Bartosz: He takes advantage of his best friend's absence to make a move on the girl they both like. Bartosz and Martha start dating.

Jonas: Makes plans with Bartosz and never shows up. Instead, he betrays his best friend by kissing Martha.

Bartosz: Becomes involved in a conspiracy with a sinister priest named Noah and discovers the betrayal. He then fights Jonas, insults him and his dad, and tells him that he shouldn't come back.

Jonas (unlocks The Stranger transformation): Disappears for years and returns as an adult. He is now a stranger to everyone. He admits that Bartosz is right about everything being his fault. Jonas saves Bartosz from the apocalypse, but they end up stuck in 1888. The Stranger tells the group that Adam killed Martha. However, Jonas hides the fact that he is Adam.

Bartosz: Sick of Jonas and gets into more fights with him. The Stranger claims to be able to fix things while making them worse. As usual Jonas is having the worst time of his life. Bartosz meets Silja. She is the younger sister of Jonas. Silja & Bartosz fall in love and have kids. Bartosz just wants to live a peaceful life with his family. It seems that someone can be happy in this story. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

Jonas (unlocks Adam transformation): HE SENT HIS SISTER TO MEET BARTOSZ, AND GETS THEIR FAMILY INVOLVED IN A CULT. WHEN HANNO IS BORN, BARTOSZ REALIZES THAT HIS SON IS THE MAN WHO GOT HIM INTO THE WHOLE TIME TRAVEL MESS. NOAH DID IT ON ADAM'S ORDERS. SILJA DIES DURING THE BIRTH OF THEIR SECOND CHILD, AND BARTOSZ REALIZES THAT AGNES IS ALSO PART OF THE WHOLE MESS. ONLY A YEAR AFTER HIS WIFE'S DEATH, BARTOSZ MEETS HER AS A LITTLE GIRL. ADAM KILLS HIS OWN MOTHER AND SENDS HIS LITTLE SISTER TO A POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE. SILJA IS RAISED BY HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. ADAM LEAVES BARTOSZ COMPLETELY HOPELESS AND CAUSES HANNO TO KILL HIS OWN DAD. THEN ADAM MAKES AGNES TO KILL HER OWN BROTHER. THE STRANGER HAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS FAMILY. BARTOSZ ONLY HAS HIS OWN FAMILY BECAUSE OF JONAS. BARTOSZ IS ALSO HIS ANCESTOR, JONAS CAN'T EVEN EXIST WITHOUT BARTOSZ. JONAS IS THE REASON FOR THE WORST AND THE BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIS BEST FRIEND.

Bartosz:

Adam: It’s like I always say: keep your friends close and your enemies so close that you’re almost kissing.

My hobby? Oh haha it's nothing really, just making niche memes 4y out of date

My other hobby is making tumblr posts tailor-made to get zero notes

ultimate fist bump?

Noah: Charlotte, this is very complicated, because this person, who I recently found out is my daughter, she’s, well… she’s someone from Winden.

Charlotte: Ooh, gossip! Who is it, Noah? Who is it?

Noah:

Charlotte: Who is it?

Noah, quietly: Charlotte…

Charlotte: …Who?

Noah: …It’s okay, Charlotte… it’s going to be okay–

Charlotte: No, no, no, no, no…. oH MY GOD! NO! NOOOOOOOOO–

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Noah, to the camera: That could have gone one of two ways. But I never expected her to get upset.

📸 Mathias Bothor

I was probably still processing all the ways that Charlotte & Elisabeth are related when I watched season 3, so I didn't really think about Alt-Martha being the grandmother of her grandfather. But Alt-Martha is not only Tronte's grandmother, she is also Tronte's grandmother. The Unknown only exists in one world, and he had Tronte in both worlds. This means Alt-Martha has two grandsons.

Alt-Martha is the grandmother of her grandpa, but also of the Tronte of Adam's World. She is the great-grandmother of her dad, but also of the Ulrich of Adam's World.

This makes her the great-great-grandmother not only of both versions of Magnus and Mikkel, but also of herself. Which means that Martha of Adam's world is also her great-great-granddaughter. Martha can't exist without Alt-Martha.

Jonas loves Alt-Martha as he loved another version of her before. Jonas and Martha could only fall in love in Adam's world because Jonas fell in love with Alt-Martha. They are both descendants of their own son, so they could only exist through their love. Jonas and Martha will always gonna love every version of each other.

regina + aleksander ❤️

day // night

fuck unrequited love, give me unrequited devotion! give me a character who worships the mere ground their s/o walks on. give me a character who would do anything, cross any boundary or burn any bridge for the one they love. give me a character reveres and adores their partner to a religious (and unhealthy) extent

but the devotee just doesn’t get it. they don’t understand what they’ve done to receive this treatment or why the other character looks at them like they’ve just seen salvation. they fear they will never live up to the devoted one’s expectations and sometimes they wonder if their s/o is even in love with them, or if they’re really in love with the perfect version of them that they’ve created in their mind.

bonus points if the constant devotion and worship starts to drive a wedge between them!!!!!!

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A very random Dark doodle dump (mostly Noah/Jonas and Jonas-centrics)

We need more whump and H/C fics for this ship SOMEONE DO IT PLEASE💀

Exactly, Claudia saves the world from these cult leaders who never finished high school. They never dated, but Adam & Eva were just Martha & Jonas in their divorce era.

Dark is the funniest show ever, because when you think about it, the ultimate moral of the story is that, sometimes? It actually does pay off to get really good at math

Helge's fake weapons in the bunker vs Claudia's real weapons in the same bunker

And that's how Winden's best couple was born.

“Who are you?”

“What year is it now?”

Season 3 in a nutshell

Jonas and Martha with the different versions of each other