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the one person who you wanted to watch your instagram story not seeing it before the 24 hours is up is the modern day equivalent of a solider coming home from a long war and seeing a pile of unopened love letters they wrote on their deceased loved ones grave i’m being so serious
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#1 spotify song is so boring what’s ur #100
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HAYLEY WILLIAMS Sydney, AU | x
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thinking about how the first and only time lawernce and adam ever touched when when lawrence held adam as he was beating a man to death to save him after just being shot (by lawrence)(to save the man who shot him’s family) and collapsing in each others arms like romantically or platonically there some amazing subtext behind that like fuck they need each other but can never be with each other doomed by the narrative bitches
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try not to think of adam from saw hearing that nasty ass bathroom door siding open and seeing the outline of a person appear from the light thinking that it’s lawrence coming back to save him only for that hope to die when it turns out to be amanda coming to mercy kill him instead
rip adam you deserved better bby
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boy the merlin blogs sure are active tonight huh
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my all time favourite character trope is when there is one character that everyone loves except for that one other main character guy who absolutely hates them with a burning passion for no good reason
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imagine the rest of the members of the justice league just repeatedly watching batman get his ass kicked by a fucking clown on a bi-weekly basis and just them sitting back watching it like go help your man out he’s obv not doing too well but they are the pinnacle of minding your own business and staying in your lane and i have no choice but to respect that
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one day without ao3 and i read a complete physical book for the first time in literal years in one afternoon and sitting in shame thinking about how productive i could be without this website
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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now
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the only person with true rizz that i’ve ever met and the only person in the world with rizz is the teenager i met on a train who apologised for talking in the quiet carriage and then told me that i don’t need to wear any diamonds cause i shine bright enough without them and then got off the train
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obsessed with the craft project i made as a kid in school that is just a hot air balloon with a bunch of question marks on it that looks like i was brainstorming ideas for the riddlers next ride
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just witnessed the duality of man through the instagram notes features
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oh when will my comrade (my 45 year old manager) come back from home leave (her legally mandated work break), moral is falling low and me and my fellow soldier (16 year old also on shift) are struggling to hold back enemy attacks (there are currently 5 customers in the store and have locked onto us hiding behind the counter with all the precision of a hawk narrowing down on the two lone mice stranded on an open field harbouring the pure vitriol and hatred held by Brutus and the rest of the Roman Senate against cesear on the 15th of March)
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had the most cursed dream last night where the cast of breaking bad and taskmaster switched so instead of Walter White and Jessie making meth in their caravan it was Greg Davis and Little Alex Horne and I woke up in a cold sweat
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