What if it was actually Littlefinger and not Lightbringer and someone is just illiterate?

Also you can tell when people have had people be terrible to them cause they always try and include others. People who have never dealt with that don't even realize when they are isolating people.

You ever feel like everyone who talks to you is just wait for someone better to talk to?

I am boatloads of creative ideas, but no time or skill to execute them.

Tipsy me watches the same TV episodes I watch all the time, but comments on them like I'm watching them for the first time.

You: Fleetwood Mac makes repetitive songs sound good.

Me, an intellectual: None of Fleetwood Mac's songs are repetitive because the effortlessly change the drum beat and are constantly layering new guitar melodies with vocal harmonies.

When James Brown, Michael Jackson, and Prince are dead, but you’ve ripped all of them off, so they just decide to give you a Grammy......

Actually, I lied. Day 2 got easier once I got almond butter and some fruit. But it was impossibly hard when I realized I’m going to Philly on Thursday (aka the land of cheesesteaks, and pretzels, and panzarottis, and diners, and Wawas). I miss Wawa. What I would give to have their cannoli dip and mac n cheese. 

Yesterday was Day 1 of my elimination diet. In Phase 1, you cut out gluten, dairy, soy, and eggs. They should rename Phase 1 “Survivor: Grocery Store”, because both times I went to the supermarket I had to outwit the packaged foods, outplay other shoppers vying for the best produce, and outlast the urge to eat every cheese item or Lil Debbie snack I saw. Also because last night I had grilled fish and cornmeal mush for dinner, basically the only things, besides rice, that they eat on Survivor.

anyone realize that the two bumbling, British officers in Pirates of the Caribbean, are just an older, British version of Drake and Josh?

This is probably the best thing I’ve done.

Interviewer: What are your current goals?

Me: Well, at this moment I am aiming to spend an entire Independence Day dancing to Miley Cyrus’s “Party in the USA” on a city block, but that can happen any year.

Interviewer: Because there’s a 4th of July every year?

Me: No, because it’s a timeless ballad.

Interviewer: ...

Me: So...

Interviewer: It does excellently layer the carefree attitude that American desire over an allegorical tale of the need for expanding domestic capital. You’re hired.

https://fat.gfycat.com/CrazyEmptyIchthyostega.webm There’s this. It’s actually Walder Rivers. Lothar is the compliant one

Anyone gif-ed Jaime smacking Lothar Frey yet? That’s his best moment this season so far

I’m your US President

I’ll hear none of discontent

You can’t stop me cause I’m

Frank Underwood

(sung to the tune of the Kim Possible theme song)

After Super Tuesday's Republican results....

The internet if Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar tonight.

Damn, Gaston. Back at it with the boots and antlers.