EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

i love projecting my mental illnesses onto my silly little comfort characters

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

MDZS redesign portraits I expanded on for merch purposes (charm backdrops)

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog if you also think Toph shouldn’t have been a cop.

I want to see how “unpopular” this opinion really is outside cop-worshipping Reddit.

dude today a customer brought me a birthday card and asked me "is this a girl birthday card or a unisex birthday card? I thought it was unisex but when I scanned it at the self-checkout it said girl birthday card." the birthday card was just a bunch of balloons with the text "happy birthday". and then when I was like "i dunno I think that's just the official name of the card on our system I'm sure a boy would be happy with the card" the customer was like "well if it is a girl birthday card can you tell me if this other birthday card is unisex or for girls? if the other card is unisex I'd like to exchange the girl birthday card for the unisex one". Like what. You can look at the cards. With your eyeballs. You are holding them both you can see them and decide whether or not you want the card. What the fuck are you talking about why are you asking me this

why are you even talking to him… you know he’s doomed by the narrative right

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

I love Tumblr, guess I'm going to just Kms because life has gotten too much 👍🏻

(trying not to kill myself) I'm full of so much love and happiness

I literally started thinking about him before you even said his name 😭

I love finding random tumblr posts describing just the soppiest most pathetic man and then just reblogging it going

"haha

jon sims"

Not me thinking my BPD ass can have ONE normal close friendship without them becoming an FP.

Like, I thought he was just someone I cared a lot about, but whenever I can't text him I feel like I can't breathe.

asexuality is word that describes an orientation, not a set of behaviors, ace people can do all kinds of sexual behaviors and still be asexual. some ace people have sex, some don't. some ace people kiss, some don't. some ace people masturbate, some don't. some ace people get homoerotically stabbed, some don't. it's as easy as that to understand.

im just saying odas death couldve been avoided entirely if someone had just shown him ao3

Dazai: if I had nickel for every time one of my best friends was the protagonist of a light novel where they had to fight a French man with the same ability as them, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice