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aroace-marine-general · 11 hours
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A song for the brave souls fighting the bot menace
*to the tune of 500 miles
When I boot up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who boots up through the blues.
When I arm up, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that splits 'em into two
If I find them, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man reporting true
And if I fall, hey, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be safe with my crew
And I would report 500 bots
And I would report 500 more
Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots
Just to land on Denmark's shores
When I'm searching, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that helps us pull through
And when the cake comes in for all the work I do, I'll share every single slice with my crew
When I come home, oh, I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due
And if the fight's old, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man fighting next to you
And I would report 500 bots
And I would report 500 more
Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots
Just to land on Denmark's shores
When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man sending bots to review
When I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream, I'm gonna dream about when the bots have withdrew
When I go out, well I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who's scrolling on through
When I come home, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man that gives them what they're due
I'm gonna be the man that's giving 'em what they're due
And I would report 500 bots
And I would report 500 more
Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots
Just to land on Denmark's shores
And I would report 500 bots
And I would report 500 more
Just to be the man who reports a thousand bots
Just to land on Denmark's shores
Thanks to @aroace-spec-empire for the inspiration
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aroace-marine-general · 12 hours
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I made a little thing, soldiers!
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Pssst... @aristarxs
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aroace-marine-general · 13 hours
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Oh my god. I swear, aphobia is so damn stupid. We just wanna live in peace and enjoy our life without constantly being told we "are not oppressed". Aspecs are not an "error" or "mistake" to be "fixed". We don't have any reason to "be fixed". We are perfectly fine and normal, and very valid. Fuck you. Not even kindly fuck you. Disrespectfully, fuck you.
Do you ever look at someone who says they're ace/aro/both and you take a GOOD look and their face and really study their features and think "Huh, I bet you are"?
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I made another thing
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Ah, what a lovely day to be a marine general and- Why is There a pest on the floor.
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Oh, I meant the Person saying they don't like garlic bread. You, dear garlic bread, can join, of course! We love you.
I don’t like garlic bread >:(
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Well then, sadly you can't join the Marines.
I don’t like garlic bread >:(
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Hey, soldiers, do you want garlic bread? I'm ordering some new garlic bread today and Need to know how much I need to order.
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Some aros will join the military and kill you, so be careful!
“Some aros date!” Yeah well some aros will also rip your head off and dissolve you in acid but your not counting them are you
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Hit them with the metal pole! In fact, here, why don't you take one of my AK-47s?
"what if you havent found the right one yet🥺🥺" what if i hit you with a metal pole
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We really aren't!
Be careful of Asexuals y'all, I heard they aren't fucking around
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Busy for a while, only here on weekends and some holidays!
Hey! Welcome to the Marines! I'm general Ambrose, pleasure to meet you! I'm part of the aroace military, here to defend and serve! Please, do join! And if you're not aroace (or just aro, or ace, or on the spectrum), We would be happy to have you as an ally, but of Course, you can still join and help us! We are currently invading Denmark, feel free to sign up!
You want to refer to me? Oh, I use any pronouns except She/her!
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