought I'd pass it on.
I always look at cookbooks for people who have no energy/time to do elaborate meal preparations, and roll my eyes. Like, you want me to stay on my feet for long enough to prepare 15 different ingredients from scratch, and use 5 different pots and pans, when I have chronic fatigue and no dishwasher?
These people seem to get it, though. It's very simple in places. It's basically the cookbook for people who think, 'I'm really bored of those same five low-spoons meals I eat, but I can't think of anything else to cook that won't exhaust me'. And it's free!
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My 3 moods
1. hungry as fuck
2. horny as fuck
3. tired as fuck
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Vielleicht war es nicht unser Schicksal zusammen zu sein, aber du kannst dir sicher sein, dass dein Name immer meine Schwäche bleibt.
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Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
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Und irgendwann realisierst du dass du einer Person gar nicht so wichtig bist, wie sie dir.
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Ich brauche dich mehr als du mich und wir beide wissen es.
#depressive gedanken#depressiv#depression#depressed#depressing quotes#this is depressing#depressing life#depressive thoughts#depressive mood#anxienty#angst#angst dich zu verlieren#lonley#allein#alleine#verlassen
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Ich habe Angst dass du irgendwann keine Lust mehr auf mich hast und mich genauso wie die anderen einfach verlässt.
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I am so happy right now the world is so cool and full of love everyone have a great tuesday holy shit
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Why did "lmao" stick around but "rofl" die. Any theories on this
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