FUCK Y'ALL SHE FOUND ME. NOW SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER OH NOOOOOOOOO

btw my partner is looking for this account so if you see her post and know me... no u don't. ssshhhhh let the secret live on :)

"Bush lied about Iraq, Biden lies about Palestine"

Sticker spotted in New York

the autistic urge to google something when you're just about to fall asleep + the ADHD frustration of not being able to remember what it was the next day

the reason I hold the men in my life to a high standard has a name, it's Dad and he taught me everything a man shouldn't be.

also another guy called my comment "brilliant" and my instructor praises the hell out of me I am riding HIGH on this ego boost

if people don't stop complimenting my intelligence I am going to become utterly insufferable bc why did a guy in my class just tell me he thinks people in his life could benefit from listening to someone like me????? that is insanely nice????

if people don't stop complimenting my intelligence I am going to become utterly insufferable bc why did a guy in my class just tell me he thinks people in his life could benefit from listening to someone like me????? that is insanely nice????

hehehe sent the same message at the same time

GUYS MY GF IS HOPEFULLY GOING TO ADOPT THE CAT MY NEIGHBORS WERE NEGLECTING AND I SURRENDERED HIM TO THE SPCA BC HE WAS LITERALLY GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH AND NOW HES SAFE AND NEUTERED AND HAD SOME SURGERIES FOR HIS HEALTH AND COMFORT AND IF SHE GETS HIM I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO WATCH HIS HUGE TOMCAT CHEEKS DEFLATE AND FUCK I CANT STOP CRYING

3 YEARS W THE LOVE OF MY LIFE NEXT WEDNESDAYYYYYYYY IM SO HYPEDDDD

my gfs mom made a batch of cookies and made some special for me bc im just a picky eater she is SO sweet omg I luv her

so many of the things I used to hate about myself and how I thought have disappeared with her. she lets me trust, and love, and thrive <3

Strange roadside buildings where you shouldn’t ever go.

I need Duolingo to have an option that's like "I am currently in a country that speaks my target language, freeze my streak until I get back" bc like I am not going to practice spanish while I'm literally in mexico. if I want to practice Spanish I will simply walk outside thank you

the 14th was our 2 year 10 month anniversary and we went to the beach, and got food at the same place we had our first date. it was so nostalgic and fun and also insane that it's almost been 3 years. 3 years of the healthiest, most loving person I've ever had the pleasure of loving. so fucking excited to spend as much of my life as possible with her

atp my gf and I say "marry me" "be my wife" and "we should get married" so often we're basically engaged lmfao

not at all the time to get married, so it's a fairly distant future thing but idk catch me at the alter in a few years 👀

the real thing you learn in college is that doing surveys gets you free food and drinks :)

I'm so excited for my NP to come back from her sabbatical so I can tell her how well I'm doing. she saved me at my lowest and I love when she gets to see my progress 💖