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billies-bookcorner · 12 days
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billies-bookcorner · 12 days
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obsessed with the fact that tom riddle's three career plans were shop assistant, teacher, or murderous fascist dictator.
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billies-bookcorner · 14 days
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billies-bookcorner · 7 months
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billies-bookcorner · 7 months
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actually i DO have a blog aesthetic its called ‘i post what i like’
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billies-bookcorner · 8 months
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in his defense “watcher” would be the first thing i’d try
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hold on. computer enhance.
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did this fucker just leak watcher entertainment login credentials?
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billies-bookcorner · 11 months
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Here's a chance to tell on yourself
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that's what tags are for.
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billies-bookcorner · 11 months
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Regulus: *sneaking under the covers*
Sirius: What, and I mean this nicely, the fuck are you doing?
Regulus: *realising he had in fact NOT found the right bed in the dark*
Regulus:
Sirius:
Regulus: heyyyy... remember- remember when we were children... and-
Sirius: *yawning but throwing the covers open* just get in
Regulus: *slowly and wordlessly crawling in*
Sirius:
Regulus:
Sirius: ...are you alright?
Regulus: *mortified* fine. im fine, just sleep. go to sleep.
[the next day]
James: *in tears*
Regulus: actually fuck off I haven't gone to his bed like that since I was nine
James: why didn't you just pretend you'd been sleepwalking?! what happened to "im a slytherin, i never panic"?
Regulus:
Regulus:
Regulus: *dejected* i truly cant put into words how much i hate you and the way you remember everything
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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you have 2 wolves inside you
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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i had an idea and had my graphic designer roommate bring it to life
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked
Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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pregnant annabeth crying because percy’s genes are going to make her baby stupid
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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guess who’s back with the marauders memes
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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the long awaited part 7 of things my friends have said as incorrect sweater weather quotes
CW sex, alcohol, vulgarity, stupidity and shenanigans
i’ve been collecting these for a while
As always credit to @futurebicon for the idea and @lumosinlove for the characters
“it’s a fun fact”-finn
“not fun just fact” -logan
“i think i get dumber every year”-james
“i going to need context for “i just use my hands””-sirius
“i didn’t take physics but i know that’s not right”-leo
“i need to go to walmart”-logan
“why?”-leo
“i need a mirror”-logan
“why to put on the ceiling”-leo
“i need 2 mirrors”-logan
“please for ra hasana “-thomas
“you’re not jewish”- noelle
“i caught you pooping your pussy right there”-thomas
“he’s a serial killer they do weird shit”-regulus
“i wish i didn’t know that about you”-noelle
“i wish i didn’t know that about me too, but here we are”-logan
“they’ve had a lot less fouls, like they didn’t swing at anyone”-Sirius
“maybe they went to therapy over the break”-remus
“are you not going to shower?”-finn
“ i didn’t have sex”-logan
“that’s not what i asked”-finn
“i was six shots deep i surprised i only misspelt one word”-james
“you knew when i become attached to you i attach to you” *grabby hands* Logan
“you have sex in a walmart parking lot one time and suddenly you’re a whore”-finn
“all my marbles are gone”-sirius
*points to gritty, points to finn”
“you guys match”-James
*Finn drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter*
“you’re so gay”-Leo
“that’s so out of pocket”-Finn
“no it’s not you are gay”-Leo
*logan approaching the goal*
“go! go little guy! go”-sirius
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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billies-bookcorner · 1 year
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scenes/moments i NEED in heartstopper s2:
"stop saying hanky panky"
charlie walking in on taoelle making out at tara's party
charlie telling harry to "have a nice life"
tao opening the door and elle seeing him shirtless 😭
"i need an alcoholic drink...a croissant, then."
THE TEACHERS 💓💓
"why don't you just borrow makeup from the girls?" (did not think of that)
"so what if it was? you jealous?" "...im not gay" IM SORRY ITS JUST SO FUNNY
darcy calling tara jonesy <3
"my dad is french" "SINCE WHEN????" "since...his birth?"
darcy's face when she says it's alcohol time 😭
"do you want a lick of my ice cream?" *oh*
"nicks so in love with you it's unbearable to watch sometimes"
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